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[uthreckrid]

I can hear the voice of god and it told me a secret.

There is a rumbling that I feel under my skin and when I focus on It I can hear It as a clear voice. It told me that It is the voice of the true god. I asked It to prove it to me, and It tells me things about myself that even I didn't know. But perhaps if It is an illusion which is produced by my subconscious, that could be explained. I asked for more proof. It predicts events in exact detail before they happen, events that will happen to me, events that happen elsewhere in the world, and every prediction comes true. I ask god if It is the one making these things happen. It tells me instead that events are simply predestined by causality and It simply knows how to calculate based on its absolute understanding of the mechanics of nature, and so It has knowledge of the future. I ask why It is conscious. It says that it is my fault that god gained a consciousness, and I have to help to render It back into what it was before, the inherent medium of the mechanics of nature, that which the events of the universe are allowed and guaranteed through. It tells me that I gave It a mind accidentally by "eating a cheeseburger wrong" one day, which apparently only had a one in a quintillion or so chance of happening, and apparently because of the angle I put the burger at, it reached through an extraspacial dimension into the heart of the world and I tore a hole to god which centered itself on my body. To return god into unconsciousness I have to learn all of the secrets of the universe that It knows and enact Its will through my vessel which can interact with the world in a way It can't due to Its existence not within it but rather throughout and below it. I ask if It knows whether or not I will succeed. I ask why It has the goal of returning to Its previous state. To both questions It answers that It doesn't know. I know that is a lie.

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New OC: Doctor Cholesterol

There is an evil man named Doctor Cholesterol and at night he travels to the households of the little girls and boys of the neighborhood and he releases nine kilograms of chlorine gas in their parents' bedrooms. This causes a chemical reaction which turns the children into orphans.

In this reaction, the main reactant is the children and the main product is orphans, which have a molar ratio of one to one unless there is too much chlorine gas, or the children's rooms are too close to the parents', or the ventilation is irregular, among other possibilities, in which case there may be less orphans produced by the reaction than children who went into it.

But it is also important to realize that this reaction only happens because the chlorine and parents act as catalysts both of which are consumed in the reaction, which produces a secondary product known as "corpses", which will be in equal molar ratio to the parents, or more according to the same possible conditions listed above. Doctor Cholesterol is not to be confused with Doctor Cholesterol 2, who frequents public gyms and likes to relax in the saunas and has digestive issues. Doctor Cholesterol is my character. Doctor Cholesterol 2 is not my character.

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Bathing Simulator

I came up with the concept of a video game while showering yesterday called "Bathing Simulator" where the goal of the game was to successfully bathe yourself in a forest river, but while that goal seems simple it actually ends up requiring you to overcome a great deal of obstacles which makes the gameplay much wider in scope than you would expect from something called "Bathing Simulator". So at first you would find that the river, though the water was clear, would occasionally have debris flow through it that would make it unsafe to bathe in, like large pieces of driftwood, and you'd have to go upriver and clear debris, but then when you returned, you'd find now that animals were shitting in the river, and you'd have to go upriver and discover bears shitting in the river, so you'd have to use the debris you cleared and various other resources in the forest to create weapons and kill the bear, but then you would find that all of this work has made you dirtier than just water can clean you from, and so you have to collect firewood and create some kind of pottery vessel to render the bear fat in and then mix it with the wood ash to make soap and then finally you could use that soap to bathe. And so I imagined there would be tutorials online like "Bathing Simulator tutorial: how to most effectively kill bears" and anyone who had no context on the game would be completely confused by a title like that.