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im literally so sick of werewolf people saying vampires are “bitchy” and that they cant feel love. just because vampires like to be more independent arent constantly begging to be taken for walks doesnt make them bitchy or hateful. when i was having a really bad depressive episode my vampire came up to me and started purring in my lap to make me feel better… vampires can feel love the same as any werewolf can. the whole “i hate vampires vampires vampire people are crazy” shtick is getting old

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guillermo after finding out about his van helsing heritage

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Is this how Dutch and Hosea met

Credit to Cherdleys on twitter

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I HAVE FOUND JULIAN’S JEFF GOLDBLUM LAUGH! OMG!

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The most realistic dialogue in the entire game.

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“Friends” but Ross only speaks in Animal Crossing dialogue noises accompanied by a low, ominous humming sound

Also it’s an improv dub

also featuring @chongoblog, @not-robobuddies, @marblecantus, @paper-mario-wiki

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🥀a moodboard for any of my trans fam that enjoy flowers 🥀

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Trans things that suck #1

✨✨dysphoria✨✨

hhnnngggggggggg kill me please

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happy monday trans women are women and trans lesbian are lesbians

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im heterophobic against:

yaoi fangirls

old people who voted for trump

“the a in lgbtqia stands for ally”

“im an ally but this is heterophobic”

straight white boys.. you know the ones

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rb if you hate terfs, never been a terf, or you RESPECT TRANS AND NB PEOPLE

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Ftm

Do it for:

How good you will fit and look in male clothes

How good it will feel to be able to hide those feminine curves and make them less visible

How simply you’ll be able to pass as a boy

How simple it will be to bind

How much better you will feel in your own skin

( i am not actually supporting eating disorders i am just writing down my thoughts, if you want to recover get away from my blog)

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reasons to lose weight:

- you won’t be embarrassed when people find out your weight or clothing size.

- people will use your body pictures as their thinspo.

- you can see your bones.

- you can take cute mirror selfies and not have to worry about your fat ruining the picture.

- you’ll be seen as “the skinny friend.”

- you can fit into small places easily & be better at hide-n-seek.

- you won’t have a double chin.

- people will congratulate you on your weight loss.

- all of your clothes will be baggy.

♡ you will finally love yourself. ♡

♡ you will finally love your body. ♡

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not only should killing pedophiles be legalized it should be considered a sport

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Tips for passing: transguys

(I’m a truscum get over it)

Guys, my fellow doods, not here to tell you what to do, but here’s things that help me pass and shit:

Walk confidently, feet apart, wide steps. Imagine there is a block in between your feet, walk on the sides of the block, but don’t waddle

Sit with legs apart. It gives a masculine appearance. If you cross your legs put your ankle on your knee, but act as if you have balls in between. Packers help.

Bind, with a really binder, not ace wrap or made at home ones. I did that for years and now my ribs are permanently misplaced. It hurts, it also fucked my back up. If you can’t bind try using sweaters and stuff, but I can’t help you much there :(

Wear darker colors, such as blacks, grays ,and maroon or Olive green. Try avoiding pastels and neons.

Avoid the “lesbian” cut, and the “emo” cut. As much as they look good they make us look like lesbians pre t. (Undercuts are very risky.)

As cool as it is, dyeing your hair is a big indicater that your trans. Most transtrenders dye there hair. If you do, avoid these colors, as they are most common among trenders:

Any shade of blue

Teal/aqua

Pink

Purple

Bleaching your hair in general

Don’t wear overly baggy clothes, but subtly do. If you wear trash bags it’s obvious you have a small frame, so try balancing out the baggage

Speak with a cocky tone. Not a dickish one, but a more confident tone. And at the end of your sentences try dropping your voice instead of the whole way through, girls tend to make their voices higher at the end of sentences

Wear lifts in your shoes if your short like me. Or high top shoes. Avoid converse or other flat foot shoes.

Observe the men around you, it will help you pick up on those traits.

Try to build up muclse mass, as much as you can, even just taking a jog everyday can help

Tone down drama, try not to over react as much as it sucks. Trust me, it’ll be hard

If a guy hits you, (as a joke),,hit back. Show your masculinity. Even if your not strong it helps. It makes people see you as a male more than a timid girl

As cute as they are, avoid flower crowns and pastel theme clothes. Pre T this makes you look very lesbian tbh

Wear watches, or leather bands, but try to avoid “emo” wrist bands. They make us look like emo girls.

Avoid flannels!!! I’m sorry but they have become the trender and dyke thing. :’(((((

Avoid beanies too, see above

Do try button up t shirts, they hide things, especially if they have a pattern. They also just look nice

Learn more about sports or other “manly” things, then you can have more conversation topics, of course not every guy is into stereotypical boy things, but you can definitely make alot of guy friends buy knowing these things.

Try to find natural ways to boost testosterone, like bananas for breakfast everyday boost mine before I went on T. Muclse milk can help too.

Anyways, feel free to add more, I came up with a ton, and I’ll come out with one for trans girls too!

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“you don’t need dysphoria to be trans”

Doctor: can u explain to me how u feel so I know how to diagnose u

Tucute: I just feel trans. I just know

Doctor: so u have dysphoria?

Tucute: no?? U don’t need dysphoria to be trans??? U don’t understand ur cis????

Doctor: ok u can leave now