waezi2
waezi2
Waezi2
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Nerd and amatur comedian.
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waezi2 · 19 days ago
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Shipping when you are 13: I want them to kiss like crazy! Shipping when you are 30: I want them to do mundane everyday tasks… Together!
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waezi2 · 1 month ago
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@alexplier16 said: "Hahahah out of everything why that for Lumiere?"
Well, Lumiere seems to have a habit of thinking with his... candle.
I love the symbolism of what objects the servants in "Beauty and the Beast" have been turned into. Like Mrs Potts is a tea teakettle because… Well, she serves tea. Cogsworth is a clock because he is responsible for everything happening at the right time. And Lumiere is a candelabra because candles are penis-shaped.
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waezi2 · 1 month ago
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I love the symbolism of what objects the servants in "Beauty and the Beast" have been turned into. Like Mrs Potts is a tea teakettle because… Well, she serves tea. Cogsworth is a clock because he is responsible for everything happening at the right time. And Lumiere is a candelabra because candles are penis-shaped.
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waezi2 · 2 months ago
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If you know any Danish people, tell them about my blog where I suggest good places for comic book shopping.
Men er du tilfældigvis dansker, så følg min nye blog.
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Tag forbi Bjørns Antik som du finder på Enghavevej 72.
Ud over tons af danske og engelske tegneserier har han også en masse gode brugte ting.
Har lige købt en kæmpe bunke Edderkoppen/Spider-Man blade af ham.
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waezi2 · 2 months ago
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It doesn't matter what timeline they are in. Even when they are not enemies, Vi and Sevika still beats the crud out of each other.
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a commission for @waezi2
the concept described follows the same scenario in which powder passes away during the heist
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waezi2 · 2 months ago
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If Steven Universe was an 80s cartoon.
Pearl: "Oh no! That gem monster is telling Peedee that loitering is okay!" Amethyst: "Bummer, dude! That gem monster punk is making fun of Sadie's weight! Not gnarly!" Garnet: "And that gem monster is selling drugs to Lars!" Steven: "Changing to costume sequence… ACTIVATE!" (Greg plays on keyboard in the background)
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waezi2 · 2 months ago
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Albert Einstein: If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
Einstein meeting Jayce: Hey now, hold your horses…
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waezi2 · 2 months ago
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Thanks again!
Having strong hands and having artistic skills (canon Vi made her own tattoos in prison) I feel like she in a "positive" timeline would try to build and repair homes in Zaun.
The blue monkey tattoos represents Powder.
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Vi sketch commission for @waezi2
In the scenario described (as an 'alternate S2E7' situation), Powder passes away during the heist and Vi later becomes a carpenter.
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waezi2 · 3 months ago
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Nice! If you do, could me tag me because I would love to see :D
Help me out making a South Park tarot deck
I think it could be fun if there were South Park themed tarot cards, but I need to figure out which of the SP characters should be which of the cards. If you have suggestions, reblog with what SP characters you think would fit what card.
So far I’m thinking:
Big Gay Al: World. (Upright: fulfillment, harmony, completion, Reversed: incompletion, no closure)
Kyle: Judgement. (Upright: reflection, reckoning, awakening, Reversed: lack of self awareness, doubt, self loathing)
Jimmy: Sun. (Upright: joy, success, celebration, positivity, Reversed: negativity, depression, sadness)
Henrietta: Moon. (Upright: unconscious, illusions, intuition, Reversed: confusion, fear, misinterpretation)
Ike: Star. (Upright: hope, faith, rejuvenation, Reversed: faithlessness, discouragement, insecurity)
Towelie: Tower. (Upright: sudden upheaval, broken pride, disaster, Reversed: disaster avoided, delayed disaster, fear of suffering)
Nathan: Devil. (Upright: addiction, materialism, playfulness, Reversed: freedom, release, restoring control)
Randy: Temperance. (Upright: middle path, patience, finding meaning, Reversed: extremes, excess, lack of balance)
Kenny: Death. (Upright: end of cycle, beginnings, change, metamorphosis, Reversed: fear of change, holding on, stagnation, decay)
Clyde: Hangman. (Upright: sacrifice, release, martyrdom, Reversed: stalling, needless sacrifice, fear of sacrifice)
Wendy: Justice. (Upright: cause and effect, clarity, truth, Reversed: dishonesty, unaccountability, unfairness)
Jesus and Satan: Wheel of Fortune. (Upright: change, cycles, inevitable fate, Reversed: no control, clinging to control, bad luck)
Token: Hermit. (Upright: contemplation, search for truth, inner guidance, Reversed: loneliness, isolation, lost your way)
Stan: Strength. (Upright: inner strength, bravery, compassion, focus, Reversed: self doubt, weakness, insecurity)
Timmy: Chariot. (Upright: direction, control, willpower, Reversed: lack of control, lack of direction, aggression)
Tweek and Craig: Lovers. (Upright: partnerships, duality, union, Reversed: loss of balance, one-sidedness, disharmony)
Father Maxi: Hierophant. (Upright: tradition, conformity, morality, ethics, Reversed: rebellion, subversiveness, new approaches)
Lemmiwinks: Emperor. (Upright: authority, structure, control, fatherhood, Reversed: tyranny, rigidity, coldness)
Princess Kenny: Empress. (Upright: motherhood, fertility, nature, Reversed: dependence, smothering, emptiness, nosiness)
Heidi: High Priestess (Upright: intuitive, unconscious, inner voice, Reversed: lack of center, lost inner voice, repressed feelings)
Cartman: Magician. (Upright: willpower, desire, creation, manifestation, Reversed: trickery, illusions, out of touch)
Butters: Fool. (Upright: innocence, new beginnings, free spirit, Reversed: recklessness, taken advantage of, inconsideration)
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waezi2 · 5 months ago
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I can't believe no one made a One Piece joke about Jayce in episode 7 yet!
