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im so confused, im sorry i think i had an aneurysm trying to read that. in the first part i thought you were saying jason is kinda kinky and likes rough sex, but at the end you said he isn't a freak and is vanilla- im sorry im just so confused

Tw for sex talk but what fanon only Jason Todd stans would know if they bothered to read his comics is that Jason actually DOES have kinks and they're rough sex(Rose in Future State),pegging(implied with Artemis by the official Rhato artist)and even daddy kink like they're always talking about with Roy,Slade,Black Mask and even his own goddamn dad and older brother but it manifests in the recieving end(shown for a split sec in Lost Days).It's also canon incest is one of his limit's(saying he's grossed out at kissing any of his four brothers)and that he kills sexual abusers and pedophiles(pushing a sex ring runner off a roof as Robin and targeting a creepy teacher with that as the basis).But then they can't make 'daddy issues' jokes about him the way they want or have him brag about fucking Talia to violate Damian's boundries as a literal child over nothing or especially not guiltlessly ship him with Stephanie since if they have meet anywhere pre-Rhato he'd be in his 20s and her a minor and Kon and all of Tim's exes other than Steph are still minors.You can't call 'vibes' or 'coping' on him,he's straight up said he dosen't do dark kinks-Jason Todd's not a freak in the sheets,he's just a guy who fucks with vanilla flavors added

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Him in his AK suit just does something to me...

(it just works...)

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ok wait guys what about jason todd who gets reader to wear a remote control vibrator to a wayne gala and absolutely tortures her until the night is over and jason fucks her in the back of the batmobile to spite bruce for making him come to the gala in the first place...

would yall read it or is it bs cuz idk i need help deciding

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STOP THEY DID HIM SO FUCKING DIRTY IN THE PIC ON HIS GRAVE

Cover for TASK FORCE Z #12

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lazy

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Jason Todd taking you on vacation.

that's all.

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Silly boy 💖

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i did write a lil bit more, and there's probably more on the way ‼️‼️

Jason todd as your roommate would steal your underwear and jerk off with them. or or or hear me out, he'd wear them go into your room and hump one of your pillows.

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like smokes weed pretty frequently, for me personally it's prescribed, but yeah ‼️

Can anyone send me things about Jason so I can give my opinion on it? thanks. I want to talk about him.

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Adding onto this

Tw smut? kinda? kinda pervy Jason. NC

He's fucking filthy. He knows it's wrong. So goddamn wrong, but he can't help watching you sleep. he'll even sleep in your bed when you're not around. Sometimes, when he's watching you sleep, and your ass or your tits come just a little bit out of the covers- even though they're covered by your pajamas. He'd just get so fucking hard. Painfully hard, and the poor boy can't help but jerk off as he's watching you sleep. If he knows your a heavy sleeper he'll sometimes slip into your bed and hump your ass just to get off. And fuck he knows it's just so God damn wrong. You could wake up at any moment and catch him.

One night, while he slipped under your covers as he was grinding on your ass, he thought he woke you up because you let out a mixture of a moan and a whimper. He couldn't stop himself from cumming right then and there, just at the sound of you. He quickly tries to roll over, and get off your bed while he's in the middle of his orgasm. He was so scared. He was scared you'd scream at him, slap him, kick him out. He was scared that he wouldn't be able to see you. He was scared he'd loose you. The thought of losing you scared him. Not just the things he would do without your knowledge, but how you would always take care if him when he was injured. How you were still so patient and forgiving whenever he would push you away. He was in absolute shock when you were asleep. He slipped back under the covers and ran his fingers through your hair ever so gently. He just loved you so much, but he didn't know how to show it without scaring you off

Jason todd as your roommate would steal your underwear and jerk off with them. or or or hear me out, he'd wear them go into your room and hump one of your pillows.

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Jason todd as your roommate would steal your underwear and jerk off with them. or or or hear me out, he'd wear them go into your room and hump one of your pillows.

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I can hear you overthinking from here, Boy Wonder…

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shoutout arkham knight for making robin jason so pretty

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i do not condone smoking, but as a smoker i must say, smoking with Jason right after sex, him blowing smoke into your mouth, smoking as he watches you get yourself off (personal experience, very hot), smoking with him in-between rounds, just, yes.

i don't really smoke; it's just not my thing (#sensitivethroat #moreofadrinker). but i would be lying if i said i haven't thought about it. i've never been high without being drunk, so i don't actually know what it feels like on its own, but a lot of people describe it as mellowing them out, and idk i feel like a man like jason might need that. just the eensiest bit. a little bit of that green to make some of his anxiety melt away.

although, i'm not sure he'd even do it bc i image he likes being able to stay alert. but if he did, he def stops the moment he feels a little floaty and tries to sober up. BUT!!! in a no capes au!! i could see it, sexy stoner with a shit ton of lore who's super smart and really chill but also hella built and fucks like he lives at the playboy mansion. i get it, i get you.

college au plug!jason fwb? hmm. i would write it but i've never interacted with a "plug" in my life. so. i'll safe that for the experts!

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i hate a good 99% of y’alls face claims for jason. like i’m sorry but they suck and put me off of reading so many fics which sucks especially when the plot looks interesting. the second i see matthew daddario i’m scrolling away with the quickness. that man does not give jason, nothing about him screams jason todd, yall just saw him in a leather jacket and lost your minds. let him (and jensen ackles) go.

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opinion on stoner!Jason ??

Can anyone send me things about Jason so I can give my opinion on it? thanks. I want to talk about him.

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HDBDHSIWI ITS A NEED TO GET HIGH WITH JAY AND HAVE HIM BLOW THE SMOKE INTO YOUR MOUTH.

mentions of smoking

just a thought but jason todd getting high with you whenever you're stressing out. nothing serious, just a little smoke to ease your nerves. except you can't handle the smoke on your own, so jason has to baby you. he'll inhale it first and then pull you into a kiss and let you inhale the remaining smoke from his mouth. a wonderful excuse to kiss you, but you feel better afterwards, nonetheless.