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wrongweaponsdrawn · 10 hours ago

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Tippet (tries to) roast The Narrator

(Source: Medieval Diss Track FULL SONG, by Vanegood, link here)

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wrongweaponsdrawn · 1 day ago

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The detectives debate the months of the year

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wrongweaponsdrawn · 2 days ago

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"After all your posturing, all your little speeches, you're nothing but a common thief!”

— Tippet, bloody offended, probably gasping too

(Source: Holly Gennero McClane, Die Hard)

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wrongweaponsdrawn · 3 days ago

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-Purple detective at the airport

(Source: the homie with an extra chromie 😼 on Instagram, link here)

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wrongweaponsdrawn · 4 days ago

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"You know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan". Even if the plan is horrifying. If tomorrow I tell the press that, say, a criminal will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics. Because it's all "part of the plan". But when I say that one little old duke will die... Well then everyone loses their bloody minds!"

- the narrator

(Source: The Joker, The Dark Knight)

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wrongweaponsdrawn · 5 days ago

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“Not the finest blade, nor the mightiest armour... will spare your life. From the poison of the green detective.”

—green detective

(Source: Thiollier, Elden Ring: Shadow of the Erdtree)

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wrongweaponsdrawn · 6 days ago

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"Did you ever try to put a broken piece of glass back together? Even if the pieces fit, you can’t make it whole again the way it was. But if you’re clever, you can still use the pieces to make other useful things. Maybe even something wonderful, like a mosaic. Well, this party broke just like glass. And everyone’s trying to put it back together like it was, but it'll never come together in the same way." — Tippet, overdramatically

(Source: Moira Brown, Fallout 3)

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wrongweaponsdrawn · 7 days ago

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wea/pon/weapon/weapons/weaponself

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wrongweaponsdrawn · 7 days ago

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The narrator as the duck

Tippet as the girl

(Source: Exocomics)

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wrongweaponsdrawn · 8 days ago

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The red detective

excuse you, i'm doomed by the narrative? then why do i have this kickass sword. u sound jealous and ridiculous rn

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wrongweaponsdrawn · 9 days ago

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Lord Tippet: “I, too, met a wonderful woman, a Nigerian beauty, for whom I desperately tried to fund an egress to these United States. You see, she was royalty by Nigerian crown, and required merely my bank information to facilitate her transportation in dire straits. She never spoke with me again- and I'm quite sure she was a victim of some political assassination- but every time another 5,000 dollars is extracted from my savings account by an unknown benefactor... I always dream it is her.”

(Source: The Spambot Who Seduced Me: A True Story of Forbidden Love, cracked, comment)

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wrongweaponsdrawn · 10 days ago

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wrongweaponsdrawn · 11 days ago

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Tippet: …I've come to explain to you why we're going to have to put our deal on hold. We can't afford to be seen to do business with, well, whatever it is you're accused of being. A businessman of your stature will understand.

The Narrator: I think, my lord, that a simple phone call would have sufficed.

Tippet: Well, I do love Chinese food. And Duke Westlyham didn't want you to think we'd been deliberately wasting your time.

The Narrator: Just accidentally wasting it.

Tippet: [chuckle] Very good, Miss Nevermore. "Accidentally".

(Source: Lucius Fox and Lau, The Dark Knight)

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wrongweaponsdrawn · 12 days ago

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"I've been spending so much time with computers, your tears are just ones and zeroes to me." — Green Detective, tired AF

(Source: Abed Nadir, Community, "Repilot")

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wrongweaponsdrawn · 13 days ago

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Green detective

just remembered the time i tried to go into a foursquare and ended up getting chased and hunted by sparrows

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wrongweaponsdrawn · 14 days ago

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Tippet : There's a job for eight men and women, watching over a party, south of the border. Duke Westleyham: How big's the opposition? Tippet: Thirty guns. Duke: I admire your notion of fair odds, mister. (Source: The Magnificent Seven)

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wrongweaponsdrawn · 15 days ago

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The Narrator

As the Court Archmage, you know better than anyone that immortality comes at a cost. Whether through time magic, healing magic, necromancy, etc., any form of magically gained immortality comes with a serious drawback. However, this egotistical idiot of a king insists, and so you must obey...

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