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I kinda did sexually and literally

AND!

I never said that I didn’t like it bruv

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”Ah yes baby~ pull the trigger~” type of post bullshit

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Dark Souls player decides to fight in real life

Just as a little exercise, I guess, how would you describe Jaune Arc as a character?

Not physical appearance, but personality and all that fun stuff.

And obviously canon Jaune. Not fanon, harem king, Jaune.

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*Jaune screams for a good minute before he starts laughing.*

Jaune:

Jaune: Ha ha ha~! With my semblance, I AM INVINCIBLE~!

Oscar: I CAST TESTICULAR TORSION!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Januart 4th 2039

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Mood

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Kill or Spare: The Sorceress of Dragon’s Crown

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Ruby would’ve said it romantically but Jaune replied to her Platonically

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Monke hug giant ice komodo

https://twitter.com/Endominator1/status/1778845903689843096?t=zXkHQk2Y0yNkzcrueTm4xQ&s=19

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It shaped suspiciously like a womb… and why is it even clear?

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guys give me your most controversial opinion!!! :D

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If you know, you know.

Weiss: Is that seat taken?

Jaune: That’s my lap.

Weiss: I know what I said.

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*Pull up in a Mitsubishi Eclipse*

Co-Worker: Oh, we're having an Eclipse!

Me: Oh sweet!

Also me:

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real life PLNE

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torture the blonde man some more

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*Cue to Jaune somehow gaining Red Queen and Yamato while judgement cutting Salem*

”Hey Jaune!”

*Cut his right arm off before running away, all while his right arm is regrowing into the Devil Bringer.*

Jaune: Wha... What the hell..?

Ruby: Look on the bright side; now you have a sick as heck monster arm with no consequences~!

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Salem: Must... reclaim... my... POWER...