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The 5 Ways To Unlock Your Winner Energy

Dear Masterpiece, you are about to learn how to conjure up the concoction of science and magic that come together to create Winner Energy. The force that has allowed every single winner to successfully win at what they've won and continue to triumph further!

That time you pursued someone out of your league, and they said yes?

Winner Energy!

That time you knew nothing on the test and still passed?

Winner Energy!

That time you read a letter suggesting someone could be out of your league, and you immediately scoffed at the preposterous notion?

Winner Energy!

Winner Energy is a knee jerk reaction you have to specific challenges that come your way. It's the voice in your head that tells you that no matter what happens, you are going to win! It is of the essence to reach your full potential as a Valoucionist.

Winner Energy does not bother with numbers, statistics or even logic! It merely walks into the room, states its greatness and then proves it in the most extravagant manner imaginable.

My darlings if you didn't know before, now you know, we are about to discuss Winner Energy. How to develop it, how to sustain it, and how to react when it feels like it simply doesn't exist!

We begin with an anecdote from my youth. My first encounter with Winner Energy.

Nine years ago to the day, I stand face to face with the key to my dreams. An omnipotent device developed in a Japanese laboratory that is guaranteed to grant me a body that would make Hercules himself tremble in fear! I step onto the snow-white platform awaiting my transformation. I exhale as the evaluation begins. I vehemently follow the cues of the simplistic user-interface anticipating my physical enhancements. The evaluation intensifies, it begins asking questions that no 12 year old before me has ever faced! Height, weight, age!

Nevertheless, I knew what I was getting myself into! I undergo the evaluation to the best of my ability but its too much. I graze the brink of destruction then get pulled to safety by my awaited conclusion. My head rises from an ocean of sweat; I gasp for air! I look ahead towards the screen awaiting Arnold Schwarzenegger's black twin, yet all I see is the word 'obese'. Nintendo's Wii Fit evaluation just told me that I am obese. What the hell? I begged my father to spend his hard-earned money on this thing only for it to say to me that that I'm OBESE?!

Perhaps weighing 76 kilograms at age 12 was a sign that my stomach was involved in a few toxic relationships, but that doesn't mean that I'm obese!

I proceeded to use Wii Fit, rigorously pursuing my fitness goals up until I reached the coveted status of 'Overweight.' At this point, I knew it was my time, after this accomplishment, I could feel the power of legend. I could feel... Winner Energy. On the exact day that I turned 13, I hosted a pool party! I saw all the underweight kids doing marvellous flips into the pool, and I had enough! It was my time. It was time to unlock, WINNER ENERGY.

I proceeded to the edge of the pool and readied myself. My stretch marks appearing more fierce than ever, my love handles tensing up. I got into a deep squat, and before I knew it, I was 10 feet in the sky! (Leave me alone, that's what it felt like!) It was the most graceful backflip this world has ever seen! It was at that moment that I experienced the one, the only, WINNER ENERGY!

In hindsight, the accomplishment is a small one. However, it was pivotal in my journey towards creating The Valoucion Universe! Today I share with you five methods to radically increase your Winner Energy.

The Portal Method

Spending time with negative losers is a surefire way to decrease your Winner Energy. People who do not believe that they can do anything significant in their lifetime and make it your problem need to be avoided at all costs. Often these people appear to be good friends who care about you, but because they gave up on their dreams, they do not believe in yours. We try our best to ignore the "jokes" that come from our supposed friends, but their loser mentality is more infectious than you think. You are not impervious to their toxic beliefs and habits, no matter how passionate you are about your dreams. It won't be easy, but they need to go! Send them through the nearest portal to the past and never look back. Once you have done that, use the portal to travel to a new land where you are in an environment full of like-minded individuals where the Winner Energy is abundant, and you can proceed with healthier social interactions! Please Note: You might end up alone in your apartment writing articles about Winner Energy trusting that it's all just a part of the process!

