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wizard-collector · 21 days ago
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I have too much fun with this man
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wizard-collector · 21 days ago
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pov: the player just discovered they can strip everyone to their underwear with (almost) zero consequence
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wizard-collector · 24 days ago
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Gale, in true Baggins spirit, having to fight off his insufferable neighbors from auctioning off everything in his tower back in Waterdeep after six months of absence and assumed death via being sucked into a huge tentacled ship in the sky
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wizard-collector · 1 month ago
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Demolished this fic the moment I saw the notification!! You did so good!
Gale broke up with his ex, Mystra, over a year ago and it's time to do something about the horrible tattoo she gave him.
This prompt brought to you by @ithinkitsabanksy , who so very kindly let me take it and try to run with it. This is my first try at a modern AU:
A Cover-Up
https://archiveofourown.org/works/65588521
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wizard-collector · 2 months ago
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Not to be dramatic or anything but you’re so amazing 😭
modern au Gale where instead of a ravenous netherese orb constantly festering in his chest it’s a tattoo Mystra (in her DIY ink master era) did for him that just healed really really poorly and keeps bothering him because the lines are super shaky and amateur.
……modern au Gale that goes to a Tattoo Artist Tav/Durge to get a cover up.
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wizard-collector · 2 months ago
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modern au Gale where instead of a ravenous netherese orb constantly festering in his chest it’s a tattoo Mystra (in her DIY ink master era) did for him that just healed really really poorly and keeps bothering him because the lines are super shaky and amateur.
……modern au Gale that goes to a Tattoo Artist Tav/Durge to get a cover up.
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wizard-collector · 2 months ago
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Ultimate vampiric maaaaaaaaastah
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wizard-collector · 4 months ago
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If you give one hundred billion monkeys a lever inside of a box, how many hotel rooms before the razor types that the two guards have green eyes?
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