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the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ
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social media relativity within the average 10k+ note post on this site: a new theory i’ve been working on
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This is literally me btw 🤭
The type of guy thats constantly stoned, chronically online. Watches mlp animatics and spends all day in a dark bedroom reading filthy porn. Grown out shaggy hair and constant voice cracks. Still a virgin because he doesn’t have the social skills to flirt and is too nervous about coming right away during sex because he can barley last when he’s on his own.
He has so many perverted fetishes, draws porn of his own fursona getting fucked. Humps any object that’s near him, gets off on the thought of pissing his pants in front of a group of hot girls and guys. Obsessed with sci-fi and creature based films not because he thinks it’s cool but because he secretly wants to fuck the monsters. Thinks of himself as a switch but his “special parts” get oh so sensitive :( that it’s always too hard to stay dominant.
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Having NPD sucks ass because if you open up about your worldview people clown on you for “being edgy” and if you talk about how you hate the stigma people tell at you because “there is no stigma” and if you mention you have NPD people call you a monster who can’t care about other people by nature.
There is literally NO way to win if you ever want to talk about it because you will only be told that you are not stigmatized for it while those same people telling you that use the same stigma to bully and judge you for it.
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#vent art#artists on tumblr#original art#digital illustration#digital art#small artist#my art#artwork#art#self insert
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npd culture is c!grian, especially in the life series
i can't be the only one to see this, right?
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Also forgot to let people know I post a lot of things on here but like sometimes they are a little nsfw and uhmmmm maybe just a little bit fetishy . I will always put at the top of the post any warnings I have. If I know you irl I would recommend not reading those posts ((unless your actually into that stuff))
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Here’s my day 6 omovember entry! Yes I know I didn’t follow the prompt exactly but I was inspired!
Omovember day 6: body of water
Warnings: contains urolagnia,omorashi, and golden showers
Minors and people I know IRL Do not interact or read please
It was a hot summer day at a waterpark . Leonardo Fortunato and Velvel Carpathia stood in line for a ride along with Leon’s twin sons Conde and Sirius.
“Damn this line” Leon said . The line was on a staircase going upward to where the ride started. Leon realized he needed to pee thirty minutes ago but thought one more ride couldn’t hurt.
“I know right, almost as if the whole town decided they wanted to go on this ride” Velvel remarked, unaware of Leon’s predicament. The black haired twins were occupied with chatting with each other excited to go on the ride, also unaware of how long it’s been and how long it will be.
“Looks like we are halfway there at least ” Leon said looking up at the rest of the wrap around staircase . Water dripped down off of the other soaked patrons onto the people below them. Leon squeezed his legs together and grimaced. His need was rapidly getting worse. His soaked shorts didn’t exactly help with the feeling.
The line moved enough for them to walk up one step and onto a platform entrance for the next set of stairs. The twins happily looked down to see how far up they were.
“Daddy look!” Conde exclaimed. He pointed outwards. “We can see the whole park from here!”
“Wow yeah bud” Leon said feigning his excitement. Looks like there’s no way I can just go back down. He thought.
Velvel leaned against the railing. His silver hair waving from the breeze. Leon was cold and squeezed his legs together and hugged himself.
“You alright?” Velvel asked.
“Yeah just really need to pee” Leon admitted “like really bad”
“Well we are more than halfway there now so it should be fine, just pee on the ride” Velvel giggled to which Leon glared at him embarrassed. Leon glanced down , the people below him were chatting and laughing. He realized his legs were shaking. His bladder ached. He squirmed around. The twins were still distracted by looking out at the park. Leon’s mind went to dangerous places but he quickly shook his head knowing he could will himself out of it. But he could hear the water from the ride rushing and it made his need worse.
The line moved up and the group climbed up the steps. The movement from climbing up the steps caused Leon to realize just how bad he needed to go. He wasn’t gonna make it. His mind started to race. He was stood next to Velvel. The twins were a step ahead of them.
“Velvel I need to go “ Leon whispered.
“ the ride requires four people, the twins and I aren’t heavy enough, you can wait just a little longer” Velvel said and took his hand in his. Leon cursed himself. His already wet shorts were cold and the feeling pressing against his urethra was making him really want to let go. He put his hand discreetly in between his legs and started to wiggle around from desperation.