2. The Library Method

It has been documented by the world's greatest scholars that knowledge is power. That is a lie. Knowledge is very existence itself! Imagine you didn't know how to breathe, eat or sleep. It is a blessing that these particular impulses come to us instinctually; otherwise, we would be done for! Once upon a time, you didn't know how to drive a car, pay bills or cook a meal. Things that were once the furthest from relevant now seem essential to your survival. You need to accumulate as much relevant information as possible if you want to be confident in the decisions you make for your future self! Hoard as many audiobooks, hard paper books, podcasts and articles until your library is an obese 12-year-old boy! (Sorry, I'm experiencing some PTSD) These days I'm reading books the way I used to listen to albums and not a day goes by where I regret it! With that being said, does anyone want to discuss the intricacies of esoteric philosophy.

3. The Time Travel Method

It is impossible to become who you want to be by being who you've already been. If you plan on inspiring the world with your wondrous gifts and you are not currently doing that, then you need to upgrade! Thankfully, after all the knowledge you've accumulated and the thinking patterns you've inherited from your new environment, you have unlocked the mythical powers of time travel! Now follow my instructions carefully. You need to go into the future and stalk the best version of yourself for a whole month and take note of precisely what they do, how they think, and even how they speak. Once you come back, you need to create a schedule that allows you to surpass them in every single way imaginable! Whether its spending more time on your craft, exercising more or whatever. Do what it takes to transcend your best self and eat them alive. I've scheduled everything in my life except for trips to the bathroom and geared myself for maximum efficiency. I don't even need to think anymore because it's like I'm some sort of hyper-efficient cyborg! I love it.

4. The Red Button Method

It's the end of the world! After Batman's death, The Joker no longer has anything to live for and decides to push a big red button that blows up the world! He pushes it and BOOM! We all die in an explosion that unbalances the entire Milky Way! You probably feel like the world is going to end whenever you're about to take action on a frightening or risky decision you've made. But that is really not the case! Everyone has a red button inside of them that has the potential to change the world for better or worse, and you need to get used to pushing yours! If you train your Winner Energy by taking risks and doing things that scare you aka Pushing The Red Button, you'll thank yourself every single time. I gave my red button a tremendous amount of power when I decided to go skydiving 3 years ago. I was visibly terrified, but at the exact moment that my body left the plane, I was overcome by a feeling of relaxation and bliss. I pushed the red button unafraid of the outcome and learned how to fly. I take cold showers every morning after my workout to get a little dose of Winner Energy. I always freak out before I push that red button, but once I do, it feels like luxurious spring water rejuvenating my skin. Where do I find the Winner Energy to handle the cold you ask? Maybe I'm born with it, maybe its Maybelline!

5. The Impossible Method

Only take on a long term goal if you currently perceive it to be impossible. The truth is this, I haven't accomplished 1% of what I'm going to despite what anyone may think. When I created The Valoucion App, the people around me were inspired to create an app all their own, whether they needed one or not. They gained the confidence to do this because I eradicated the belief in my circle that creating your own app was impossible despite the millions in circulation. You have to forsake common sense if you want exceptional results. Spit in the face of impossible, apologise then hand it a freshly steamed towel as it watches you stroll onward. Once you get used to surpassing impossible, it will no longer exist! I've debated against internationally acclaimed speakers and raced against equally adept swimmers and won on both accounts. The two gentlemen in question were clearly not performing at their highest capacity. However, we need to analyse why they still lost to a man inexperienced in both their crafts. They perceived themselves as impossible to defeat and let their arrogance get the best of them, and I used my Winner Energy to make short work of them. I will now continue to ignore their wishes for rematches as I enjoy my retirement from both fields!

All in all, I hope that you realised that Winner Energy is something that anyone can obtain. It is bravery, it is confidence, and at times it is insanity. The exact kind that you need to win at life. Ignore common sense, defy impossible, renew the person you are today and go rule the world with an iron fist strong enough to grab the sun and harness its energy to provide the Earth with clean energy for centuries! Oh goodness, it seems that you've stumbled upon Valoucion's secret plans, please forget that last statement and focus on one thing and one thing only!

UNLOCKING YOUR WINNER ENERGY!

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