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It's fanfiction. Anything goes as long as it's tagged correctly

If you’re trying to decide whether or not to write that self-indulgent fic that only you will like?

If you’re trying to decide whether you should read that favourite fic for the 17,000th time even though you have the whole thing memorized?

If you’ve never read/written fanfic before, but you think you want to try it?

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On AO3, "Peter Parker/Tony Stark"= sexual relationship, and "Peter Parker & Tony Stark" = nonsexual relationship. For those of you who want to read Dad Tony Stark but not Thaddy Tony Stark

I’m going to cry I was looking up explicit fics for spiderverse because I want to Fuck my husband Noir. (Bad news: There’s no Noir, like at all??) WORSE NEWS???? THERE IS SO MANY MILES/PETER WHAY THE HFJCJC DJFHDHSJDJDHCKC FUCK????????? WHOMST??? WOULD WRKTE THAG???? THATS SK GROSS I WANT TO DIE

me when i found out there were 2ce as many starkr fics as there are iron husbands fics in total…. 2008 - 2018 vs 2017 - 2018….. yuckie

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ditto.

one of the reasons i think bucky x tony is a better fit than stony is cause steve is too vanilla for two-holes-on-legs stark and yall cant convince me it aint so

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Half the A4 trailer was dedicated to his sppacey ass. i don't think anyone really expected him to not be there.

I-

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the rest of the avengers literally aint got shit on tony. parents killed by an assassin. sold to terrorist ring by godfather and legal guardian. open heart surgery w/o anesthetics, magnet powered by car battery in chest so that fucking shrapnels dont slice through his heart. hiking through arabian desert in 57°C with weak heart, injuries and no proper attire. paralyzed and left to die of shrapnel by that same godfather. almost died of a billion volt discharge fighting him. survived head on lighting blast by thor himself. got his house thrown at him after a terrorist attack was sent on his house. been living with palladium poisoning and survived only cause he managed to create a new chemical element with 7% help of his shitbag dead dad. survived an army of killer robots. survived the beating of two supersoldiers and laying beaten to pulp mid-siberia exposed to the negative 25 degrees celsius. survived an angry hulk attack and almost subdued the bitch through brute force. attached himself to a nuke and flew it through a wormhole into space, free fell from the fucking sky and almost hit the ground with full force. survived getting attacked by 20th century deadliest assassin slash super soldier with only bullet proof glasses and one (1) gauntlet. saved his damn self from being captured and tied up by killian. survived a dead drop in kansas. survived the full blast of a power stone. got an ENTIRE FUCKING MOON, A WHOLE FUCKING CELESTIAL BODY THROWN AT HIM HEAD ON, AND GOT UP 4 SECONDS LATER, UNBOTHERED, SHAKING THE DUST OFF HIS SHOULDER. ALL THIS WHILE BEING A 100% HUMAN AND UNTRAINED LIKE DO YOU ALL JUST IGNORE HOW FUCKING BADASS AND UNKILLABLE THIS MAN IS OR DOES STEVE NEED TO DROP THE “EARTHS BEST DEFENDER” ON YOUR OBLIVIOUS ASSES AGAIN

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This reminds me of so many fics.😍

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Can you explain why RPF is so hated on by writers?

Real Person Fiction is not something I approve of.

It’s not like you’re talking about fictional characters; these are REAL people.

Imagine you found out someone was writing explicit porn about you and writing about you and your coworker banging. Sure, it would be better if it was about the characters you played, but this is specifically about you! It says YOUR name and puts words into YOUR mouth!

RPF ruins real life friendships and puts strains on relationships.

People show them and email them all of these explicit fics and art about them and I have no doubt that the topic is a sore subject, especially considering how they have their own significant others and families. (Some people even send death threats to their significant others, claiming that they shouldn’t get in the way of their ship!)

It’s fine to write about fictional characters because they’re fiction, but REAL LIFE PEOPLE are out of bounds!!!

Don’t write RPF!!

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I'm arguing with someone rn who feels like Steve was reasonable

Can you believe Tony Stark literally endured a lifetime of trauma and abuse and then he found out the man he considered to be one of his best friends had known Bucky had killed his parents and kept it tight and then Cap literally took Bucky’s side and this chick thinks that Tony isn’t owed an apology?!?!?

I know I know I know oof I mean, I’m not trying to start any Tony vs. Steve discourse but like y e s Steve owes Tony an apology and much much more

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Oh My God

I’m in an argument with a supposedly neutral Avengers fan on AO3 right now (but they really sound like Team Cap) about how Steve betrayed Tony and everything I say is disregarded in exchange for new, less sensical arguments. 

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i’m seeing all these people defend peter quill for reacting strongly in that one scene, bc “people act out on their emotions!!” but when tony did the exact same thing in civil war, y’all were saying he was “overreacting”. i said what i said, don’t @ me

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Whoops

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What a goddamn mood

@apostatetabris is every writer ever.

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19

fandom is so weird you never know how old anyone is but you just kinda assume most of them are around your age until proven otherwise and then one day someone is talking about their 9 year old kid on your dash and another person is saying they just finished 10th grade. wild.  

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Just gonna throw this out there. Black panther was just. So so. As a movie. When I watched it, I felt like Marvel just kinda went: you know what? we don’t even have to try.