“Seriously Leon” Velvel laughed when he noticed.
“Yes this is very serious” Leon said exasperated. Velvel must’ve read from his expression on his face and realized how bad the situation was. Velvel rubbed his back in comfort.
“We’re almost there just a little longer. Velvel said. Leon looked up , there was still a ways to go. The line moved again and soon they were up onto another platform.
Leon looked down at the platform below,it was full of people. He almost yelped when he leaked but quickly quelled it and looked down again watching the small amount of urine drip down his legs. He definitely wasn’t gonna make it.
“Velvel-“ he started and a sudden warmth flooded his shorts. Velvel watched him as urine poured down his legs . Leon gave up and stopped squirming and just stood letting relief take over him . The urine retrenched his damp shorts and poured down his legs and leaked onto the platform and people below him.
“Daddy.. are you peeing?” Sirius asked.
Leon sighed “yes baby I am”
He overheard the people below him “is it raining?” One asked and then to his horror looked up. Leon stood there peeing and realized just how much was coming out of him. The urine was soaking the people below him.
“Oh my god ewww” the girl with the now drenched hair yelled. Tears pricked at Leon’s eyes and Velvel rubbed his back while he continued to pee. He reeked of urine. The people nearby started to snicker and comment amongst themselves. The people below him scrambled to get out of the way despite already having urine all over them. The girl with the drenched hair was crying now.
When he stopped peeing he was teary eyed and started to sob. Despite the mess he made Velvel hugged him and they decided to leave . On the way down people glared and laughed at Leon . Velvel stopped on the way to get the contact info of the girl with the drenched hair so that he could make amends by buying her dinner. The ride home was silent. Leon was still crying.
Well I hope you all enjoyed ! I’ll try and keep up with the prompts I most likely will be using the same characters .
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Warning - What you are about to read may be offensive to you.
"The Truth"
In the United States, we live in a society that "promotes" pedophilia.
Why would I say this?
I live in the United States and have grown up watching television, movies, media, and more.
Most of the people on television and movies are young men and women in high school/college and/or they resemble someone of that age.
When we watch commercials and media, children are put into these advertisements to "entice" us to buy and/or eat their product.
When we watch the "new" Star Trek Movies... we ONLY see people that look to be fresh out of highschool or college (some of the actors look like they could still be in high school!)
To me... Every single place you look, every single person looks to be young, skinny, and child-like.
(My examination of media)
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Why would I say all this?
First... we have thousands and thousands of individuals in prisons and jails convicted of pedophilia.
We have TONS of people whom have sexual ideations for the youth and SOCIETY wonders, "Where did all of these pedophiles come from?"
In my honest opinion, I believe all this pedophilia comes from "Media."
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If I was a straight man and had a wife, I would imagine that I would want a woman with large tits and wide hips.
Why?
Women are meant to have wide hips. Women have wide hips so they can give birth to children.
Women are also meant to have large tits. Women use their large tits to feed their child after giving birth.
We NEVER see women with wide hips and big tits on television ANYMORE!!
A classic example of this was in, "Star Trek: Voyager"
Seven of Nine used to be put into a TIGHT FITTING outfit that accentuated her big chest and her wide hips. Not only that, but much of the cast were all older individuals that DID NOT look like young adults.
Nowadays... EVERYBODY looks like YOUNG ADULTS whom are pre-pubescent! Even Star Trek actors all look FRESH OUT OF COLLEGE and glamourized!!!
What ever happened to glamourizing "ADULTS!"
To all those women whom COMPLAIN about women ALWAYS being sexualized... Wouldn't you rather ADULTS be sexualized and NOT children?!
We in the United States... DO NOT HAVE ADEQUATE MODELS FOR ADULTS ON TELEVISION!!
We do NOT see VOLUPTUOUS FULL FIGURED WOMEN ON TELEVISION AND MEDIA!!!
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Society really wonders... "Why is pedophilia SO RAMPANT?"
The truth is RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE!!
I am going to say this plain and simply... Hollywood, FCC, and the powers that be... ARE PROMOTING PEDOPHILIA!
I cannot tell you the last time I saw a FULL FIGURED woman that was voluptuous and sexually appealing on television... EVERYBODY LOOKS LIKE GODDAMN CHILDREN.
