warp-au

[warp-au]

Asks are very open today so please send them in

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Ugh I'm bored Blue.

We were reading Bill, did you really have to make this?

Yes because YOU SAID that we would get questions! These people are boring!

Well I'm being patient, this sounds like a you problem.

AHHHHHHHHH!!!

Shut up.

[warp-au]

It’s been a moment, hasn’t it? How are you all doing?

Much love, 🍄

[ @the-void-blob ]

Who is this? BLUE WHO THE HELL IS THIS RANDOM PERSON?

Well Bill I think this might be another alternate universe person, one another you must've known, like those ford, stan and bill blogs I've told you about, not positive tho.

Ah I see! Tracked me down huh? Well nice to meet you the name's BILL CIPHER!

I think they know who you are Bill.

Oh, yeah!..

Tired?

Tired.

Alright bud, let's head to bed, nice to meet you btw, hope to chat again!

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There's nothing fun to do anymore.

Hm?

The monotony of everything is driving me up the wall.

We've tried family time.

Your step father is too annoying.

Tell me about it.

And we've tried video games.

DTI gave me a migraine.

The sims gives me road rage.

And bloxburg got boring.

What do we do?

I have no clue....

....

No more fucking fanfiction.

...

Dammit.

I'm bored, blue.

I know Bill....I don't usually do this, but how about we dream tonight?

Really!?

Sure Billy..

YES!! I'm already planning all the fun adventures we should go on! Ooo I can't wait to rub it in Sixers face that I got to go on an adventure!

And Ford is going to probably hate me even more after this.

Who cares what Sixer thinks, Blue? He may have done all those cool things but at the end of the day he's still just a grumpy old man while you're just getting started, ultimately he's picking beef with someone like a third of his age.

...thanks Bill. So where are we off to tonight?

I was thinking...chuck e cheese.

...I love the way you think sometimes.

:)

[warp-au]

Once each other's burden, punishment for their sins, they now keep each other alive, unknowingly fearing the outcome of the other's fate without them.

[warp-au]

Did you have to wake me up for this?

We must maintain an upload schedule!

Schedule? You mean whenever you're bored you're gonna make me do this with you.

Better than nothing blue!

So what do you want to talk about now Bill?

How about the first time you met pinetree?

How long ago was that again?

Couple months blue.

Ah, yeah, I'm remembering, the kids didn't know what was going on, poor things shouldn't have been able to fall through the gate like that, they were so horrified, especially little Dip, was the first time in awhile I appeared in any form other than the eyes over there, I figured I needed a more docile form then a bunch of literal floating eyes- You showed up yourself too, albeit in disguise.

Yeah, it was hilarious that pinetree thought we were the coolest things he ever saw then he realized it was just Bill Cipher and a tiny human! The look on his face was priceless, but sixer's was even better, he STILL hates you!

Yeah well Ford needs to get the stick out of his ass and remember who even made all of this.

You're just jealous how much Angel cares for him.

You're one to talk. But it's not jealousy, it's astonishment that her, one of the few made in my image, could care about such a prideful ass.

Well we can both agree on something at least..shooting star still talks about you I know that much, drives sixer crazy, there must've been something with that gate he fell through because I don't remember him being such a bitch back then but then again he got older so he got crankier.

I'm tired Bill.

Little bit longer then we'll sleep blue.

Mm. K.

Remember that time we fell through a gate and wound up falling through a couple different universes all at once?

...man that was trippy as hell. I swear Bill at this point we're wanted in like 20 different universes.

Probably more than that blue! At least you know how to have a fun time and let loose.

Ah don't act like me holding you back ain't annoying the hell outta you.

Maybe.

Today was hectic in itself..I don't understand why Ford has to keep calling so many meetings..or why the greats keep humoring him. And now they expect me to work with him on the gateway problem when he can't even refer to me as a human like him much less an equal or an ally.

...you can't expect much of humans blue..I got lucky with you.

..yeah, you're right, people suck lol.

People can suck tomorrow, why don't we go get that sleep?

Yay sleep.

Night blue.

Night dorito.

[warp-au]

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ℳ๑ ଘ𓂅﹆⋆ ഒ𓍼

[warp-au]

Am I doing this right?

Yeah don't worry, ur doing fine.

Wonderful!

So what do you think?

I think this is immature and for those of a lower IQ

Did I fucking ask you?

I think it's cool!

Thank you Angel darling. :)

This is a waste of my time, you said this was Cipher's idea? Really?

If you're gonna be a sour ass and let this be your first impression on here then go the fuck home Ford.

Gladly.

I'm sorry about him Sal...

It's fine girl. What's got a stick up his ass today tho?

Bill was messing with his dreams again..

...bitch is going back in the microwave.

Oh my-

Before I do that, anything you wish to say to Tumblr?

Sure! Hello people of Tumblr! I hope we can get along very well. :)

Alright now let's go.

[warp-au]

Hello? [ @the-void-blob ]

YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

Hello there friend, sorry, Bill is just excited, this is our first ask!

