whimsical-wizard

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[whimsical-wizard]

wizard babies be on their orb watching cocomerlin

[whimsical-wizard]

Familiar suggestion: Monkey. It has hands, can use magic devices, mix potions, and you can give it a little knife.

woagh‼️ they can do all that shit? maybe i should be the monkey's familiar instead...

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send me asks w/ suggestions for a magical familiar. who do i choose to keep beside me on my perilous quests?

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A wizard that uses a dagger as a wand. I checked the rule book, there’s no rule against using sharpened or metal objects as wands. I even found the rule that enshrines a dog’s right to play wizard basketball while I was looking through the rule book.

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throw me in the cranberry bog and let Ocean Spray make slutty juices out of my body so i may transmorgify back to the mortal plane into the bodies of wizards who enjoy a good drink.

[whimsical-wizard]

I cast BOOP

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getting in a polycule so that our magic pool is larger

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i cast spells

you cast..

smells...

hit reblog to totally ROAST your lowly wizard friends

[whimsical-wizard]

reblog for t4t baja blast

i love trans women. love them love drinking baja blasts with them love it all

[whimsical-wizard]

i love trans women. love them love drinking baja blasts with them love it all

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Wizard ocean

Wizard sun

What has ended and begun

Wizard sorrow

Wizard lust

All things fair and all things just

Wizard city

Up above

Built with hate, destroyed with love

Wizard colour

Wizard hue

What was lost I start anew

Under hazy Wizard mist

Horses no longer exist*

*except for horsey, he's my horse

He has survived this, and worse

[whimsical-wizard]

i will slam dunk my orb

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serene vibes near an enchanted lake be upon ye

[whimsical-wizard]

i asked my brother if he knew of wizard tumblr today and he paused for so long before saying no

...suspicious

[whimsical-wizard]

Need more explosive spells legalized

FINALLY. YOU'RE SAYING WHAT WE'RE ALL THINKING

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all of wizard tumblr is like unspeakably cool. whenever I see a photo of one of you it's "what the hell, they're a wizard offline too? what the fuck?" and even if I don't see a photo of you I understand. I know. incredibly cool person