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Percy: I made tea.

Annabeth: I don’t want tea.

Percy: I didn’t make tea for you…this is my tea.

Annabeth: Then why are you telling me?

Percy: It’s a conversation starter.

Annabeth: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Percy: oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.

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Percy: You in the mood for a quickie, Wise Girl?

Annabeth, choking: Excuse me!?

Percy: Yeah, I tried baking some for my birthday and they're kinda burnt but...

Annabeth: IT’S PRONOUNCED QUICHE

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Percy: Hey Mom, this is my girlfriend Annabeth.

Annabeth: Hi Mrs Jackson it’s nice to meet you!

Sally: You couldn’t find anyone better?

Percy: Don’t say that, I love her and-

Sally: I was talking to her.

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Teacher: Mr. Jackson, as you know, the assignment was to bring in something important to you

Percy: yeah, and I did that

Teacher: I meant an object, not Mr. Underwood.

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etched on skin [T, 30K+]

After Long Island is struck by ancient magic, Annabeth finds that broken sentences start to appear on her wrist; the thoughts of her soulmate. And she isn't the only one.

soulmates AU; soulmarks; tattoo’s of their soulmates thoughts; friends to lovers; communication and healthy friendships

set between The Battle of the Labyrinth and The Last Olympian

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Hi so like?? I love everything on here? And just?? I need to know??? What’s the status on what happens after happily ever after??? Because I’m obsessed?? And i just rediscovered it?? And like no pressure at all i promise?? But pls update when u can???

Stay safe xx

hey there! absolutely love this enthusiasm, and actually i’ve just posted, like, three updates (been on a writing spree today for some reason) so you can go ahead and read those <33

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oh, how the turn tables (G, ~7K)

Finding out that her husband is cheating on her should be the last straw for Annabeth. She should pack her bags and get the hell out of there and leave him in the dust. Except, she can't pass up the opportunity to get back at the asshole — because his sidepiece is also married, to some Percy Jackson. Moral of the story; revenge is fun, and taking the high road is overrated.

[ find the fic on ao3 here ]

alternate universe/mortal au; both of them are married to idiots; vengeful exes team up; mostly them becoming friends but with romantic chemistry; humour

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What Happened After Happily Ever After (T, WiP, 12K+)

And they lived happily ever after. At least, that's what Annabeth thought would happen when she married Percy Jackson.

Percy Jackson was the epitome of perfect; cute smile, ruffled hair, beautiful eyes, charming, a good sense of humour, overtly respectful, a marine biologist who wasn't the most intelligent but worked harder than anyone she knew.

But there was one problem; none of that explained why Annabeth simply wasn't in love with him anymore. She cocked her head to the side, gazed at her husband, and couldn't summon a shred of excitement.

There were too many awkward silences, too much tension, and neither of them could even be bothered to fight. That is, until Percy begins acting weirdly, and then they don't seem to have any problem in that department.

Light is shed upon aspects of Percy's past and Annabeth realises that the man she married isn't who she thought he was at all. Thrust into the path of danger and a realm of uncertainty, Annabeth finds herself unable to let go of the man she once considered the love of her life despite everything telling her that she should.

A story of rediscovery and proving that falling in love the second time is even better than the first.

read it on ao3 here

mortal AU; american mafia involvement (but not in a cliché way, trust me); Percy/Annabeth-centric; humour in serious situations; saving a failing marriage; lovers to enemies to friends to lovers (?)

includes cameos by other characters; chaptered story; work in progress (WiP)

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The Library Book (WiP, ~110K, T)

In a world without demigods, Annabeth Chase has been on the waiting list to check out a book for months. As it turns out, none other than Percy Jackson has the long overdue book, and one day their paths cross in the library.

This is a story where two rivals find something good in being together, while discovering the most unexpected things about themselves and each other.

[ find it on ao3 here ]

completed; mortal AU; high schoolers; enemies to friends to lovers; rival friendship groups; slow-burn then established relationship; fluff; healthy relationships

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End of the Line (~130K, T)

Five years after Percy Jackson's disappearance, Olympus is falling, and their enemies are at a new height of power. Camp Jupiter has been destroyed and its inhabitants slaughtered, while Camp Half-Blood is facing problems of its own.

After a kidnapping dangerously shakes the camp's morale, Rachel gives the first prophecy she has given in years - cryptic, yet it assures them of death.

Meanwhile, Percy and Piper struggle to wrench themselves free of Pontus' grasp in the deep village of Agatha. Their time is running out like sand in an hourglass, and the axe dangling over their hands is lowering.

Annabeth is broken, Jason is hurt, and the Seven are falling apart. They scramble to pick up the pieces as they sail across the Atlantic in search of their only hope: the spell to awaken Ouranos, primordial of the heavens before he was cut down by his son Kronos.

In a mad dash to save the world, the Seven faces problems that could tear them down from the inside.

[ find it on ao3 here ]

written in blood-of-olympus style (alternating pov); platonic bonding; getting back together (percy & annabeth); angst with a happy ending; originally written in 2019

events take place post-canon; slow-burn/long fic

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Percy, Annabeth and Grover on their road trip to California

Annabeth: we should arrive in roughly four days! Plenty of snacks, blankets, soft tunes, we’ve got everything my dudes 😌☝🏻

Percy: That BLT is so delicious??? And Haddaway’s ”What is Love“ is such a bop! Turn it up! 🥰🤓👊🏾👊🏾

Grover: Happy with my can right here. Wouldn’t mind another one! BTW Jason died who cares LMAO 🤪🤪🖖🏽🤟🏽🤟🏽 but Percy’s right! WHAT IS LOVE?! BABY DON‘T HURT ME! NO MORE!

[ID: GIF from the comedy television show Saturday Night Live which features the "Roxbury Guys" sketch, in which comedians Chris Kattan, Will Ferrell and Jim Carrey bob their heads in unison to the song "What is Love" while driving in a car. End of ID]

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history can’t be rewritten (but it can be fixed) (G, 46K)

Determined not to lose Thalia again, Annabeth joins the Hunters as Artemis' new lieutenant, blind to her feelings for a certain son of Poseidon. Once she comes to the staunch realisation that these feelings simply aren't going to go away, Annabeth has to move heaven and earth to get back to him.

[ find it on ao3 by clicking the title or here ]

starts right after The Titan's Curse and progresses through the series; Artemis as a much-needed mother figure; badass Thalia Grace; a lot of Percy-Annabeth tension; canon divergence in the events of 'The Battle of the Labyrinth' and 'The Last Olympian'

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Reyna: Jason’s been missing for months now, and it’s time to consider who should be praetor if he’s gone for much longer

Octavian: well I personally believe I’d do a great job

Reyna: thanks, never speak again

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Percy: From now on we will have code names.

Percy: I will be ‘Eagle One’.

Percy: Rachel is ‘Been there done that’.

Percy: Annabeth is ‘Currently doing that’.

Percy: Jason is ‘If I had to pick a dude’.

Percy: Leo is ‘It happened once in a dream’.

Percy: And Nico is...

Percy: ‘Eagle Two’

Nico: Oh, thank Gods.

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Another small moment that I love from the original PJO series. This one is from Battle of the Labrynth.

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Annabeth: *hits pen on the table out of frustration*

Percy: Stop that! How would you feel if I just banged you on the table?

Annabeth:

Annabeth: I don’t know how to answer this-

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happy 27th birthday

percy jackson !