Anonymous is now going on the wall of fame next to my baby photo and that picture of...

?..it's Ford's ass isn't it?

Shut up you do not want to know.

You'd be correct.

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WHY HAS NOBODY ASKED ANYTHING!?!?

Bill.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!?

Bill calm down.

AREN'T WE INTERESTING ENOUGH FOR THESE LOWLIFES!?-

BILL SHUT UP. It hasn't even been 24 hours yet, be grateful we've gotten any likes.

But I'm bored. You said these people found me interesting.

Yeah I also said there's millions of people out there so slow your roll and chill out, questions will come in for us soon, in the meantime how about we tell some of our stories? I know you enjoy that.

...very well blue, oh I got a good one! How about the time when you went to the Slasher universe and got into MAJOR beef with Ghostface?

I remember that, fond memories, I remember I believe I was actually hanging out with Sid so it must've been Scream 1.

Yeah it was, I already knew that!

You remembered that?

You knocked out Stu and forced him to watch the FNAF movie, how can I forget that?

....

You forgot that part didn't you?

Well sorry it's hard to recall anything past getting smashed over the head with a dining room chair and throwing Billy and Randy out of a window. Macher and Loomis are lucky I didn't let Sid kill them like in the canon.

I still don't understand why you let them all live, it would've been so fun to burn the place down.

They'll live to suffer more agony then their deaths would've brought to them. Plus nothing was better than watching Myers throw Loomis like a ragdoll. :)

Or the looks on their faces when they saw me!

That too. I haven't been checking in on things over there lately, I hope everything is fine.

Don't worry blue I've been filling in for ya!

...Bill what have I said about showing up at the asylum?

BUT THEIR FACES!-

God what am I gonna do with you..

:)

Well I guess to explain to the reader what exactly "the asylum" is-

Blue and I collect insane people like you humans collect Pokemon!

After the gates started opening Afterlife was dealing with a very strong wave of killers and the amount of deaths was causing mass hysteria so me along with the rest of the deities decided to capture and contain these anomalous beings, from creepypastas to serial killers, Dahlia Asylum is one of the things that keeps our worlds safe, think Arkham Asylum meets SCP foundation.

And blue is in charge of the asylum and the task forces sent out to capture them all!

Bill himself was once a resident of the asylum, one of the more problematic ones at that, another reason he's with me.

Let's not talk about that right now k blue?

Yeah, another time Bill..

I'm gonna go check on dinner or annoy pinetree or something.

I thought you wanted to talk to people?

Maybe next time.

Very well then, we'll be going now, enjoy your life till next time dear reader and goodbye!<3

[warp-au]

Why are we here again?

I'm bored and made this without you knowing so now we have to :)

...yep sounds about right. Well hello there Tumblr I'm-

THE WONDERFUL AUTHOR!!!

Ford 2.0 apparently. I'm Sal, this is Bill.

You're better than sixer, blue

Should I feel honored?

Exactly!

...anyways, as Bill said, his low impulse control dorito ass decided to make a new blog when I wasn't in a "good mood", he's just lucky I fixed this thing up for him and am doing a proper introduction. Now, Bill do y- nevermind he left, I guess I'll continue with the explanation of this au.

I am Sal Gracie(alias) and as Bill said I am the author, the author of this au that is, I call this the warp au, why warp?..I thought it was cool, to pretty much explain what's going on, this is another au of the Gravity Falls timeline but this timeline collided and "warped" with the world of my ocs which is directly connected to our real world and in turn why Bill is here, so you can say this Bill is one of the closest to our world of any of them and knows everything that's going on here.

My world, Afterlife as I call it, is not the kinda world where an unknown such as Bill could survive in no matter how strong. So how did he? Well..dorito hoe is the best way to explain the next few events which eventually led to Bill becoming one of the husbands of a goddess in Afterlife, out of respect for her I won't say any more but let's just say she has a much better husband now.

Excuse me?!

Shut the fuck up or you're going back in the blender.

...

Exactly. Now go bother KNY or sum, piss off Sanemi I know you enjoy that.

Yay!

You see Gravity Falls isn't the only universe to "warp" into ours, as for what universes have gates I will let y'all ask for yourselves ;)

So mainly you'll probably be hearing from me or Bill but you may also see these guys

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As for anyone else you may speak to...you probably won't but if you do they'll state their names, some people may directly answer your questions about this world of ours if they're not busy, you'll be meeting not only people from multiple different universes but also people you've yet to meet who come from my world such as pink text and blue text

Saaaaaalllllllll can we get takeout?

Yeah sure, u know where the $ is

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You still here? Welp I should probably warn y'all that this Bill...well....he ain't like the Bill we're used to let's just say that. As for what I mean by that..just ask, literally just ask, I've been wanting a reason to talk to people about this shitshow anyways so go right ahead, now I gotta go and make sure Bill doesn't buy out the entire stock of the building. Oh and just know that we aren't going to take any bullshit like NSFW or rude comments, there are people in Afterlife who can and will get defensive if need be. :)