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And with that…… I have defeated TromboneChamp in ~48 hours? What’s the record? I thoroughly enjoyed it! 10/10 highly recommend to anyone

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Roomie Quotes

Roommate 1: I don’t know what level of desperation this is, but I’m just eating straight cocoa powder

Roommate 2: girl dinner

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Two traumatized characters are laughing together

A: I’m laughing bc I’m slap happy. You’re laughing bc you’re high on pain meds and grief

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Character A works from home, B is usually at work but is home bc of snow

A leaves their room for the first time in hours

B: *in an Australian accent* here we see a wild A emerging from their natural habitat

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*in a British accent*

Well, I’m off to make poor decisions!

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Writing prompt: Crosswalk Edition

Two characters cross in opposite directions at a crosswalk by the grocery store

A has two armfuls of groceries

B gets most of the way across before looking back to check out A

C, sitting in their car watching the whole thing happen: I totally ship it ☺️😘🥲 so close… yet so far…

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got anxiety?

don’t try the oboe 

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She went from being regular to magical! Quidditch overlay drawing from a fun Sunday afternoon

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Felt Funny Farm - 04

Dad: so, what do you do to get in trouble around here?

Gpa: stand up

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Felt Funny Farm - 03

bro: *butters his muffin

mom: that's tooooo much butter

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Felt Funny Farm - 02

Kneeling down for family prayer

Dad: ah! i have something in my eye! pray without me

Bro: *totally chill/genuinely curious/serious

Bro: is it like a mote or a beam?

family: ...

family: *proceeds to die of laughter

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I just can't bring myself to do it. I can't wrap a Twinkie in a flour tortilla.

Mom

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Felt Funny Farm - 01

lil bro making up words about speeding away to the tune of “sing, sing a song”

Mom: you need to take more English classes so you know how to rhyme better

sis 3: that’s what you’re worried about???

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If people stop supporting someone on Patreon, do they become exPatreots?

Me