#descendants incorrect quotes

[kybee1497]

Descendants Incorrect Quotes - 1/?

[hannahhook7744]

"YOU FOUGHT HIM WITH A WHAT?!"

-An Auradon Kid to A Villain Kid at some point.

(They sorely underestimate the villain kids' ability to be able to turn anything into a weapon).

[fandomnerd9602]

Audrey rubs the lamp and genie Y/N appears...

Y/N: I'm here! So what are your wishes?

Audrey: I wish for you to love me for all eternity

Y/N: no can do

Audrey: what? (tears up)

Y/N: I can't answer a wish that's already come true

Audrey lightly punches Y/N in the arm...

Audrey: you scared me

Y/N pulls into a kiss, Audrey giggles happily...

[not-logan-paul]

I'm playing Jane in Descendants the Musical, so here are some Descendants characters as things I've heard recently

Ben: Why can't I be a Latina woman?

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Jane: There's Gary, which is BASICALLY a J name

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Doug: I can muppet

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Evie: I'm so upset that I didn't New York

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Carlos: HEY GUYS!

Everyone: HEY WHAT?

Carlos: I LOVE YOU GUYS

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Mal: I CANNOT say metaphorically enough

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Jay: I am not a woman, but it still made me look submissive

[fandomidiot]

Carlos: hey babe. The kids you're in charge of from the Isle didn't show up to Remedial Goodness this morning

Jay: I know. I pulled them out to teach them how to do backflips

Carlos: what?! Jay we're supposed to be teaching them valuable life lessons

Jay: I have been

Carlos: like???

Jay: how to do backflips! Have you not been listening?!

[telli1206]

Jay:  Mal, we know you’re in love with them.

Mal:  I’m not in love with Evie, ok? Just shut up!

Carlos:  We never said who.

Mal: .....

Mal: Fuck, ok. Hold on. JUST LISTEN-

[ceilingpancake]

I Just Got Casted in Descendants, so Here are Things That Happened as Descendants Characters

Mal: Is communion that shit where you eat Jesus?

Ben: …sure

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Fairy Godmother: *sigh* a peanut butter cracker is NOT a kazoo-

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Jay: I just befriended 5 dentists. One step closer to befriending aliens

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Carlos: There’s a weird thing in theater where everyone’s always just… boiling children?

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Jane: *looking at Lonnie* Oh! my sexuality! What happened?

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Jay: BOIL THE CHILDREN!

[dragoneyes618]

Uma: Did you tell anybody we're engaged?

Harry: Yes, Uma, I have no self control and I told everyone we're engaged.

Uma: Okay, no need to be sarcastic.

Harry: No, seriously, I have no self control and I told everyone we're engaged.

[supercalafradalistic]

Y/n: yawns Evie: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring. Y/n: Then you must be exhausted. Carlos: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

[chimerazodiac]

Jay: *fake bows* Thank you, Sergeant Sarcasm

Mal: Anytime, Comrade Comeback

Jay: Indeed, Soldier Stupidity

Mal: Always your friend, Doctor Dickhead

Jay: Whenever you want, Miss Motherfucker

Mal: Always available, Dictator Dumbfuck

Evie/Carlos: WOULD YOU TWO PLEASE JUST SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY?!

[the-anxiety-academy]

Maleficent: Here's the medicine you asked for.

Maleficent: *dumps 3 shopping bags of wine on the table*

Cruella: ...Thanks.

[kybee1497]

Descendants Incorrect Quotes - 2/?

[hexenwrites]

Chad: Hey, I'm going to tell Mal you're single. Ben: Do not do that. Chad: She's not going to ask about it otherwise! Ben: Chad, don't even- Mal, entering: Chad, why the heck did you call me? We talked an hour ago! Chad: Ben's single Mal:

[fandomnerd9602]

Audrey sits on her bed...

Audrey: does he love me? I wish I knew for certain.

Y/N appears in a cloud of magic...

Y/N: did someone say wish? I think your personal genie can help

Audrey: do you love me? yes or no.

Y/N: Audrey no words could describe how I feel about you. All i know is that you're my happy ending

Audrey: (giggles) and you're mine.

[not-logan-paul]

I just got cast as Jane in Descendants the Musical, so heres some Decendants Characters as some quotes I've heard recently

Ben: That is ILLEGAL

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Jay: I just had a thought that I CANNOT share with the class

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Evie: Well you didn't wake up on the right side of the bed this morning

Carlos: I didn't even wake up on the bed

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Mal: I am going to murder a small child

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Chad: Did you just ate a rock?

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Audrey: This quote book is the only thing I can commit to

[fandomidiot]

Carlos: Jay, have you seen the twins?

Jay: uh, no. Why?

Carlos: we're doing some exercises in remedial goodness about helping each other conquer our fears.

Jay: psssh that's easy

Carlos: really? how so?

Jay: I used to be scared of the dark. My dad took out the light bulb and locked me in my room for the night. Come morning, I wasn't afraid of the dark

Carlos: ....babe do you need a hug?

Jay: desperately.