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yes.

Kenzo Tenma is truly the blorbo of all time. He’s a genius neurosurgeon. He’s wanted internationally for multiple murders. He’s so pure of heart that birds land on him. He threatened to stab a nazi in the carotid artery with a ballpoint pen. He accidentally adopted a child. He snuck a sniper rifle into a library. He gets hit by a car on two completely separate occasions. Multiple strangers have tried to give him food because he gives off such sad wet dog energy. He got distracted on his way to a date and bought a clock instead. He canonically has eaten pussy. He vents about his problems to a child in a coma (a very bad move, in retrospect.) He passes out from lack of sleep, and then has the gall to nag the guy who peels him off the floor for smoking too much. He was forgotten about during a childhood game of hide and seek and stayed behind a tree all night waiting for someone to find him. He closed an open wound with a stapler. He has a savior complex. He’s the epitome of ‘no good deed goes unpunished.’

What a guy.

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Monster and Hannibal is absolutely a crossover that needs to be explored

I really like the similarities between these two shows, what do you think? I need a crossover fan fiction! Hopefully this can help bring both fandoms together, please share post!

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our communal wife 🫶

thanks to marchenvessel for the wonderful animation!

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i’m sorry but this will always be my favourite version of the wotl finale. the way you can see will slowly coming to his realization as he lifts his head to meet hannibal’s eyes, whispers "it’s beautiful", and how hannibal nods …. their faces falling so close with how hard they’re breathing, so close they’re sharing the same breath, hannibal so obviously wanting to lean in and kiss him but just watching so carefully and timid as will pants — then the cut to will resting his arm on hannibal’s forearm, sighing and dropping his head as he GRASPS hannibal’s shoulder, TUGGING on his sweater ….. hannibal putting his head up and closing his eyes as if to give will privacy because this is mostly about him, but also seeming to brace himself for the impact of will’s love ……. then will finally rests his head on his shoulder and its like two puzzle pieces clicking in together. the way hannibal shivers as he makes space for will’s face in his throat !!! the arch of his back and his bliss-pain expression !!!!! THEN WILL GRABBING HANNIBALS HAND PUTTING IT ON HIS OWN WAIST AND ARCHING INTO HIM. this is perhaps the most physically erotic we’ve seen them be together and i’m so sad this wasn’t used in the final cut !!!! but the finale wasn’t about sexuality it was about acceptance so i can understand why it wasn’t used. but also… hannigram has always been blurry about where friendship and sex begins. see ortolan scene for example. oughhhh…. i just love how slow this entire hug is, how will is slowly working through making the first step n hannibal patiently waits, and once they’re connected they both melt into each other. i need a DRINK

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I'm sure 2025 will be a great year with no political or global conflicts whatsoever! (delusional)

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I recently finished Hannibal and have been thinking about watching Jennifer's Body since it's apparently also queer horror. Is it worth the hype?

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My Christmas gift to myself is rewatching Hannibal (I watched it like a week ago)

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Yeah it's Christmas, but more importantly...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO LEVI ACKERMANN MY FAVE SHORT KING

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he's so beautiful 😭

Johan Liebert ~Him just being a normal teenager/young person... right?💚

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HE"S SO BABYGIRL CODED I"M CRYING

DATING REINER HEADCANONS (SFW)

Brings you flowers for no reason, just because he thought of you when he saw them

Likes to be pampered and pampers you with affection 24/7

Enjoy being the little spoon when you want to be the big one

Always uses nicknames for you when he's in private like 'sweetheart', 'honey', 'dove' or 'baby'

Carries a picture of you in his wallet and looks at it when he misses you

His love language is literally everything: physical touch, quality time, words of affirmation...

Has dificulties to fall asleep when you are not beside him in the bed

He hates to argue with you

Will probably apologize within an hour after your fight because he can't stand it when you are angry at him

Gets grumpy when he doesn't receive his daily dose of attention, pouting like a child

You receive at least one compliment per day and every time it is different because Reiner really means them

Not the best cook but tries his best to be

Knows everything about you, even little facts like your favorite flowers

His bear hugs >>>

Secretly learns how to do braids/buns so he could style your hair like you want

He likes to take long walks outside while holding your hand

Brags out to his friends about how perfect his girlfriend is

Always asks Bertholdt for advices which rarely turn out good because Berthie doesn't have a clue about what he's saying

His phone is full of random pictures of you like one where you are sleeping, one where you wash the dishes or another one with you caught eating chips at 3 am

Has a dad humor

Allows you to try your skincare routine on him because he finds it cute

However he runs away when you want to put makeup on him

The first gift he gave you was a teddy bear with his perfume on it

Does not mind you stealing his clothes until he has like 1 hoodie and 2 t-shirts left

Over all he's literally the sweetest boyfriend you could ask for

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made these while in my chem study group. this semester needs to go on ahead and end so I can replay baxter’s route bruh.

