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Just started my new job at the bank, when do you guys think is the right time to ask why we can't print more money?

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*whispers* did you know that people whose favourite trope is enemies to lovers are enticed by the idea of showing someone the worst parts of you and still having them love you

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When you're not fed love on a silver spoon you learn to lick it off knives

- Lauren Eden

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The Jane Austen urge to write male characters only as love interests

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I noticed something about relatable characters, no one will relate to your character's physical appearance or status or "quirky" interest, but they will definitely relate to their emotional trauma, struggle and hardships.

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Are you telling me no one is gonna write a slowburn enemies to lovers royal AU with lots of angst and political conflict, so I'll have to do it myself?

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Oh hello there, fic idea that I'm gonna fantasize about for days/weeks on end but not write. Nice of you to drop by

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“I may have lost someone who didn’t love me, but you lost someone who truly loves you.”

— Unknown 

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“Soon we will be strangers. No, we can never be that. Hurting someone is an act of reluctant intimacy. We will be dangerous acquaintances with a history.”

— Hanif Kureishi, Intimacy and Midnight All Day: A Novel and Stories

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does anyone want to be the "only one bed" to my "enemies to lovers"?

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“‘For a moment,’ he says, 'I wondered if it wasn’t you shooting bolts at me.’ I make a face at him. 'And what made you decide it wasn’t?’ He grins up at me. 'They missed.’”

— Holly Black, The Wicked King

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Nah bro we brought it for the angst

did anyone else buy the book “how the king of elfhame learned to hate stories” purely because it was pretty? like i’m currently reading the queen of nothing but after that i have no intention of reading “how the king of elfhame learned to hate stories” i just bought it to see all of the beautiful art work inside......anyone else?

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Salve me fons pietatis

[vampire-writer]

When you're not fed love on a silver spoon you learn to lick it off knives

- Lauren Eden