There’s black people and comic book fans (and black comic book fans) everywhere, so we’ve got a guaranteed audience. So let’s just throw up some paper thin plot with a paper thin antagonist whose got a hard on about black people rising up instead of putting together something genuinely plausible or drawing inspiration from the real life civil rights movements (not just in America but all over the world)

That was my main impression of black panther. That’s my main impression of marvel in general, but the longer Marvel exists as a Major Motion Picture franchise, the more their movies feel like this. Black panther is very late to this game. So even before we get into the actual movies, we’ve got being made earlier going for IM.

Meanwhile, on the analytical front, we’ve got, on Iron Man’s side, a guy who quite literally had his life handed to him on a silver platter (which may or may not have had a side of some form of abuse on it but we’re not going to get into that) and made it better. 

In short order he is: ambushed, kidnapped, tortured, and forced to deal with the fact that the guy who was supposed to look after him has been using his company for illegal activities this entire time. Then there was a second attempted murder on top of that.

You know what I do any time I’m faced with something uncomfortable? I try really hard to forget about it and only deal with it as much as I have to. I cut out parts of my family, some of which only learned through the grapevine. I joked about rolling my car on a highway. I wouldn’t admit that I was really fucking depressed during my first semester of college until a full year after that.

What does TS do? faces his shit head on. He didn’t have to stop making weapons. He could have simply kicked out Obadiah (or killed him, whatever works) and gone on selling stuff. Instead he brought the ire of literally his entire world down on him because he was that fucking committed to being better.

It isn’t even like he was finding the fastest solution so he could go lick his wounds in private. He did things while suffering from PTSD. and border-line alcoholism. And whatever the fuck else he has. By rights, he should have done as much as he could remotely, moved somewhere quiet, and placed his mental health above all else. But he doesn’t. He chooses to stay, and he chooses to do the things he does regardless of the state he’s in so others don’t have to. 

In short, the IM trilogy is essentially the redemption arc of a man who did not, and I repeat this did NOT have to have one despite the fact that things keep getting in the way. 

Meanwhile, Black Panther was essentially about T’Challa having to choose between isolationism and integration onto the world stage. But the thing is that most of his choices regarding this were made for him. He has no choice but to take action after Klaus reveals how there’s still vibranium in Wakanda and Killmonger comes for the throne. 

With the main plot playing out the way it did, T’Challa is essentially just making the best of a bad situation. the only thing that deviates from this is the Wakandan Outreach Program, which T’Challa didn’t have to do, but it can be argued that stepping onto the world stage via charity is the best way to integrate without seeming threatening. 

We do not see T’Challa addressing his character flaws. He doesn’t make a decision about their borders until he has to. He never addresses the fact that he was directly responsible for the bridge collapse as well as escalating things in Civil War. He’s supposed to be king, but he spent an entire movie blinded by his emotions and we never see any kind of growth from this despite the premise being set up so wonderfully.

I’m not saying that bp was a bad movie or that it wasn’t really cool to see Wakanda and lots and lots of black people who aren’t slaves in the background on the big screen. I am saying that in terms of story and character development, bp doesn’t really compare to im.

Be excited about losing Tony Stark (if that is, indeed, what happens) in endgame if you want to, but at the end of the day I can count on one goddamn hand the number of people who are going to keep pushing when shit gets desperate (and shit really is desperate), and first and foremost is Tony fucking Stark. 

fuck black panther I guess huh? I'm sorry but tony "capitalist king" stark's movies in no way had a bigger impact than black panther. BP ends with wakanda sharing their technology so they can help the rest of the world. tony only stopped weapons manufacturing once it affected HIM. honestly I'm tired of seeing people tirelessly defend tony like hes some kind of special when pepper shouldve left him for aunt may ages ago. like I'm excited to finally be rid of the guy after endgame

honey, i was talking about real life impact. black panther was a dope as fuck movie and probably the only marvel movie i paid to see five times cause its so fucking good, but besides its cultural value for african american ppl and the (long overdue) representation, it didnt influence many people irl to do this or that with their lives. iron man movies made it possible for a black panther movie to ever exist, and thats already one iron man movie irl impact more than bp. many people ive met online and irl were either inspired or influenced by tony starks character to study engineering, which is another irl impact. and finally, if it werent for ‘that guy’ and his character, you wouldnt have endgame or any other marvel movie cause rdj and iron man are the sole reason mcu existed this long and is one of the biggest movie franchises of all time.

be excited all you want honey, but you wouldnt have a movie to look forward to and side characters to stan without the main character of the mcu, tony stark.

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"I hate you, but I'm too bitch to say it with my face"

You're a slag, a hoe, a slut, bitch, whore, prostitute and fucking disgusting. Die please??? Like do the world a favour and die????????? Lol

dude i want to die if you gonna send anon hate at least tell me to live or sth

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this. there are shitty tropes that are like ramen noodles to high class, non-americanized sushi, and then there is this moldy shit.

Opinion on starker

its disgusting and so is everyone who ships it 

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yeezy chin bitch

Tony: you’re only allowed to curse when you’re doing an experiment and something blows up

Peter Parker: okay

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Thanos: *stabs tony*

Peter Parker, unzipping his bag to take out two bottles of chemicals and mixing them together: hold on

Peter Parker, when the chemicals blow up: WHAT THE FUCKITTY FUCK YOU FUCKING PURPLE GRAPE BITCH WHAT THE FUCK THATS MY DAD YOU FUCKING WRINKLED YEEZY CHIN BITCH

Tony: what the hell kid