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"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."

Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.

Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH

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I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

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am I making you feel sick? by volchitsa

Rating: E Length: 3,189 words Pairing: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Summary:

Don’t talk to strangers or you might fall in love, her mother used to say. She wonders what her mother would say now, seeing her like this, barely hanging on. She never thought falling in love would leave her freezing in a basement, wasting away from hunger while he feasts on her devotion. He feasts on other things, too, but Hermione tries not to think about that. Prompt: "Strangers" by Ethel Cain, also heavily influenced by "Ptolemaea" and "Punish" by Ethel Cain

Tags/Warnings below the cut (major content warnings, proceed with caution):

Graphic Depictions of Violence, Major Character Death, Non-Con, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Cannibalism, Blood and Gore, Abuse, Torture, Stockholm Syndrome, Starvation, Body Horror, Non-consensual Amputation, Blood Kink, Murder, Toxic Relationship, Non-Consensual Touching, Inspired by an Ethel Cain Song, Song: Strangers (Ethel Cain), Song: Ptolemaea (Ethel Cain), Song: Punish (Ethel Cain), y'all said dark so I went vantablack

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Today marks 20 years since the ninth Doctor and Rose first met!

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spin this wheel for a length of fic. you have to write a fic that length

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Vesper by volchitsa

Rating: E Length: 4,073 words posted, 1/? chapters Pairing: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Tags/Warnings: Graphic depictions of violence, Vampire Draco Malfoy, Auror Hermione Granger, Blood, Blood Drinking, Blood Kink, Eventual Smut, Human/Vampire Relationship, Character Turned Into Vampire, Vampires, Horror, Past Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Past Infidelity Summary:

Draco Malfoy has vanished without a trace. The wizarding world is glad to see him gone, but his mother is desperate to find him. Desperate enough to offer a fortune to anyone who will take on the task. Bring Draco home, and anything you desire is yours. Still reeling from her breakup with Ron and feeling adrift, Hermione Granger reluctantly accepts the offer, setting off on a perilous mission that leads her to the dark streets of New Orleans. In a city rife with danger and mystery, Hermione finally finds Draco—but he’s no longer the boy she once knew. With certain death lurking at every turn, Hermione must confront the terrifying reality of Draco’s new existence and decide if she can save him—or if he is already lost forever.

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A Trick of the Light by volchitsa is now live on AO3!

Rating: M Length: 20,854 words, 5/5 chapters (complete) Pairing: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Tags/Warnings: MoM Employee Hermione, Post-Azkaban Draco, PTSD, minor suicidal ideation, hurt/comfort, background Drastoria (but nobody is happy about it), starvation, abuse, Arranged Marriage, Marriage of Convenience, angst with a happy ending, Draco Malfoy Needs a Hug, Draco Malfoy Needs Therapy, Draco Malfoy is Bad at Feelings Summary:

A glimpse into Draco's life on the same day each year, beginning the moment he's pulled from the shadow of Azkaban and brought into the light. With each passing year, Hermione Granger becomes his constant savior, rescuing him time and again from internal struggles and external forces. -or- The countless times Hermione saves Draco, and the one time he returns the favor.

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Howdy! I thought I'd make a little pinned post with some of my favorite self-recs to keep everything organized. Tumblr won't let me link/post everything, but if you want to check me out on AO3, my username is volchitsa!

Find me elsewhere: volchitsa-writes.bsky.social

All works are Dramione unless otherwise stated.

🔥 Smutfic 💕 Fluff 😭 brb just gonna rip your heart out 🖤 Dark (DHr HEA, but mind the tags!) 💀 Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, MCD, unHEA, Reader Discretion Advised

The Invisible Man (E, 192.5k) 🖤😭

In the Shadow of a Jaeger (E, 89k) 🖤😭

King of Wands (E, 24/33 chapters, WIP) 🖤

Vesper (E, 15/? chapters, WIP) 🖤

Arcanum (E, 31.2k) 🔥

A Trick of the Light (M, 20.8k) 💕😭

A Christmas Miracle (E, 4563) 🔥💕

Secret Sweets and Frozen Treats (T, 5371) 💕

Wedded Bliss, Insulting Gifts (If You Aim at Hermione You'd Better Not Miss) (T, 2516) 💕

Sleep (T, 2750) 💀

Monster (M, 1174) 😭💀

For the Cows (T, 4488) 💕

Like Vines We Intertwined (M, 5625) 💕

am I making you feel sick? (E, 3189) 💀

(Booty) Call Me (M, 2510) 💕

The Bride (E, 1315) 💀 *Lucius Malfoy/Hermione Granger

See Me in Hindsight (T, 4011) 😭 *Luna Lovegood & Helena Ravenclaw | The Grey Lady

Creation (E, 8k) 💀 *Draco Malfoy/Pansy Parkinson

Long Lost (T, 2284) 😭 *Molly Weasley's Aunt Muriel/Abraxas Malfoy

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Chapters 7-10 are live!

