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This needs a disclaimer. Fuck.
I'm sorry, this photo is actually everything to me like wow HOLY FUCK this man is SO, so fine!! 🥵🥵🥵
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Bruh.
So my sister is on insta and so am i, and we follow each other and i was watching reels and a the ss showed up where it's like 'my daughter is fine. No, your daughter reads smut during breakfast with a straight face." And she had liked it.
Like, bitch i don't need that information in my life. I have changed your diapers.....
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Oh my gawdddd! Did you guys know that spider monkeys are real animals? Apparently, they are a kind of monkey.
I just thought it was a weird word association that the century-old sparkly danger boi said to the horny personality-less teenage girl.
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what's annoying is that, harmony's right there, cobel shoulda walked in

Forgot where I saw this but
Basically me
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No tissues, no string section, no tiny violin, for the last time I'm your audience..
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innie mark telling outie mark reintegration doesn’t seem fair because he’s lived longer and he’ll be more outie than himself, but he doesn’t know… he doesn’t know how petey told him that his first memory at lumon went as far back as his fifth birthday. outie mark will feel like he’s loved helly for years he doesn’t knowwww
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stop.making.me.cry.
"maybe it's a building that's like, so big" "it became a continent" the hope of making a life trapped in a building so big it could become the world. god.
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im in quantum technology lecture. I simply cannot comprehend this shit.
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The right side of my brain is expanding and contracting at superhuman speeds and i want to pluck my eyes out, blend it, add tabasco sauce and drink it
Pain, we are one.
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I woke up today and it felt like the floodgates to my dread had opened and i was all no no no no no and then went back to sleep and i realized being asleep is sorta like being severed coz no memories but you aren't a different person tho.
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The amount of cunt that milchick put into "monosyllabically" needs to be studied in schools
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