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FUCK I SPILLED THE PLAGUE JUICE
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Someone asked me to brew them a "baja blast."
Did I do it right?
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Sometimes I think about Zalbo The Unpredictable and the 792 Englishmen and two goats he has locked in his catacombs
#wizardposting#wizard#random thoughts#magic#catacombs#Englishmen#How did they get in there?#Do they want to leave???
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The wizard council has come for me. Just wait till they see my Skinkle, I'll be out in no time.
#wizardposting#wizard#wizard council#You can't contain me#I will be free#My time will come#Just wait
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YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL WIZZARD DAD!
Alright, I'm tired of these secrets! I'm tired of lies! I'm revealing an ancient secret long kept by the wizard council.
Not a single wizard, none, can cast any form of teleportation spell. They don't exist. It's just time stopping spells repurposed with a little bit of flair.
We just walk everywhere man. I'm tired of this shit.
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I cast hangnail that's too short to bite off but too long to ignore!
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Alright, I'm tired of these secrets! I'm tired of lies! I'm revealing an ancient secret long kept by the wizard council.
Not a single wizard, none, can cast any form of teleportation spell. They don't exist. It's just time stopping spells repurposed with a little bit of flair.
We just walk everywhere man. I'm tired of this shit.
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Adding "excellent corvid" to my compendium
Ominous..
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Once I perfect casting neon cock it's over for you fuckers
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