Updates will be sporadic, with several chapters posted at once while I finish them. For progress updates, see my bluesky: @volchitsa-writes.bsky.social

New WIP alert!

King of Wands by volchitsa

Rating: E Length: 24,291 words posted, 6/? chapters Pairing: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Tags/Warnings: Graphic depictions of violence, Dark Lord Draco Malfoy, MoM/DMLE employee Hermione Granger, tattooed Draco Malfoy, Sentient Malfoy Manor, one very sensitive house elf, slow burn enemies to lovers, inspired by Tarot (Divination Cards), POV multiple Summary:

Five years after the fall of Voldemort, Draco Malfoy is ready to make a name for himself. Not as the heir of the most noble houses of Malfoy and Black, nor as a Death Eater fighting for a failed cause, but a name of his own making. He is the King of Wands. The only thing standing in his way? The DMLE agent in charge of his Ministry-mandated house arrest following his release from Azkaban, the sodding Golden Girl herself, Hermione Granger. But Draco isn’t the only one with a job to do and something to prove. Will he be able to twist and manipulate Granger to get his way and succeed as the next Dark Lord? Or will she see the man beneath the mask before it’s too late?

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The Invisible Man - volchitsa - E, 63 chapters, Words: 192,497 - Harry Potter is dead. The Order has fallen. The war has been lost. Captured at the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione finds herself locked away in the dungeons of Nott Castle, imprisoned by the Death Eaters. Just when she thinks all is lost, she faces a choice from Lord Voldemort himself; join him, or die. Yet Hermione harbors a defiant plan of her own – with no one else left to fight, she intends to kill Voldemort herself, or die trying. A deadly, battle-hardened Draco is assigned as her chaperone, determined to test her resolve training for the brutal trials Voldemort has set forth for her. Unbeknownst to Hermione, a secret plan is already in motion, one that threatens to unravel her sense of self and challenge everything she is willing to fight – and die – for. As she navigates this treacherous path, Hermione must confront the darkness within and grapple with her own capacity for evil, all while trying not to be killed before she can make her move. Will her proximity to Voldemort and the Death Eaters alter her fundamentally? Or will she find out what she is truly made of in the face of such overwhelming odds?

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In the Shadow of a Jaeger by volchitsa - Now complete!

Rating: E Pairing: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Length: 89k words, 26/26 chapters Featuring: Hypercompetent researcher Hermione, cocky and arrogant disabled Jaeger pilot Draco, an unexpected soul bond, soulmate-powered giant robots, eldritch horror beyond human comprehension, a mostly canon-compliant AND non-magical twist, forced proximity enemies (with a shared goal) to partners to lovers, fighting as foreplay, Olympic-level banter, all sorts of governmental corruption (both magical and Muggle), an ensemble cast, McGonagall taking on the role of Stacker Pentecost, dual POV, and big ol' monsters hell-bent on destroying the world.

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feels so wrong that itll be 2025 soon. fake year. science fiction year

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New WIP alert!

King of Wands by volchitsa

Rating: E Length: 24,291 words posted, 6/? chapters Pairing: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Tags/Warnings: Graphic depictions of violence, Dark Lord Draco Malfoy, MoM/DMLE employee Hermione Granger, tattooed Draco Malfoy, Sentient Malfoy Manor, one very sensitive house elf, slow burn enemies to lovers, inspired by Tarot (Divination Cards), POV multiple Summary:

Five years after the fall of Voldemort, Draco Malfoy is ready to make a name for himself. Not as the heir of the most noble houses of Malfoy and Black, nor as a Death Eater fighting for a failed cause, but a name of his own making. He is the King of Wands. The only thing standing in his way? The DMLE agent in charge of his Ministry-mandated house arrest following his release from Azkaban, the sodding Golden Girl herself, Hermione Granger. But Draco isn’t the only one with a job to do and something to prove. Will he be able to twist and manipulate Granger to get his way and succeed as the next Dark Lord? Or will she see the man beneath the mask before it’s too late?