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The Book Of The Glob

No one says they published it. No one buys it. No one sells it.

So why do people keep finding copies?

Kindly let me know your theories. I myself am wondering about Skippy De Vega being involved.

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As a person that grew up with original Scooby Doo, the evolution of Fred in media has been interesting. Originally kind of a generic leader, he's turned into a loveable slightly obsessive guy.

"Looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!"

Fred Jones, one of the sweetest guys anyone could ever meet.

(I struggled with this one a lot because I kept changing my mind with every line, here's one of the original sketches)

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"Bob" Dobbs sighting

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DOCTOR WHO | 2.04: LUCKY DAY + TEXT POSTS

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MONEY MIND MEGA-METHOD

OK Motherbuckers, it's time to get with the program and get RICH and FAMOUS with the Money Mind Mega Method! Are you ready for Omniwealth, or are you still stuck without Cash Consciousness?

For that matter maybe you want to get IN on the best in Spiritual Economics by buying AND contributing to the Vault of Slack! https://www.vaultofslack.com/

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Ask Doctor Hal In Two Weeks!

What cosmic mysteries await? What troubles you?

At the Ask Doctor Hal show, Hal can answer your mysteries, untrouble your troubles, and soothe your mind!

Come on by May 18th, 6 PM PST, 9 PM EST!

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Theologic Flow.

Remember, "Bob" filters out the destructive forces of Un-gods like JHVH-1, converting them to useful Sales Particles so they can enter the Planetary Exobrain to turn into Prophetic Investments!

You can invest in Dobbs by sending money to https://www.SubGenius.com/

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Give them names to, see if that helps.

New idea anyone can take to sell at witchy vending events: pet rocks

Seriously, just bring a bunch of random rocks and put them up for adoption and see if anyone buys them.

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Fight Oligarchy, Fight the Republican Fascists. #Canada

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BEHOLD THE FUTURE!

In 2718 the Omicron Epsilon, The Time Intersection, will give us a chance to reshape the Solar System. Behold the future form, praise the many manifestations of "Bob"!

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Get Cosmic

Adsorb a new cosmology every day! Cosmosmosis!

Why have just one?

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The Map Isn’t The Territory But It Is Art

For those of you familiar with my art work, you know I love surrealism and I love mashup work. Re-purposing art, finding combinations, and following my inspiration to create strange yet somehow insightful work. There’s a spiritual element to it as I’ve written about before, this kind of art seems to open a connection to something deeper, to part of the real me.

One of the things I’ve gotten into lately (early 2025) is creating “spiritual maps” using my surrealist mashup approach. You know those kind of things, attempts to portray cosmology or ethics or meditation as some kind of chart, or map, or other visual aid? We’ve all seen them, ranging from breathtaking creation to confusing charts that leave us feeling less enlightened (or possibly ripped off).

Well, I make parodies of them, with ideas of “Reincarnation Shards” or the “Primordial Historical Omniworld.” Complex diagrams (using repurposed art) and strange terminology that look like what you’d expect, but are mostly nonsense.

There’s something compelling about these “Spiritual Maps.” Creating my own surreal, parodic ones is both creatively stimulating, but compelling. I have multiple books on religion and alchemy, some of which (like Taschen’s Alchemy and Mysticism) are JUST metaphysical diagrams - and those are incredible to look through. Humans like taking the ineffable and putting it into lines and colors and shapes - even if our goal is to just sell some crappy book on the mystical.

(Honestly, some spiritual grifters are probably at least having FUN when they create their bullshit).

And while doing my work, I have come to understand something about the human mind. We humans do love visual portrayals of things. We love the symmetry and the detail, we love the use of colors and shapes. When that thing is spiritual, there’s something even more to it, that sense of a piece of art that takes us to something bigger.

In the classic “The Tao That Can Be Spoken Isn’t The True Tao” I know we can’t portray the truth on maps. Maps are just that, they’re not the territory, they’re not reality. A map is at best a guide or an inspiration - but those art important. More importantly, they’re inspiring when they’re ART.

A spiritual map that’s a few lines might not be inspiring (I Ching aside). But when a spiritual map is artistic, if it has those colors and lines and extras and details that inspire, then it’s exceptionally powerful. Art, in it’s forms, is critical to spirituality as it helps us connect thought, emotions, and the universe together. A good spiritual map that is also art can be amazingly effective - as long as we don’t take it too seriously.

When I make these parody maps I find it compelling even when I know it’s nonsense. I get why they can be addictive and compelling.

It’s funny, having started doing some surreal parody of ridiculous and graffiti spirituality, I find myself having these deep insights. The maps matter to us as long as we “grasp them little,” and I can see how powerful they are - all while basically messing around.

Art and spirituality aren’t far apart, no matter the kind. Which I may address next column.

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I bought some iron on letters for another project, but decided my battle jacket needed an upgrade.

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TRUTH AND ART

Art is Subjective. "Bob" is so completely subjective he manages to be both art AND truth. He's that point between Truth and Subjectivity where he's BOTH. Impossible? That's why he's TRUE.

It's also true that you can send money to https://www.subgenius.com/

For that matter you can also send and spend at:

https://www.patreon.com/dobbstown

https://www.vaultofslack.com/

https://askdrhalshow.com/

https://slackradio.shop/

https://amotc.net/

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Ask Doctor Hal!

Ask Doctor Hal is your chance to get answers to unanswerable, see the unimaginable, and meet your fellow SubGenii! The next show is May 18th! Take a load off and become enlightened!

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