#ajax cod

[suicidalpastry]

doodle!!

sorry if it's ooc most times i draw because i'm sad and that means i wasn't clear-headed

[cheeseatlantic]

yuhh one look give em whiplash!!! beat drop with a big flash korean korean korean think fast!!!!

CoD characters as parents!

price, gaz, ghost, soap, alejandro, rudy, graves, valeria, keegan, hesh, logan, ajax, kick and könig… 😞

Price would be a very nice dad, as in would be the dad that LOVES his kid’s friends, takes them as his own and if a friend comes to his house they are eating at least a snack. but a partner? quokka fluffy price is being brutally stabbed and his cold captain comes into play, silently judging your kid’s partner and you have to hit him and scold him to be nice. eventually warms up and the two go on fishing trips together.

Gaz carries around two pink sparkly backpacks for his two daughters, loves them. And those bags have all the essentials, snacks, toys, change of clothes and hand sanitizer. Doesn’t matter where you go the backpack is coming too, and he insists on carrying it too! You just watch him take over and you just relax. Probably cried on the first day he dropped his girls off at school.

Soap, this man holds his son like a dad holding a fish, funniest shit ever. Accidentally swears in front of his son, his son is like a parrot and says the swears everywhere and Johnny thinks it’s funny, until you get mad at him for teaching the kid how to swear. Definitely makes explosives with the kiddo in the backyard, keeps them safe of course but scares the shit out of you.

Ghost? GIRL DAD THROUGH AND THROUGH. Him with a teenage girl is a dangerous combo, any boy looks at her funny to Simon and he’s pulling up to pick his little girl up in full tactical gear to scare off any potential boyfriends/girlfriends. Definitely helps her with school projects, except he’e massive and somehow accidentally makes minor mistakes. Or has stickers on his face, has his nails painted occasionally or plays princess dress up and drinks his tea pinky out and legs crossed, little plastic princess heels made for a four year old on his big toes.

Alejandro would definitely encourage your kid(s) to do extracurriculars, and at events he will be the absolute loudest person cheering. With signs, and everything. Let’s use soccer as an example he would be a soccer dad, got the van and everything. Makes sure the kids respect you, if not they will get a scolding and a firm tap with the slipper, he would never hurt him.

Rudy would be the most tolerant dad ever, want to stay out late? Maybe if he knows who his kid is out with, sure. A sucker for puppy dog eyes though, one time his kid saw someone selling bunnies on the side of the road and looked at it for a second too long, few years down the line you have a rabbit the size of a small dog and Rudy absolutely adores it.

Graves is the daddest of all dad’s if that makes sense. Does the weird throat thing at ungodly hours, the hand thing when the kids have snacks in the car and carries them around on his shoulders, probably cream abuses them (aggressive lotion application)… Makes sure his kids get outside and they will have a strict screen time limit until like middle school. Caught him playing Barbies with your daughter once.

Valeria is the definition of protective mother, she would be strict but means well. If one of her men lets say scares your kid she is yelling at the man until he cries. Definitely keeps her kids out of her line of work, but never her line of sight. HELICOPTER MAMAAAAAA

Keegan would be the type of dad to stay up with your baby when their fussing at night, or as you guys call it ‘the night shift’. When the baby starts babbling he just nods along, tells you that “Look at ‘em! Planning world domination, definitely my spawn.” Would tell them to take swimming classes and all that survival shit to be safe when their older. Made the baby a tiny version of his mask and carries a rattle wherever he goes in his pocket. (mandatory)

Hesh would definitely make Riley reveal the gender with a tennis ball filled with pink or blue pigment, trained Riley to bring him clean diapers, pacifiers and everything. Him and Riley are basically teaming up to raise this kid, and you don’t really have to worry about much.

Logan would be very interesting, would give your baby a whole apple to eat if their growing their teeth in but makes them wear an apron and keeps the area extremely clean if their painting. Frames every little painting and probably does those cute little crafts with them like the pumpkin butt thingy.

Ajax is probably the funnest dad quite literally ever, installed a whole play place in your guys’ backyard just because, makes sure to make the kiddos childhood as memorable as possible which means doing stupid shit with them and occasionally ending up at the doctors for a broken arm or something. Definitely freaks out when they get sick and buys everything, just piles the medications at the store in when you ask him for medicine.

Kick is totally becoming a soccer mom, Lululemon insulated mug, the van and a cooler with snacks in the back. Probably known as the ‘cool dad’ at your kid’s school. Definitely feeds into brainrot and such to keep the cool dad status. Your kid probably turned into a partial iPad kid.

