velvetsqwyrme

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are you?

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Ahem. Cough. Cough. I’m normal about him. So soososoosos normal

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tmi but genuinely the feeling of finishing a really good 300k word fic is better than jerking it

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!!!!! WAHH 🥺💕💖❣️?!? COWBOY AU FANART... thank you so much 🥺🥺🥺!!!

Ehehe they both look so cute!!! I love the way you drew the expressions- Sunny's lil wink in that last one ❣️❣️ hghrhngbdkgbrk i love them!!!

✴️ Cowboy Au ✴️

Based on @velvetwyrme @velvetsqwyrme fic “you've got my heart in a holster babe!”

“UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN, DEAREST!”

-with that, he’s off.

Forget jailing him- you’re really going to kill him the next time you see him.

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you've got my heart in a holster babe! (EXPLICIT FIC)

happy valentines, take some cowboy au!! art under the cut is slightly spoilery ;]

also papy sketch from the og teaser LMAO

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you've got my heart in a holster babe! (EXPLICIT FIC)

happy valentines, take some cowboy au!! art under the cut is slightly spoilery ;]

also papy sketch from the og teaser LMAO

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i just discovered ur cowboy au through your reblogs etc. this is the first time im ever hearing of it and i really love the whole idea! do u already have any fanfiction on it? i just started following u and i wanna catch up LOLOLOL (im asking bc i cant find anything thru searching ur tumblr acc ahh sorry!)

shfkfjks im glad you're enjoying it so far(?!) there isn't much of anything to get invested in, but im glad what you have seen of it has been compelling!

there is 1 (one) smutfic underway but i unfortunately have. not finished writing it and as such it hasn't been posted yet (although there is a teaser which apparently didnt show up under ny spaghwest tag before??)

it's smut that grew lore and a backstory though, so now i am burdened by the knowledge of Papyrus and the readers History. And the dynamic between Sans and his tiny rancher LMAO

here, take another snippet though:

:^) like i said, they have History. will i end up writing any of it? who knows. but i do have notes abt it written out lol

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oh my god i never posted the doodles i did for the cowboy au....... wait looking at them again its because theyre super spoilery OKAY LMAO uhhhhhhhhhhhh ill get that done this week probably. its almost done jjbskjjfsmbfskhfdfvsmjsdb

take these teasers from. last year in the meantime.

I COMPLETELY FORGOT I DREW THEEEEESE...

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i feverishly wrote this in my notes a while back and just found it again. imagine...

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being aspec is so funny because its like. i had a Horny(tm) dream the other day but in my dream i was just sitting off to the side watching two ppl get it on, all while being entirely unhorny myself.

just watching them fuck while going "damn. good for u 👍"

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i was!! JUST thinking "damn. why do i only get in the mood to write sexy fic when im Super Not Horny whatsoever." like staring impassively at them guys fucking sorta not horny.

but then i read my outline for a fic i had planned and im just mush now. i need to write it and i need to MAKE THE FIC AS GOOD AS THE IDEA IS.

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HHWOAH i opened up an old draft of some smut i was writing and MY GOD i don't remember writing this shit in the outline i was goddamn COOKING,,,

i thought it was all kinky fluff stuff but OUGH. im so pissed i havent fleshed it out more so i cant share a snippet yet but its horror!pap heatfic and my god i was gonna say i was too intimidated to continue but uhhhhhhhh nvm its so hot im like. okay. yeah i can write it. i need it. tobe real hot damn.

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i have no memory of writing any of these

also that middle one is actually a great idea but why is it on this blog

im going through my drafts on this blog and man. theyre really something else

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im going through my drafts on this blog and man. theyre really something else

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One of life's greatest joys, I think, is passing an AU back and forth with your friends and making it progressively hornier and more fucked up

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i dont think i have many claims to fame, but i CAN say i have written the one and only spamton/reader/queen fic on ao3 which is a travesty for me personally because it means i have nothing else to read of that ship 😔

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well you see your honor in my defense he is a fictional man. you understand. surely. sometimes you just have to [REDACTED] and [This Content Has Been Removed For Violating Tumblr's Community Guidelines] because well. haha. lets jusr say- (I am dragged out of court kicking and screaming)