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Cleared that one up.
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“Haifisch” time~  ( ˘ ɜ˘) ♬♪♫
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Richard: *drunk*
Richard: Till, you know what? I just realised I love Paul. He's a pure gold. I love him. I want to spend the rest of my life with him.
Till: *nods*
Till: Okay. *continues watching tv*
Richard: Till, listen to me! I'm burning like a bible bush on altar of the love rapture!
Till: W-what? Reesh, could you repeat that sentence? It was very poetical.
Schneider: *comes in* Hey, what are doing?
Till: Do you know what he just told me? He said he's burning like a bush on the altar of love rapture. He's also in love with Paul.
Schneider: *blinks* Burning like a bush? You mean, burning bush from the Bible? Is he drunk?
Till: Of course he is. But he gave me eine idea of the new song. With religion contest.
Schneider: Like what? We make metal music. Not christian rock.
10 mins later
Till: This would be great! You just have to imagine it!
Paul: Imagine it? I don't like the idea of song about religion.
Oliver: It should be something in our style. Blood, fire, fear, darkness...
Till: Sin. Lots of. Lesbian nuns! I'm a pure genius! *smiles* Just imagine, a old priory somewhere in southern Europe, rain, thunders...
Schneider: HELL NO IF YOU ALL THINK I'M GOING TO BE A WOMEN AGAIN YOU CAN GO F YOURSELF. NEVER AGAIN
Till: Just wait.
Richard: *comes in, still drunk*
Richard: Paul, I love you, I'll love till the end of time, I want you right now, just f me, F MEEE!
Till: Are we done?
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In Russia, there is an advertisement shake-shake-shake your smartphone. I did it, and received a fucking tree. Well.
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Don't give me examples from the book. You never know what nonsense I wrote there.
—My native language teacher
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I listen to Dean Reed in XXI
My music teacher was put to me "5", when he find out Dean Reed in my playlist :)
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Hello world :P
>Hi, I am dount. It's like a donut, but not the right one, not the one you used to see.
>I speak English poorly, but I think, we will be a friends.
>I have a lot of hobbys, but I have no time for them.
>I have schizophrenia, but it will not stop us from communicating, right?
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