Seeing König with a baby for the first time was absolutely hilarious to you because he was so big and the kid was so small, definitely refused to breathe on the baby incase he hurt it. But once he started holding the baby he turned into a jungle gym, let’s the baby use his mask as a baby blankie, made himself a new one. Spends way too much on the baby… A concerning amount.

i really feel sigma rn guys

[shinzoo69]

[alixrose-r0rke]

Wishing there was more Rorke content out there fr fr 🤞😔

I wanna blow him so bad :(

(Anyway my mate sent me this, if anyone knows the orig maker please tell me so I can credit them 🫶)

[logan-notfromcod]

CoD Ghosts headcanons – pt.2 CUZ PPL LIKE THEM WHAT (and I have motivation woah). Again, some are silly others no.

(warning ahead for canon death.)

Logan – he never drank before the ODIN strikes, only got a beer for his 21st birthday, and is therefore a complete lightweight. 

Kick – his dad taught him to drive in an empty parking lot at fourteen; each time the team pokes fun at Keegan for his shit driving he’s cackling because they forget his driving.  

Ajax – always preferred warm weather; and oh he knew he’d die as soon as Rorke left. Just hoped he’d live until Keegan and Merrick came so he wouldn't die feeling cold.  

Merrick – after Elias’ death and Logan’s capture, he swore he could feel Elias’ ghost breathing over his neck in disappointment and hurt.

Rorke – got called a psycho for preferring energy drinks at room (or higher) temperature. 

Elias – stepped and slipped on Logan’s Lego Duplos while Gabriel was over; he knows footage of his agony filled expression and his toddler’s shriek-wails is still out there

Keegan – more than once woke up at 3am to check his phone and got flashbanged with a selfie and he didn’t bother to delete them; Ajax and Kick once got ahold of his phone and put those involuntary selfies on a strictly guarded USB.

Neptune – contrary to his appearance he is a gossip QUEEN. Give him wine and you’re in for a whole adventure.

Hesh – was the kid pretending to drown to see if anyone reacted (no one did. Logan started copying him and he did get saved.) 

Riley – bit Keegan’s ass in the chopper after “Homecoming”. (based off of something my dog did to someone). Keegan was too stunned to speak and just… shuffled away.

[mie-png]

Sorry for posting too much lol im js bored

[gunnrblze]

Hey remember when this just randomly happened. Yea wtf

[cod-dump]

Rorke, holding a gun to Ajax's head: Any last words?

Ajax, visibly looking him over before meeting his eyes: Ew

Rorke:

[ll7esxs]

shhh let bro sleep.

[bloodyquillink-blog]

White at Your Wedding, Ghosts HC’s

Prompt: How the Ghosts would react to someone wearing white at your wedding.

A/N🪶: Hello again. To anyone who may have been keeping up with my fic “Sugar and Lemon”, I’m sorry I haven’t been writing. Between creative juices for the fic running out as well as school, I haven’t been as motivated. However, I do want to continue it. I just need to find the right time. I’m doing summer classes otherwise I probably would be working on it now. It’s just overwhelming at this point. But I still want to give y’all something with the Ghosts since I know a lot of people in that part of the fandom don’t usually get a lot unless it’s with (typically) Keegan. Nothing wrong with that, I just want to include more of them, especially more underrated characters like Ajax and David/Hesh. Thanks for reading this blurb <3

HC Note/TW: May include descriptions/mentions of weapons, violence/violent intentions, shitty people, harassment. Please note: I’m gonna make this AU style where Rorke wasn’t turned and no one was killed because I said so. Reader is gn so their groomsmen/bridesmaids will just be referred to as your “friends on the side”. 

I made a separate one for David because I love him, find that here

Storyline:

He was almost done getting ready. Today was finally that day, that beautiful day that he never thought would happen. Between the world gradually being broken down each time it was nearly put back up, he had expected to be killed in action like everyone else. But perhaps fate was on his side for now. He knew better than to expect everything to run smoothly, though. 

With two different people from two different families, someone was bound to have some opinions. It was just a matter of whether or not they voiced it. Of course, he had made plans just in case. He was getting married to you and there was no way in hell, heaven or on this Earth someone was going to stop that. They could interrupt the wedding all they wanted to, however they pleased. They could set the whole damn thing on fire, but he’d still marry you. 

He tried not to think about how beautiful you’d look, lest he start blushing. It didn’t work but the attempt was worth it, despite the pestering the other Ghosts would no doubt lay upon him. 

