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ngl the new King Charles portrait looks like something that would raise nightmares in Fallen London

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you know whose month it is

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That is so much better 🙏 i much prefer this look thank u for listening fbg

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Obtain an Eyeless Skull from a Forgetful Archeologist.

The Skull is tainted with irrigo radiation, which will damage your primary abilities. Don't purchase it unless you're sure you want it.

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They stole my fucking stat colours, can't have shit in London

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what do you mean 'used.' what do you mean by that.

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i said i thought of a zee card for @capn-twitchery's twitch and i will deliver!

A card drawn with Very Infrequent frequency (half as common as Standard), anywhere at zee, but only with troubled waters 3 or less and at least one level of Acquaintance: the Epicurean Captain. (also it's discardable)

Accompanied by the Epicurean Captain is a boon! It disappears when you dock at a port which clears Troubled Waters, and adds a little text about Twitch disembarking with a cheery "ciao!" and disappearing into the crowds.

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You've heard of holding a brick to get drivers to slow down; why not try holding An Entire Naval Mine to get people to be more agreeable in general?

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the blind pianist got almost half of all votes in the poll (with virginia and the repentant devil being in second and third place... and the affectionate devil in last place)

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‘But Astra! Why do you believe devils have transatlantic accents? That’s a bit random?’

Well yeah, but:

1. The Transatlantic accent isn’t real, it’s specifically a learned blend of perceived to be upper class British English and general American English pronunciation.

2. It’s commonly associated with the same time period devils are ahistorically based off (20s-30s)

3. It’s superficially charming but incredibly uncanny valley when you hear it for too long

And thus: it’s perfect

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Happy birthday, Lan Sizhui! 🐇(○´︶｀○)🐰

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Ahaha, I knew it.

Not tagging people since I’m sick and can’t remember usernames.

1. Do this uquiz

2. Do this picrew.

3. Tag people.

@mxlilly @circus-of-horror @yourleastfavoriteguyinthechair @microsoupmouse @the-firefly-jar-system @cdcouncil

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I've drawn Xianxian everyday of October 💪🥲

Happy birthday WWX! 🎂🌶

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hallowmas is about being a hoe on main with zero repercussions (but also adopting new pets in between the hoeing)

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No moth mask this year for Hallowmas. Sad. I can’t throw Merry into nightmare cards anymore with no repercussions just to save all the nightmare text this year 😔

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thanks for the suite but why are you like this