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Fox

🫵 STOP! you are doomscrolling. tell me your favorite animal instead

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So i finished murder drones. So watching that isnt supposed to be a procrastination tool anymore

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No stop your bad choices hurt my heart

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😭 and apparently sometimes i CANT tell you if fox and cody are red or orange

I was the kind of Star Wars fan that knows who Leland Che is 😭😭 Guys I used to be somebody.....

I used to be able to tell you who Clone troopers were by the markings on their armor 😭😭😭

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I have a problem and its called tomorrow

Except that my problem is actually called thinking tomorrow is a problem

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New picture, old art

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What if i didnt render.

What if i want people to color pick from my reference

What if i want them to try

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I DONT KNOW WHAT IM DOINGGGGG

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NO DONT ADD TRANSPARENT MATERIAL TO YOUR DRAWING WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

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Time to make the colors. Good.

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*sigh*

Hes going

THE DISTANCE

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I was too late

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Ik you tagged this Dune, but you had me thinking this was written in the style of a Saint’s reflection at first.

I must not fear the phone call. Fear of the phone call is the job-killer. Fear of the phone call is the little-death that brings total unemployment. I will face my fear of the phone call. I will permit it to pass over my mouth and through my ears. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear of the phone call has gone there will be nothing. Only I, with a paying job, will remain.

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Til that in The Bad Guys, when they have popisicles, they call them ice pops because Popsicle is a brand name and ice pop is what they are actually called

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AWWWWWW

had a dream that someone was showing me this camera that could render anything it photographed "flawless." So like it could remove blemishes from people's faces, but also if you took a picture of a cracked glass there would be no crack in the resulting image.

Obviously this is kind of existentially horrifying but that's not the point of this post.

The point is that when dream me got the camera I immediately turned the lens onto my cat to see what she would look like "perfect." And she looked exactly the same.

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Alternate universe where Tumblr is the fake website/gaslight/mass hallucination

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Oh, my ears 😭