The time came and he stood on the slightly elevated stage, groomsmen and best man at his side. Normally, he doesn’t wear white but this is a wedding… his wedding… his and yours wedding. His back was to the hallway you would walk out of, so he kept looking to the faces of his friends and family for any indication. His heart beat was relatively controlled… and then the music began playing… and they smiled… and the officiant gave him the look to turn around. So he did.

And by God, you were ethereal. He couldn’t tell if his heart stopped or was beating so fast he could no longer feel it. His brain was short-circuiting. You had made your way up to the stage, your friends on the side smiling. He just stared, had he been smiling since he saw you? His cheeks were hurting already. You looked up at him, your smile like the sun, he couldn’t care less about going blind if it meant the image of you would be imprinted in his eyes.

Logan Walker

This man would be trying so hard not to panic.

He almost gets whiplash from how fast his head turned to David who, alongside Merrick, would pipe up and tell off the person.

Logan would have been prepared in a rather classy way. 

See… There’s a thing where, if someone wears white at a wedding, especially a dress, the bridesmaids can take wine and pour it on them, effectively ruining the dress.

Logan absolutely has heard of this and got your friends the cheapest wine possible.

Logan looks at your friends and signals to them to get the wine. 

One of them moves around closer to them so their attention is away from the friends with the wine.

David and Merrick tell them that they need to leave.

As they get up to get in their face, wine is poured on them.

They yell and fuss, claiming you and Logan are going to pay for their outfit as they stomp out of the room. 

You, not having expected this, stand there. Your hands are held by Logans and your mouth hangs open.

Your friends smile at you, David and Merrick chuckling to themselves as they all come back to their original positions.

You struggle to form coherent words.

“Did you- when did- where’d the wine come from?! Was that planned?!”

And the wedding continues, the smell of wine and the sound of laughter flowing through the air.

Elias T. “Scarecrow” Walker'

You know this man would be willing to drag out the guilty party himself. 

I fully believe he’d pick them up and carry them outside. 

Otherwise he’d probably set up his other comrades to be guards so people don’t try to get in.

I could imagine it being an old ex or probably a family member he hates. None of the soldiers he knows would dare do that to someone like him, he’s garnered so much respect from them over the years.

Any one of his friends, whether groomsmen or guests, I know they’d all stick up for him as he just watches with a smile.

Thomas A. Merrick

Roasts the ever loving shit out of whoever is wearing white.

“If you’re gonna wear white, at least pick an outfit that fits you right.”

“Did you get that from Walmart? I think I saw that when I went last week.”

“That would look better on Riley, but hey, who am I to judge?”

I know the person would willingly walk out without having to be escorted, due to embarrassment.

Gabriel T. Rorke

I can’t see him having a very public wedding. There is a very short list of people allowed and if there’s someone he doesn’t know, he’s meeting them beforehand.

If someone dared to wear white, well…

As all eyes are on them as they stand, showing off the color that was only meant for the two of you, he takes the opportunity since everyone is distracted.

He slowly reaches and shifts his white suit jacket, lifting just the edge, enough for the offender to see the gun, or other weapon, he has tucked away.

He lets go so he looks normal again, while the person is left with wide eyes, suddenly nervous.

They leave with minimal issue and everything resumes, people are left confused but eventually shrug it off as Rorke having intimidated them with his presence alone.

Keegan P. Russ

Keegan would be the type where, prior to the wedding, he expects everyone to show what they are planning on wearing.

He makes sure the two of you set guidelines so it is absolutely clear that if anyone tries to come in wearing white, they will be thrown out and not allowed back in. 

This man does not leave room for error. 

He takes advantage of having your friends/family’s (bridesmaids/groomsmen) contact info so he can keep an eye on everything.

Would absolutely sweet talk your grandparents or parents into keeping him informed whenever possible, especially if there’s gossip (Keegan loves gossip and you can’t tell me otherwise).

Alex V. “Ajax” Johnson

He wouldn’t bring weapons like Rorke or make snide comments like Merrick.

This is a man of respect, and while he’d be annoyed, he’d be prepared.

As people turned around and gasped and gossiped, he’d remain calm and relaxed despite his comrades wanting to push the person out.

He’d want them to be politely escorted out and you wouldn’t have to do anything.

Naturally, he’s fuming but this is your wedding after all. He maintains his composure.

If the person speaks up, they’ll be escorted out. If not, I can imagine him letting them stay, not wanting to waste time and probably continuing to marry you out of spite and right before the dinner, they suddenly aren’t allowed in.

They’re edited out of any photos they may have forced their way into, everyone basically ignores them. 

I love you, Ajax <3

Kick

This guy is just getting married privately.

Mostly just because regular weddings are so hectic and frankly, he isn’t much of a people person but he still wants to marry you.

