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Me when people replace Gaz:

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Did I miss out on the decision that April is gonna be Gaz's month? Cause all of sudden he's everywhere. And I love it. Can we maybe also make May Gaz's month as well? ...and maybe June too? and July...Fuck it! Spring and early summer is now Gaz's season. Gonna push this to congress to make it happen.

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WHEN I PUT IT IN YA BRATHA

This is super shitty

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Drew Soap 🧼🫧 (enjoy your meal💗)

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waiter! waiter! more men with their tits out please!

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i will never not reblog dogs.

COD Men as Dogs

Alright so there might be characters missing because I either forgot or don’t know them well enough. This isn’t something I usually do but I was bored and needed to post something so decided to do something fun (: I promise another Graves fic is on the way as well

Ghost: Pitbull

Gaz: Curly Coated Retriever

Soap: Rough Collie. I love Collies so much 💗

Price: German Wire haired pointer

Alex: Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever

König: Bernese Mountain Dog

Graves: German Shepherd but a working line like the military and police use.

Barrage: Same as Graves

Alejandro: Catahoula Leopard Dog

Rudy: Australian Kelpie

Keegan: Blue Heeler

Logan: Dutch Shepherd

Hesh: Doberman

Merrick: Bohemian Shepherd

Ajax: Beauceron

Sergeant Pierson: Belgian Malinois

Zussman: Border Collie

Makarov: Caucasian Shepherd Dog. A Russian breed.

Now on the topic of dogs I have to share my boy Recon 💗 A working line German Shepherd puppy

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a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted

their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"

"Every writer"?

come on

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INK-

INKKKKKKKKKKKK

MATCHING SET

𝜗𝜚 the one where you get your nails done to match the CoD men...'s tips

𝜗𝜚 characters: simon "ghost" riley, john "soap" mactavish, kyle "gaz" garrick, john price 𝜗𝜚 cw: suggestive material (minors—DNI), obvious talk about dicks, sending/receiving nudes, use of pet names, price sending money bc he's a caretaker, soap being horny (per usual), unedited as usual

𝜗𝜚 a/n: first post back in a while, so lmk how we're feeling about ittt <3

©️ ink-n-shadow 2024

do not copy, plagiarize, steal, borrow, or repost any of my work without my expressed permission

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This is the best one

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ALEJANDRO-

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IM SOBBING BYE-

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This might be a wild one.

But hear me out okay.

Simon has his hand somewhere intimate at all times whenever it’s the two of you together.

NOW okay stay with me…

At first, it was somewhat innocent. You’d both be watching a movie on the sofa, he’d deliberately have you lie across him just so his hand can rest on your ass. Casual couple things y’know.

But as your relationship progresses and he’s very used to being able to touch his pretty girl whenever possible…he tends to stray to more intimate places.

There would be one time, you’d be standing in the kitchen, cooking dinner for him on the rare occasion he gets to have a home cooked meal for once. And he’d stand behind you, humming some dumb song that’s been stuck in his head for days. But his hands will be on your tits.

Now, there’s nothing sexual about it really. He just likes holding them. Likes touching you. He’d probably give the occasional squish now and again because let’s face it he’s a man and they’d all do it.

But the only time his need to be touching you would turn sexual, is by complete accident.

(Hear me the fuck out okay?)

So you’d both be lying in bed, you’d be scrolling through your phone as he’s reading beside you (he reads, it’s obvious).

But his hand, would be down whatever pants or shorts you’re wearing for bed, underneath your underwear if you are wearing any at the time…and his hand would simply be resting on your cunt.

Like I said, it wouldn’t be sexual at first and it was an accident this time around.

Because this man can’t sit still at home, it’s too quiet…too calm…he needs something to do.

So what does he do? Play with your cunt.

The pad of his middle finger would idly rub up and down over your clit, not even trying to put any effort in all whilst he focuses on reading. Even if you’re there slightly squirming from the pleasure that the rhythmic motion of his finger creates, he wouldn’t really notice straight away.

He’d circle it a few times, all the while you’re trying to keep quiet as to not disturb him. Having to hold in every moan or soft sound your body aches to let out.

And for the most part, he seems completely focused. Even when his finger would slide down and gather every drop leaking out of you and bring it back to your clit just for more stimulation.

It’s only when you’re close to cumming from the lazy but constant stimulation that he’ll lean down slightly just to whisper in your ear.

“C’mon…give it to me love…please…”

He knows.

He always knows.

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Listen to the bear

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what my friends see when i say i like that one old man

My beautiful wife. she’s a little ugly here❤️

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i have a concering ammout of stuffies

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

My friend is embarrassed and thinks she’s the only one and I said id prove her wrong.

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good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place ��

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Sergeant Major Rodolfo Parra.

"Be not afraid."

Alejandro's fallen guardian angel.

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I half wanna know....

A quater dont wanna know... and the rest?

ALLOW ME TO HELP

Claude?

Who is Claude?

Did I miss something?

Why are we moving on from Claude with Johnny Cash gnomes???

I shan't repeat his tale, for it is too painful for me to recall. It's a tragedy of the ages. I have suffered such sorrow that one would not believe.

All that matters is that one day, my mother will die painfully, and it'll be half of the justice Claude deserves.