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So let me get this straight.
The days before my birthday was sunny
Then my birthday comes along and then suddenly its raining cats and dogs
And after my birthday passes its sunny again?
Which god did i anger
#it could be a blessing too ig#well hey atleast our trees are blooming flowers#but i have pollen allergy so there's that
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Based on this

#original art#meme#my art#shitpost#not really an artist but oh well#i tried#silly little thing#ides of march#gonna tag it as ides of march since that was what i was searching lol
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Mikoshi Nagamasa's color palette reminded me of Heizou ngl

Like-

They're pretty similar
#genshin impact#Mikoshi Nagamasa#Nagamasa#Tatarasuna#Inazuma#5.4 event#shikanoin heizou#Heizou#Its the first thing i noticed lol#Or im colorblind idk#Is this considered spoilers?
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My adaptation of the God of Arepo short story, which was originally up at ShortBox Comics Fair for charity. You can get a copy of the DRM-free ebook here for free - and I'd encourage you to donate to Mighty Writers or The Ministry of Stories in exchange.
Again it's an honour to be drawing one of my favourite short stories ever. Thank you so much for the original authors for creating this story; and for everyone who bought a copy and donated to the above non-profits.
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THE CAT EVENT IS HERE
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I finally got kazuha after 13 single pulls
True to my words i immediately killed him by jumping off the jade chamber. I still have pulls left and i was debating whether i save it for arlecchino or pull for his weapon... I pulled for his weapon and holy shit i think i used up my luck for that one. My pity on the weapon banner was 25 and after two 10 pulls, not only did i get his weapon but i also got neuvillette's
#genshin impact#kaedehara kazuha#neuvillette#im on my 50/50 again (╥﹏╥)#aint no way im getting arlecchino now#unless i get an early#but that's just wishful thinking 😔#When will heizou return? im coming for him next 🔪
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Im going to cry
Im guaranteed cause i lost my 50/50 on furina's banner (the one where i got dehya yes) so i've been saving my guarantee cause i heard that kazuha was getting a rerun AND heizou was there too, i want to get all the anemo characters so im like- its okay if I don't get kazuha, atleast i'll get heizou, or vise versa.
I didn't get him.
And neither did Heizou.
So im pretty pissed at that cause i pulled a bunch of times and didn't even get either of them???
Anyway, i saved up my guarantee again because apparently cloud retainer was going to be playable, so i was just pulling at her banner. Then i saw chiori, and shit damn i want her so i saved up my guarantee again. Then i fricking saw on YouTube that kazuha was getting another rerun.
I swear i want to strangle that guy, im still pretty pissed about last time and he's gonna waltzed in after i decided that i badly want chiori??? But i need kazuha cause he's a good support (and i badly need crowd control cause I don't have venti or sucrose) so im begrudgingly skipping chiori for canadian-yakult themed aether.
THEN ARLECCHINO IS FUCKING PLAYABLE???
I FRICKING WANT HER 😭
I am debating whether i skip him for arlecchino or not 😭
#genshin impact#rant post#kaedehara kazuha#arlechinno genshin#arlecchino#Mihoyo this is a war crime#Woes of a free to play#Im gonna pull for kazuha but im gonna immediately kill him for all of the suffering he caused me#i want chiori and arlecchino#But kazuha decided to make me suffer
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Farewell my sweet gremlin
#Cat#We're gonna miss you sensei 😭#rest in peace#my pets#Gonna sing it one more time#“where is the sensei?”
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My sister tried to open the gates of hell in the kitchen today :D
#cooking#home cooking#She's cooking fried egg#idk how she could somehow burn it#the fire was huge ngl#but we're safe :v#shitpost
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Im on my 50/50 pulling for Furina and it took me 80+ pulls to get a gold and they give me Dehya 😭
#genshin impact#furina#focalors#it took me days to farm for those primogems and this is what they give me#not even a keqing or a qiqi#which i would've accepted cause im not one to use pyro claymore characters 😭#hoyoverse why#Can't even use money for a welkin cause im a broke f2p player (╥﹏╥)
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Person A:
"Eyes like the ocean,
Beautiful yet unknown,
Fills my hallow heart"
Person B:
"Words full of flowers,
flattery fills the air, not
Reciprocated"
Person A: "Was that a haiku?"
Person B:
"What i said, unknown,
Your question unanswered, but
Was it a haiku?"
Person A: "Screw you"
Person A:
"You wound me my dear,
Words as cold as ice,
Heart frozen in ice"
Person B: "stop being dramatic"
#literature#poetry#shitpost#incorrect quotes#?#can this be considered incorrect quotes?#idk#Help i don't know how to tag#Can be used for Otp's or something#Honestly random lmao#Felt poetic lol#don't judge me#im not a poet but i tried
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*Traveling through fontaine*
Me: *sees Hydro Eidolons* Oh water droplet is here to help us too?? Nice!
*Hydro Eidolons starts attacking me*
*Me realizing we have to kill it after literally being buddies with them on the last event*
Me in tears: Why
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Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
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*A group of friends talking about what kind of superpowers they would have*
"What about you? What kind of superpower do you want to have"
"Superpower i want to have?"
"Psh i already have a superpower"
"Oh? And what is it then?"
"My superpower is the ability to thrive in this world"
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