[lemonqii]

Yayyy blue collar ajax (from my accounting textbook lmfao)

[cheeseatlantic]

CoD characters as animals!

ghost, soap, gaz, price, alejandro, rudy, valeria, graves, makarov, nikto, horangi, konig, keegan, hesh, logan, kick, merrick and ajax

ghost

he’d be a black panther, cause of the whole mysterious ooga booga vibe if yk what i mean… yuh. idk hes just very black panthery ish!!!

soap

this bitch would be a hyrax with the way he is SCREAMING in everyones ears, like slap a mohawk on a hyrax and thats literally soapy boy…

gaz

leopard. because glamour blonde glamour y brunette!! and i mean we all know this diva, in his button up on the field, he is SERVING his cuntry!! (pun intended)

price

quokka, he has the smile. and the face of a fucking quokka, everytime i see one i wanna punch it in the face because its like stealing price’s identity. I LOVE IT LMAOOOO

alejandro

beluga whale, why? THE FUCKING FOREHEAD OKAY I DONT MAKE THE RULES BUT ITS THE FOREHEAD. IT TAKES UP ALL THE SPACE ON HIS FUCKING HEAD

rudy

an otter!! because they look so stinking cute but then they open their mouths and their even more stinking cute. need i say more??

valeria

doberman!! shes so doberman energy, like you can see her and be like yeah thats a doberman okay? like do we get the vision?? like she dont play around and we know that!! love her

graves

bald fucking eagle. AMERICA CAW CAWWWWW

makarov

a dinosaur because i want him extinct #bringbackthesoapbar but all jokes aside i see him as like a bat, hard to catch and scary… Grahhhahshrghahahs

nikto

a bear!! looks scary but most likely is an absolute sweetheart

horangi

secretary bird with all the cunt he serves on the field like yass queen slay your enemies!

konig

an elephant, they’ve been known to be scared of bees and because he has social anxiety he probably sees everyone as bees that would sting him!! also cause he is fucking giant.

keegan

wolf cause hes stealthy loyal and protective!! matches the description perfectly. also quiet observer. heh.

hesh

german shepherd, he gives off the energy okay i cant explain it

logan

cougar! silent but deadly, never turn your back on him

kick

kangaroo, he seems all over the place and kicky… hehahahehahahhehehaa

merrick

a lion! i see lions as a symbol of teamwork and leadership hence the prides and such

ajax

rhino… he seems like the heavy hitter of the team idk man

[zoolog1c4lly-dub1ous]

If I were to have the CoD Ghosts boys as contacts, this is what I would name each one.

Hesh - Heshbrown

Kick - Tech Support

Merrick - Bald Captain

Elias - White-haired Captain

Logan - Ninja

Keegan - Keg

Ajax - Ajax the great (like the trojan warrior)

Rorke - Bandana dad

[alixrose-r0rke]

Elias I have created for my mutual friend 😸

[logan-notfromcod]

CoD Ghosts headcanons – might be silly, might not.

(is a bit Walrussy! and maybe could be Elias/Rorke too, interpret as you wish)

Logan – is Riley’s favourite just because. Hesh is chronically upset about this.

Kick – once when a bit tipsy he tried to stick a plunger to Merrick’s head. Did not end well.

Ajax – got the plunger incident recorded on the shittiest camera known to mankind ever

Merrick – when he started losing hair he was caught researching hair transplant treatments by Rorke at 4am 

Rorke – laughed his ass off and told everyone (it’s one of the many reasons Merrick wants to shoot him)

Elias – the day Rorke’s status was changed to KIA he found himself staring at the sky at ungodly hours and wondering if his friend was actually alive and counting on Elias to come rescue him.

Keegan – when he was sent to retrieve Hesh from the beach he found one of Logan’s dogtags in the sand. He didn’t tell anyone; he wears it along with his now.

Neptune – is so used to Keegan and Kick’s terrible driving skills he can take a nap while everyone else fights for their lives in the vehicle

Hesh – after Logan was taken he fell into some bad coping mechanisms. He snapped himself out of it when Merrick threatened to discharge him.

Riley – he too realised something was wrong when Elias didn’t return, and later when Logan didn’t. He laid his head on Hesh’s shoulder whenever the man slumped to the floor hugging his knees.  

(P.S.: I feel Neptune isn't a character per se, but I just like including him, even if "Neptune" could just be the callsign of that sub in Clockwork - that I don't know tho.)

[mie-png]

Bullshit that cod ghost members would post

Logan walker

David hesh walker

"smash"

Keegan pussy russ

"me and ajax fer fer"

Kick

No idea for merrick, rorke & elias

Ajax