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reblog if you are ASEXUAL, support ASEXUAL PEOPLE, or SECRETLY A DRAGON IN HUMAN FORM

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mob lackey: boss i dont think you can full colon three your way out of this one

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Greeeetings! (And sorry to bother you)

I have decided to do some writing and also to make it other people's problem.

So, what magical story should I create?

But be careful! lest your bones turn wiggly!

NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!

*flops away like a boneless frog*

when the glove

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Oh great wizard council! What is your favorite soup?

souls of the damned

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I love being told by people with nothing physically wrong with them that ableism isn’t real and it’s my attitude that’s the problem and that I should manifest good things in my life like I wasn’t literally an honors-level university student with a 3.8 GPA before my spinal cord surgery and like I just sat down one day and decided I didn’t want to be happy anymore or have ambitions or goals. you stupid fucking bitch. fuckin Disney movie logic. you’re dumb as fuck lol

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to any nonbinary people reading this, never forget:

you can collect SOUL by striking enemies. once enough SOUL is collected, you can hold B to focus SOUL and regain health.

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I feel like a startling amount of news lately is about some rich asshole fucking up a good thing because he wants more money.

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my favorite bit of "rich people are Like That" ephemera that I picked up from my Russian literature binge was from a noble character who was complaining about his serfs neglecting their duties, specifically the duty of staying up all night long slapping the pond water in order to prevent the frogs from croaking so that the nobleman could enjoy his sleep at his country estate with its adorable pond. whenever I hear wealthy people's complaints in this day and age the majority of it automatically filters to "the fucking serfs won't slap the pond anymore and it's honestly so destructive and cruel of them to deny me my beauty sleep like this" type statements

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It's crazy that these strikes are happening given that all the writers and actors are asking for is less than 0.3% of the revenue these studios make.

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Tag yourself as this list of “bad art” features, according to a twitter fascist

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I fucking WHAT?

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"should trans women be allowed to compete in women's sports?" i don't think there should be sports

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our discord unanimously agreed that ratatouille is a mecha and I cried laughing after making this joke

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Looks like someone asked for iced tea without the tea 🥤 🧊 

(Spoiler Alert: It was Rosa)

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they have returned

#540

A future dialect of English where "69" is grammaticalized into an affix marking a reciprocal verb.

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Just another day of Rosa doing Rosa things 💙