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THIS🙏

“her lovely hazel eyes”

“her breasts and perky rosy, pink nipples”

“for her petite physique”

Well damn , give her a name and we’re good to go 💀 the reader having a backstory , yeah no problem it’s cool but why do you have to describe the physical traits ? Just make an OC

Back story + physical description = OC

Back story + no physical description = reader insert

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“Show me how much you need me” with subby Reiner? i-if you want 🥺👉👈

TADO!! IM SO SORRY THIS TOOK FOREVER BUT THANK YOU FOR CONTRIBUTING TO THE SUBBY MEN AGENDA WE ARE BESTIES NOW ILY 😚🤝

NSFW MDNI

Dizzy from the slow and light strokes of your hand, Reiner felt like hours passed as you continued stroking his weeping cock. The sound of his whimpers make you laugh sadistically, to see him so desperate and needy for release turned you on. What a sight it was to see a man as big as him convulse under a simple touch. "Too much for you darling? You did pound me into next week, I'm just returning the favour," you cooed. 

You saw how his cock twitched, the veins so prominent, running through the shaft. His tip was red and flushed, begging for you to suck it. Reiner's face contorted in pleasure as you massaged his balls. You coated your hand with the precum leaking from his weeping tip. Each movement of your hand made him gasp.

A broken moan escapes his lips as you settle on his muscular thigh. You flatten one hand against his chest and trace your finger down his torso stopping just above his dick. "Please y/n I've been good for you haven't I?" He pleaded.

"Mmm not good enough Rei." His eyes glisten with tears as you grind against his muscular thigh, fingers flicking and tugging his nipples. 

His melodious whines and gasps weren't enough, you wanted to ruin him. The thrill of having your neighbours hear Reiner's loud moans and choked sobs made you chuckle. "Think the neighbours can't hear you hmm? I'll make sure they can," you teased, now wrapping tightly around him.

With a little more pressure and speed you moved your slick covered hand up and down his length. Your thumb brushed over his sensitive slit, his hips desperately thrusting up as you slam them down.

"Ah baby p-please! Need to feel you" He whines. 

"Close already babe?" You coo, pressing a light kiss on his forehead.

Reiner's hands clench the bed sheets, his stomach tensing up as he tries to fuck his cock into your hand. Without warning, you release his cock and shove your coated fingers into his mouth. His eyes widen at the sudden intrusion, tongue swirling around your fingers. 

"Show me how much you need me," you demanded, forcing your fingers out of his mouth with an audible pop. Reiner's breath hitched at your command, His strong hands grip your hips and hover you over his aching cock. Reiner's tongue darts out, licking your nipples and sucking them making you moan softly. He continues sucking them as he eases you down his shaft.

"S-shit Rei, always stretching me out so good," you huff as your nails dig into his biceps. Addicted to the way your pussy clenches around him, Reiner thrusts impatiently for release.

"Ah ah Rei, I'm in control, remember?" 

"B-but y/n 'm so close," he stutters. You continue riding Reiner, your pussy swallowing his cock, tits bouncing in his face as you watch the tears run down his cheek. The grip on your hip becomes tighter as you ride him into oblivion.

"A-ah gonna cum inside!" He cries. 

"Inside? Making demands now are w-" 

"P-please!" 

With a smirk your thrusts slow down for just a moment as Reiner throws his head back, frantically thrusting in you. 

"That's it Rei, show me how desperate you are cum f'me baby," you rasp. His hands lift you off his dick before slamming you down and letting out a loud strangled moan, his warm cum pumping inside you. Your hand reaches out, forcing his head to look down in your direction as you slide off his dick you milked completely dry. Through glossy eyes, Reiner watches as his seed leaks out of you, the creamy fluid glistening on your inner thighs. Taking your fingers, you swipe the cum and push past your lips, sucking them erotically as Reiner concentrates on the way you your eyebrows knit together in pleasure.

"Mmmm ah you taste so fuckin' good," you groan. 

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Jean Kirstein is so Hozier coded

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technoblade

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Went to the aquarium today. My husband would be proud.

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This video hit me with a car and murdered my family :)

can’t believe i made a tumblr account to post this and be a part of this fandom fr….

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