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Why should I feel guilty when it was your decision to leave?

Anon

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“Play me like I’m your favorite song. I know I might not be your favorite forever, but at least I was for a moment.”

— Unknown

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avatar: the last airbender x text posts: part 2/?

part 1

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Me- you gotta unlock the door for me to leave. You trying to kidnap me?

Ex fwb- huh-oh, noo.

Me- your gf wouldnt like that very much

Ex fwb- oh yeah if i kidnapped you she wouldn't get mad at me, she'd get mad at you.

Me- you right. She'd kill me. Not my fault im, how did you say it? More durable and flexible?

Ex fwb- *dies of laughter*

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Garfield is my favorite color

my d&d group

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Maybe it would have been better if no one had stopped me back then.

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Nae Nae on the monster

This was in the first official session of our Monster of the Week campaign. The Mundane is investigating a monster attack in the woods.

Me (GM): Alright. Roll plus Sharp to see if you can find the site of the attack.

Mundane: *rolls an 11*

Me (ooc): *joking* You solve the mystery. You discover everything.

Mundane (ooc): The monster has been weeked

Me (ooc): *paraphrasing a comedian* You killed it by peeing on it while doing Gangnam Style

Mundane (ooc): Hit the nae nae and commit monster murder

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I need this rn

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dhmis, but dressed up as Ouran High School Host club. I said what I said.

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You know, I didn’t expect to be arguing with cards when I started actually looking into witchcraft, but here we are. (Yes, I did just get called out by a deck of tarot cards. No I would not like to talk about it. They told me not to use them for what I asked but I only have the one deck.)

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A smiled a little, though they had blood dripping from their busted lip. “It’s a fine line between love and hate. And you, are in love with me.” The gun pointed at A’s head lowered ever so slightly 

“Explain.” B was quiet, clearly contemplating the words that had fallen from A’s lips. I mean, they couldn’t stand each other. How could B possibly be in love with A? 

“You have had countless opportunities to kill me or take me in. Seen me at clubs, or in the city. But you never did. You watched me, eyes wandering my body. Even stepped up when people wouldn’t take no for an answer at the club. And don’t think I don’t remember getting drugged and you taking me home. Face it, B. You love me, and you have for months. You’re just scared.”

Could it be possible? B’s job was to kill A.. Had been for months, as a hired assassin. B lowered the gun slowly, turning around and walking out of the abandoned warehouse without a word. They had to think about this.

Person A: “You wont kill me.”

Person B: “What makes you so sure?”

Person A: “Because you’re madly in love with me.”

Person B: “…..Come again?”

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I may regret saying this because i havent in years, but this is my new otp

♪ I'll be anything but ordinary! ♪

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