whatjanesays
whatjanesays
WhatJaneSays
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I have email addresses older than you. I’m not your mom, so don’t expect me to parent you. I'm three ducks in a trench coat pretending to be a old lady.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
whatjanesays · 2 months ago
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Did I do the math? Of course I did.
If the options for the previous three polls are correct there are only 5 ways to get any of these totals.
798 isn't a possibility.
759 can be gotten by picking the 2nd option for Crabs, Horses, and Paws.
773 can be gotten by picking either the 1st option for Crabs, 3rd for Horses and 2nd for Paws ... OR 2nd for Crabs, 2nd for 2nd for Horse and 4th for Paws.
802 can be gotten by picking either the 2nd for Crabs, 4th for Horses, and 3rd for Paws ... OR 4th for Crab, 2nd for Horses, and 3rd for Paws.
who doesn't love a ball toy pit?
ever wondered how many crabs might fit in a confined space? what number of horses might go into a padded pool? what quantity of paws might populate a pit typically filled with colorful plastic balls? well, you’re in luck.
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for no reason at all, we have decided to make you do some math: we have filled a ball pit measuring exactly 32” x 8" with some true tumblr icons. more pics below (including, of course, a banana for scale). you have 24 hours to guess how many of each toy appears. good luck!
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but that's not all—we have more polls for your guessing pleasure:
poll 1: how many crabs have infested the pool? poll 2: what number of mini horse friends? poll 3: how many tiny toe beans are contained within?
happy voting!
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whatjanesays · 5 months ago
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Anita Bryant just died and I haven't seen one crab rave gif on my dash yet... Come on people
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whatjanesays · 7 months ago
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Just a little experiment to check back on in a year or four.
Current prices from a central Florida area grocery store today (November 7th 2024). These are the non-sale prices for the store's house branded items. All items I've purchased more than once over the last year, with prices and package sizes that have had minimal to no fluctuations during that time (or reasonable seasonal fluctuations that return to previous prices as normal).
Bread, sliced wheat 20oz - $1.49
Milk, whole 1 gal - $3.25
Eggs, large 1 dozen - $2.39
Cheese, cheddar block 8oz - $2.15
Vegetable oil, 48oz - $4.15
Butter, salted quarters 16oz - $4.39
Flour, all purpose 5 lbs - $2.40
Sugar, granulated 4 lbs - $3.29
Ground Beef, 1 lb. - $3.79
Chicken, boneless skinless breast 1 lb. - $2.49
Salmon, frozen 1 lb. - $5.22
Sliced Turkey, lunch meat 1 lb. - $4.15
Potatoes, Russet 5 lb. bag - $4.09
Broccoli, frozen 12oz - $1.29
Corn, frozen 12oz - $1.05
Diced Tomato, canned 14.5oz - $1.05
Carrots, 1 lb. - $0.78
Bananas, 1 lb. - $0.49
Grapes, green 1 lb. - $1.79
Strawberries, 1 lb. - $3.09
Apples, Fuji 1 lb. - $1.30
Apple Juice, 100% 64oz - $2.09
Frozen Waffles, 10 count 12.3oz - $2.39
Bacon, 1 lb. - $4.39
Maple Syrup, 100% pure 12.5oz - $6.05
Canned Chili, no beans 15 oz - $2.39
Potatoes, Russet 5 lb. bag - $4.09
Spaghetti, 32oz - $2.09
Pasta Sauce, 24oz - $1.85
Chicken Pot Pie, frozen 7oz - $1.09
Ranch Dressing, 16oz - $2.15
Ketchup, 38oz - $2.05
Mustard, 20oz - $1.09
Mayonnaise, 30oz - $3.65
Minced Garlic, in water 8oz - $2.55
Paprika, 2.12oz - $1.25
Vanilla Extract, pure 2oz - $5.49
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whatjanesays · 7 months ago
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Many people asked if they could have the svg vector files for the boop paws used this Halloween so here they are:
Halloween Boops!
This file contains the 3 original files which should be editable in any art program that supports svg.
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whatjanesays · 7 months ago
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I went in the code again and saw the new Boop paws were vectors this time, so I converted them into some good sized pngs that are a little easier to work.
Save and share to boop your people later!
EDIT - if you're looking for the original svg files I posted them [here]
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whatjanesays · 11 months ago
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For ref I'm in central Florida, the high today is 94F (34.5C) with a heat index of 104F (40C).
Generally during the day in the spring/summer the AC is set between 72-78F (22-25C) depending on temp, humidity, and rain condition. Once the sun goes down and over night we cool it down to as low as 66F (19C). There a few reasons we crank the AC in the evenings: more people are home, the cost of power is noticeably cheaper, the AC works better when not battling daytime temps and the sun.
We have a smart thermostat I've programed to work with the weather rather than against it and know when we'll be home. In practicality the temp rarely gets above 74F (23C).
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whatjanesays · 11 months ago
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AO3 Planned Downtime
The Archive of Our Own will be down for about 10 hours of maintenance between 07:00 UTC and 17:00 UTC (check what time that is for you). This downtime will allow our AD&T and Systems teams to prepare our search database for a software update.
Date: 07:00 UTC, June 29, 2024
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whatjanesays · 11 months ago
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David Tennant pissing off the Prime Minister bc he told government officials to stfu over their anti-trans bigotry and Michael Sheen literally poisoning himself investigating corporations dumping toxic chemicals in underprivileged areas is NOT the energy I expected from 2024 but oh man am I here for it.
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whatjanesays · 1 year ago
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Just watched the Deadpool & Wolverine trailer and one of the shops in the background was named "Liefeld's Just Feet" and I fucking lost it.
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whatjanesays · 1 year ago
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I went through the code and saved the images for the boop paws.
Save and share to boop your people later.
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whatjanesays · 1 year ago
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Okay but what happens when the global boop count hits 1,000,000,000?
Well … one way to find out!
Get booped you fools (affectionate)
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whatjanesays · 1 year ago
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Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen
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whatjanesays · 1 year ago
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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
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whatjanesays · 1 year ago
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Get in losers, we're getting booped.
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whatjanesays · 1 year ago
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It's been 10 Years ... never forget.
R.I.P. Top Hat
R.I.P.
Top Hat
April 1, 2014 - April 1, 2014
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whatjanesays · 1 year ago
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THE SHIP WARS ROUND THREE
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whatjanesays · 1 year ago
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Archive Downtime
The Archive will be down for 90 minutes of maintenance at 16:45 UTC Wednesday Jan. 24 (24 hours from now)! Check what time that is for you: https://bit.ly/47MIjdl
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