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Crazy Reddie fic au: Eddie and Myra have a baby and Myra dies during childbirth leaving Eddie as a single father to a baby(that looks nothing like Myra🙏 yw) and after awhile he meets Richie at a coffee shop and he’s like “cool that that comedian dude” but dosent go up to him bc he doubts any comedian wants to meet a random dude with a child, but then after Richie he gets his coffee he goes up to Eddie and sits by him saying that Eddie looks “familiar” they exchange numbers and after a few meetups(which over that time eddies child{daughter} warms up to Richie almost seeing him as a second father) they realize used to be friends they were children and after they share memories Richie says something about how he “used to” have “a bit” of a crush on Eddie and eddies like “really i had a crush on you to” and they laugh about it and then Richie’s like “why dont we have a go at a date? If anything for our 13 year old selves” and Eddie agrees (on the condition that Richie pays for a babysitter for eddies daughter) and then they go on a date and fast forward a few years they get married and Richie adopts eddies daughter and they live as a happy family until Richie and Eddie get the call from mike and then they get a babysitter for their daughter and go to derry *yk what happens* and then Richie comes home to his and eddies daughter and she’s like “hi dad, where’s daddy?” And Richie starts to cry and hug her and he says “he’s not coming back”

Pls someone write this and lmk 🙏

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Richie as Greg heffley

hes so silly to imagine things with

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Mini reddie fic ig (Richie POV)

(i wrote this at 11pm and i have to wake up at 5am so didnt proof read and its really short srry, also srry it isn’t marauders)

It's a hot summer day, and Ben and Bev are happy, I’m not I honestly wish I was dead. For Ben and Beverly this is their dating anniversary, their married yet they still celebrate it. They’ve been dating five years married four, i really envy them. I really wish i got to marry him… or atleast shoot my shot. It’s been five years since we killed IT. MeanIng exactly five years since Eddie died… i barley talk to the rest “Losers” anymore, I just can’t sometimes they’re always smiling and laughing acting like Stan and Eddie aren’t dead. I know, they tell me, they tell me that Eddie and Stan would want me to be happy even though they’re gone but its hard. Stan was my best friend, and Eddie well… I loved him. I only told Ben the truth about me liking Eddie, I talk to Ben and Mike the most. After i figured out what Beverly did to Eddie i about cut her off, but didn’t. I didn’t want to start unwanted drama.

I find myself driving this day to the place i dread to go…Eddies grave. I don’t often visit it cause it never eases the pain, it just sprinkles salt in the wound. The wound being the reality that Eddie Kaspbrak is dead.

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Bro somebody tell my discord server I’m dead

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MARAUDERS ERA DISCORD SERVER

Please only join if you’ll be active

This is mainly for teenagers some adults maybe from my old server

Role-play, make friends and find people who have something in common with you

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SIRIUS BLACK DOSE NOT CRY!

HE SOBS!

DO YOU KNOW WHY HE SOBS?

BECAUSE IT IS HIS NAME!

SIRIUS ORION BLACK!

S.O.B

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America 🦅🫡

JUST FOUND THIS HEADCANNON !

regulus: “you have your-”

harry: “my mother’s eyes, i know”

regulus: “your father’s grin.”

SOBBING

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Ok I love People who make jegulus fan art for real but, for the love of the marauders can you please stop making reg feminine especially for the people who head-cannon regulus as trans, I mean any trans male would they not wanna look more masculine? I don’t understand. I also don’t understand if you make him a midget like why is he 2ft when james is 6ft? And if you look it up most things you look at (that aren’t comments on a random Reddit post) say Regulus is 5’11 and james is 5’8, I don’t really care if regulus is like a inch or a few inches shorter but a few feet is a stretch **im really sorry if this comes off as mean I guess people will just find another reason to hate me but that’s fine**

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The gay dude that looks like he could be a librarian?

The sluttiest thing a man can do is be Remus Lupin.

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A MISUNDERSTOOD MARY MACDONALD POST :)

if you see this: tell me why you followed me

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America 🦅🫡

*The Balck brothers speaking French*

James: *Literally melts on the spot and finds it extremely hot*

Remus: Shut the fuck up, I don't speak croissant.

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The gay looking librarian dude?

you know, we hear "Remus Lupin is straight!" "James Potter is straight!" but I don't think we ever heard that the Black Brothers are straight

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Crayon looking cigarette? He would lit pull out a package of the dollartree of brand crayons and would try and smoke it

barty crouch would stare you down as he lit a crayon looking cigarette and his eyes were bloodshot

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When ur teacher says highlight 2 important parts of this picture but you phone does it for u

Link to the artist of this: https://www.instagram.com/p/CxNz4t9rwB0/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

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YES IT DID

At 2 IN THE MORNING 🫡😀

BRO I FOLLOWED U EXACTLY AS U DID ME

TELEPATHY

MY MIND IS LITERALLY BLOWN

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I know right

INSANITY

BRO I FOLLOWED U EXACTLY AS U DID ME

TELEPATHY

MY MIND IS LITERALLY BLOWN

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BRO I FOLLOWED U EXACTLY AS U DID ME

TELEPATHY

MY MIND IS LITERALLY BLOWN