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Pyrrha: You need to be pinned down and cherished.

Blake: Absolutely fucking treasured.

Pyrrha: Utterly adored.

Jeanne: *Blushing so hard she's oveeheating* Y-ou can't just say things like thaaaaaat!

Pyrrha and Blake: *High five*

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just started RWBY and she!! is!! my!! queen!! I’m starting season 3 in a bit, I can’t wait to see more of her, I LOVE HER!!!!

(lowkey another fave of mine is Cinder, ugh I’m a sucker for her voice, seriously)

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I kinda want a milp shirt now.

If you’ve been wondering where I’ve been, I’ve been setting up a Redbubble!!

Ever wanted one of the stupid shorts I put on someone? Now you can have it! Ever wanted stickers of the RWBY kids being silly? Now you can have it!

Seriously, if yall could just check it out it would mean the world to me. Please and thank you 🙏

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Neptune:You ever look at your woman and think you could do better?

Jaune: No. I'm dating pyrrha nikos. She's amazing every way. I'm lucky she even lets me talk to her. I wake every day thinking she'll realize she can do way better, but Im so thankful she still chooses me. I'm gonna give her everything I can, and hopefully, and it's not enough, I'll find a way to get it for her. I love her, and her happiness means so much to me. So I'll always strive to make her life better.

Neptune: *crying* fuckin nerd.

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Pyrrha thinks while looking at a shirtless Jaune. She licks her lips

' looking at all the hard work he and I have done sculpting his body. Mmm, i wanna just kiss and lick every muscle that we trained up'

Pyrrha continues staring and smiling, and then a thought hits her.

'WAIT a second, I'm his girlfriend! I can do that!'

She grabs jaune from behind and begins to snack on her tasty blonde

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Pyrrha: As you can see with this chart, I have all his best qualities ranked. Here is a list of all his surprisingly useful skills. Just this past week, he fixed my skirt with his sewing skills, and he cooked dinner for the team twice. Built some shelves in our closets. Also, he's helping ren build a farm on the roof of the building.

Some fool starts backing away.

Pyrrha: no no no. You asked so you have to stay and listen.

Some fool: Seriously, what do you see in that guy?

Pyrrha: *produces thick notebook labelled "Jaune"*

Pyrrha: You cannot imagine how well-prepared I am to answer that question.

For Pyrrha, any excuse to talk about the most specialest boy in the whole wide world is a good excuse

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Weiss talking to team JN_R after they she caught nora sneaking around with a platypus.

Weiss: Honestly, you three are so weird. I swear pyrrha is the only normal and sane person on your team.

JN_R, stop and really think about that statement.

Jaune thinking about how after only knowing Pyrrha a few weeks she said she'd cut a bitch for him.

Nora thinks about how she laughs creepily in her sleep and knows the words to several songs that involve cannibalism.

Ren thinks about when she saw jaune getting hit around in a fight caused her to moan lowly and smile.

They all collectively look together as weiss walks off as she finished her rant.

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Ruby: Wow, jaune you're really getting better.

Weiss: i begrudgedly admit that you have improved a great deal.

Blake: Weiss it's fine to admit jaune has done well.

Jaune: Thanks, girls. I really appreciate it, but honestly, pyrrha is to thank. I mean she really rubs me off.

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Yang: Do you mean she rubbed off on you. Right?

Jaune blushing: um yeah absolutely. Um, okay, go to go. Bye.

Jaune walks away, hurried.

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Shady guy: Huh, funny, your friend didn't tell you that he used to run drugs across the bored.

Jaune: You were a drug runner?

Ren: You were a forger?

Blake: You were a drug runner?

Ren: You were a terrorist. I can do this all night.

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Yang relaxing after beating some beowolfs. Suddenly, an ursa major appears.

Yang: WAIT. Before we get started, i have something to tell you.

Ursa major stops and looks.

Yang (whispering) : I'm all out of honey.

Ursa major hits yang through a tree.

Yang: I thought it was funny!

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Qrow throwing jaune to the ground in training.

Qrow: Alright, kid. You are still projecting your attacks, making it easy to counter. If you finally get me in the next 5 rounds, I won't make your run till you vomit.

Jaune: You know usally i respond better with positive reenforcement. You know like "hey good job, but you could try better by doing this". Not this gruff and sad old guy routine. Maybe give it a shot?

Qrow: No can do kid. But I can offer you 6 lien and a xanax.

Jaune (thinking) : How the hell did ruby and yang survive with him as an uncle.

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Weiss (whispering): Okay let's mov-

Jaune: Shh

Weiss: Did you just shush me

Jaune: Shh

Jaune: ✋️👆✊️👈🤙👍

Weiss: What does that mean. I'm right next to you. Just talk to me

Jaune: I'm going to cause a distraction while you go run and get help.

Weiss: ughh whatever

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Weiss looking down at jaune running around the court yards.

Weiss: What do you think he listens to on his runs?

Yang: Knowing him, probably dad rock or some nerdy podcast. Why are curious about it?

Weiss: I'm not sure. He just looks happy when running so I was wondering.

Meanwhile while jaunes running.

Jaune: Uh, let's go to the beach-each. Let's go get a wave. They say what they gonna say. Have a drink, clink, found the Bud Light. Bad bitches like me is hard to come by.

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New commission from @pilot-boi! It’s so great!