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There are many examples in the "Animal Kingdom" that correlate to what I am saying.
Many animals STRIVE to mate with the largest and most beautiful male or female.
But... the example that I think of the most...
Humans are like flowers.
Flowers start off as a small seed, which geminates and starts to grow. As time goes on, flowers become BIG and BEAUTIFUL.
This analogy of flower to humans is THE EXACT SAME.
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Another major reason why I do NOT like our society living in this "pedophile society"....
We are making "under-developed" and "under-fed" people... OUR ROLE MODELS.
These role models are UNREALISTICALLY skinny! They do NOT eat ENOUGH FOOD to sustain a GROWING BODY!
I have heard conversations of adult women whom say, "I couldn't even eat a whole "Happy Meal" and look at how skinny I am!"
That bitch is being serious?! A "Happy Meal" is meant for CHILDREN! An adult woman will NOT even finish a meal for a CHILD?! This is NOT my type of ROLE MODEL!!
Don't you see what is WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!
Everybody resembles high school kids and under-developed young girls.
And... Society wonders, "Why there are so many pedophiles around the world?"
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Now... I am going to play "Devil's Advocate"...
Young girls start having periods around the age of 10-16. This fact alone MUST mean... that girls reach sexual maturity at the age of... 10 or 16, right?
WRONG!!
Girls still have to GROW and DEVELOP their mammory glands. They also need to grow to their physical potential to GIVE BIRTH.
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When I walk into a crowded room of people... I see young kids and scrawny puny little punks, whom think they are tough shit and everybody wants their genitals.
Society glamourizes these young adults...
I find it to be APPALLING that some meek and meager little runt is being "glorified" for being a dweeb with no muscle mass and looks like some pre-pubescent cunt.
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Like I said...
People will likely find this post offensive, but the fact is real...
Pedophilia runs rampant in society and around the world.
There are NO SEXUALLY STIMULATING FULL FIGURED MODELS, because we live in a "Pedophile Society."
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This post is NOT about hate. It is about EXPOSING pedophilia and EXPLAIN how our ROLE MODELS and MEDIA creates THESE MONSTERS whom kidnap little boys and girls WORLDWIDE!
Tumblr employees whom do NOT Blaze this are ENCROACHING ON MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!
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#original art#traditional art#traditional drawing#traditional illustration#inktober#pin up girl#pinuptober#artists on tumblr#small artist#small business
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To people who are kind for selfish reasons, I love you.
To people who are kind because it makes you look good, I love you.
To people who are kind because you get supply out of it, I love you.
If every kind thing you do is against your nature and the way you are wired, I love you. I see you. Your effort is noted and I’m proud of you.
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“You don’t find your worth in someone. You find your worth within yourself and then find someone who’s worthy of you. Remember that.”
— Unknown
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College Post #1
Oct,2,2024
College has been an amazing experience so far. I’ve made new friends,lost friends and experienced new things.

I’ve learned a lot in my classes and am planning to travel abroad this summer to Prague. I’m currently studying journalism and I’m so glad to have chosen that major. I realized my meaning in life is to just attain as much knowledge as possible about the world around us.
Homework is a whole new battleground for me though. The lack of routine throws me off and I don’t have set homework times. I’ve solved this by going into the library and anywhere that isn’t my actual dorm to do homework . I’ve thrown my sleep schedule away as I’ve been working mostly during the day and doing homework at night. In my spare time instead of doing homework I’ve found myself laying in bed or painting doing stuff I shouldn’t be doing instead of homework.
Balancing my two jobs has been fun though. I work for a local newspaper called The Argonaut. It’s a fun place to work at . The pay can be a little late since the university has us on a lower priority . But other then that it’s been great and I’m glad to have something relevant on my resume.

In the end, things have been great . Going to college was the best decision in my life . Lots of drama, as is college . But lots of fun and lots of opportunities. Can’t wait to keep y’all updated
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#book blog#blog#blogging#college blogging#college#lifestyle blog#lifestyle#ask blog#lgbtqia#journalism#journal#authors#bookworm
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NPD culture is seeing random strangers on the street and fantasizing about them fantasizing about/worshipping you, sometimes intrusively
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npd culture is having masked so much over the years that when your symptoms show in a situation people think your a dick because that isn’t the “calm, empathetic, caring” person they know
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