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waezi2 · 5 months ago
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Idea for Eevee ghost-type evolution method
Make it evolve with zero HP.
It knocks out a pokemon, gets EXP and level up. Then it battles another pokemon and faints. The battle ends and Eevee with zero HP evolves to... I don't know, Haunteon.
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waezi2 · 5 months ago
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Why Vi "needs" to think Jinx is dead
Yes, "need" might not be the right word. But closes I could get to describe what I mean.
Vi cares so much that it hurts. She almost got killed because she wanted to save the big wolf monster that used to be Vander. And she was ready to break her sister out of jail despite everything.
So even if Jinx's "death" broke her heart, it still gave her closure of a sort. That's why Jinx let her think she blew up with Vander and why Caitlyn haven't told Vi that Jinx could have escaped death.
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waezi2 · 5 months ago
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I love that when Ekko and Heimerdinger worked with other world Powder to make the hextech machine that it has mechanical monkeys. Because Powder XD Heimerdinger: How exactly would that improve the machine, young lady? Powder: How would it NOT improve the machine? It's cute monkeys! Heimerdinger: Well, can't argue with that.
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waezi2 · 6 months ago
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The city of Zaun's greatest enemy is itself
Vander was what prevented war between Zaun and Piltover, then he got betrayed by his own who then followed Silco who is a psychopathic crime lord who made Zaun even more shitty.
Then, Silco died and the crime lords started fighting, dragging the whole underground into their conflict.
And the next person Zaun turns to in hope of salvation is Jinx who A: killed Silco, ruining the delicate balance of Zaun, B: Attacked Piltover as they were about to finally give Zaun independence and C: Is insane and for the most part doesn't really care about anything unless it's directly connected to her.
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waezi2 · 6 months ago
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Jinx: Vi works for the bastards who got our parents killed!
Me: Well, you worked for the bastard who got your pseudo father and brothers killed. Actually... YOU got your pseudo father and brothers killed! And then your second pseudo father!
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waezi2 · 6 months ago
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Arcane, the Butterfly Effect AU
The robbery from the first episode of the tv series is successful in this AU because Powder doesn't find the crystal, she gets distracted by a butterfly. They get home, get an earful from Vander for going topside, but no harm done, no one learns that it was brats from Zaun who did it.
Jayce continue his illegal research in secret, but it gets nowhere without help from Viktor.
Realizing she could have gotten her friends in trouble, Vi finds a new way to use her skills in underground fights.
Powder grows up not as insane, but still mentally unstable. Her inventions are mostly toys, bringing a little joy to the undercity.
Silco has the advantage of shimmer, Piltover doesn't stand a chance when he actually attacks topside. Jayce's mother is killed. In frustration, Jayce attempts to make a weapon powered by a crystal and goes to the underground, but it backfires and kills him as well as a large portion of Silco's men.
Powder finds the crystal-powered weapon. Older and wiser, she unlock its secret.
Shimmer is used in the fight club Vi is in. After hesitation, Vi tries it to keep up with the other brawlers, but she goes bonkers. When she returns to normal, she runs away from Zaun to topside to hide. She gets arrested by Caitlyn.
Vander finally makes an alliance with Silco when he hears that Vi has been arrested, finally uniting the whole underground.
Powder decides to go save her sister with the crystal she made into a weapon. She quickly realize that she enjoys violence. She takes her many many MANY frustrations out on Piltover. Marcus is the first to die when Jinx starts her havoc because he is an overweight stereotype cop who never got anywhere without Silco's "help".
Also, Caitlyn and Vi bonding.
Vi and Caitlyn tries to figure out if Powder can be saved from herself as she cheerful burns the city down.
Heimerdinger is frustrated as he sees everything he worked for burn down around him, wondering if it would have been a better world had he listen to a young man's idea of magic based technology.
Vander and Silco goes topside to take over Piltover... And It's burning shit because of Powder.
In the end, Vi and Caitlyn capture Powder, but Vi had to use shimmer to take her down, resulting in her body being damaged.
Zaun and Piltover are united over rebuilding the city.
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waezi2 · 6 months ago
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All things considered, I get Caitlyn.
Like the intro shows, she is being crushed by the crown her mother left behind. Her mother was not just a council woman, she actually tried to help Zaun, made it possible for them to fricking breath again for the simple reason that it should be their right to have relatively clean air. And getting rid of Jinx seems like a simple solution... except nothing about this society is simple. Because people are gonna take offense to you showing up with a gun and the gas that almost killed them all.
BUT!
Caitlyn goes to the undercity with a small team to not make the crisis escalate more than it already has and evade casualties. And she actually gets Jinx… But then a small child, representing the innocents she doesn't want to hurt, defends this psychopath. If your feelings are in high gear already then that makes you snap.
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