ultratangerine
ultratangerine
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ultratangerine · 9 days ago
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atp the only way we’re going to get out of this ai shit while people’s brains are still semi intact is to start bribing influencers and tiktokers into saying chatgpt is cringe and it emits a frequency that blocks your divine energy which can only be channeled back by reading a book and talking to your friends
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ultratangerine · 1 year ago
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“Every Italian noble in the medieval commune era” - ENGLISH SUBTITLES
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ultratangerine · 1 year ago
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Dealing with your PTSD 101 is you can't go around using it to try and control the behavior of complete strangers
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ultratangerine · 1 year ago
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11-year-old Veronika feeding stray cats near the ruins of her home. Borodianka, Ukraine
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ultratangerine · 1 year ago
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I regret to inform you that I read an Encanto retelling with white Americans.
It was set in Cali suburbia and the chapters were themed to Imagine Dragons songs.
The Quotes
Wife: If Encanto was about white Americans, it would have been southern gothic.
Me: Yes, with songs by Johnny Cash.
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ultratangerine · 1 year ago
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Spined straight-snouted weevil, Pogonapion kuscheli, Brentidae
Found in New Caledonia
Photos by damienbr
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ultratangerine · 1 year ago
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"Hey, nice frog!"
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"Thanks, it has pockets!"
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Assa, colloquially known as 'pouched frogs' raise their tadpoles in pockets on their hips.
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ultratangerine · 1 year ago
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Not really a fan of Bridgerton, but I am a fan of Nicola Coughlan's response to everyone shitting on her for being "too big" to play a love interest
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ultratangerine · 1 year ago
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dont let the west impose their sinful ideas of traditional family structure onto you, every eastern european knows a traditional family is a child, their mother and their grandmother. a father being in the picture is ok as long as its occasional and a wholly negative experience, but borders on perversion.
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ultratangerine · 1 year ago
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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.
go!
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ultratangerine · 1 year ago
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ultratangerine · 2 years ago
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Three men are in a Russian prison cell
The first man says, “I’m here because I criticized Evgeny Prigozhin”
The second man says, “I’m here because I spoke in favor of Evgeny Prigozhin”
The third man says, “I am Evgeny Prigozhin”
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ultratangerine · 2 years ago
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They turned off reblogs the MICROSECOND I pressed reblog, so I need this on my blog IMMEDIATEDLY
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ultratangerine · 2 years ago
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reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about
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ultratangerine · 2 years ago
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A core feature of modernity that I truly cannot stand is this automatic, knee-jerk sense of smug superiority that people (millenials especially) affect when they talk about the beliefs, practices, or thoughts of men and women who lived in the past. They are completely incapable of being sympathetic to a world that they could never experience, and instead poke fun at any difference a medieval or ancient person might have had from themselves and go "haha look at these stupid idiots, we sure know better now, don't we?" It's fucking infuriating.
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ultratangerine · 2 years ago
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Seal noises please?
awawawawawawa.....
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ultratangerine · 2 years ago
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