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An update I received about problematic-polls:

Hey, I've gotten an update from problematic polls, tumblr doesn't respond to their appeals or anything like it, they're not likely to return.

I not quite sure how else to communicate this to the bigger following so if you could somehow let people know it'd be appreciated from us both.

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You get a working death note

But

The curse of you dying a horrible death is also working

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A pokemon of your choice becomes real and you’re their trainer

But

You have to suck off Meowth first

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Would you press the button if:

You gained the ability to melt and move around like a puddle

BUT

You have to drink a bubbling green serum

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You can shapeshift freely and do modifications to others if they consent

But

You have to marry Elon Musk and can’t kill/divorce him

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You get a super power of your choice But

You must fight evil at least once a week with powers that are a match for yours

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Would you press the button if:

You can create any mod you wish for any video game you'd like, with no time or effort. It simply materializes into being, assets and coding and all. They're compatible with whatever other mods you wish, and never contain bugs.

BUT

Every mod you make is published publicly, and an annoying asshole (according to your tastes) gets all the credit for them, using this success to platform a career. They don't hurt anybody with this power or fame, but they're incredibly annoying about it and very prolific in the community of every affected game. You never stop hearing about them.

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You get a free pizza with your favorite toppings

But

There is a one extra topping and it’s something you really don’t like and you’d have to pick them off to enjoy the pizza

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Upside:

You can create songs/song mashups/etc directly from your brain to a high fidelity audio track.

Downside:

You can no longer shuffle your music. Even for tumblr games and stuff. It’s playlist order, album order, or bust.

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You’d become the main and most beloved character of a new popular game/show/movie/ect.

but

You have the most horribe things happen to you and you hate all the characters you get shipped with.

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Would you press the button if:

You have the power to control time

BUT

You are forced to prevent paradoxes on a regular basis

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Would you press the button if:

You could summon working wings from your back at will, of any appearance you'd like

BUT

You can only eat your least favourite foods and drink exclusively water for the rest of your life

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Would you press the button if:

You become an inspiration for a generation of people due to an accomplishment of your choice

BUT

A brand new war crime is named after you

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Would you press the button if:

You'd have 3 clones of yourself with whom you share a telepathic link

BUT

If one dies, you all die

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Would you press the button if:

All animals implicitly like and trust you unless you go out of your way to hurt them. Even mosquitos and wasps will not bite/sting you.

BUT

You have to be vegan, and any non-vegan foods make you throw up. Even just a little splash of milk.

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will you press the button if:

your late pet comes back to life and has several healthy years more to live

BUT

they forget all about you, live somewhere far away, and you have no idea how they're doing

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Would you press the button if:

You are with the love of your life

BUT

If you say the word "fuck" you lose your lover forever