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ARC TROOPER ECHO | The right thing to do “No matter what, we are united. Rule one: We fight together.”

Bonus:

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His scomp wasn’t working well because he didn’t have his headset to help compute the process

*sad sounds*

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Get everyone to Tantiss? Echo

Safely avoiding authentication? Echo

Getting a hand? Echo

Turning Emerie to their side? Echo

Getting shit done? Echo

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Rex is teaching the 501st about galactic culture

Rex: "Cultural diffusion is when culture spreads. Can anyone think of an example of something that has spread throughout the galaxy?"

Five: "Jam."

Rex: "Uh, well, I guess...."

Echo : "Because it's 'spread' throughout the galaxy." 😎

Rex: ...

Fives: ...

Echo: ...

Rex: "Get out."

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Fun Fact: Togrutas are capable of echolocation

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Thinking about Omega and Project Necromancer.

- if project necromancer eventually creates Rey's father (Dathan?)

- and Rey's father is a strandcast clone using Palpatine's DNA mixed with other genes to create a desired result (aka force sensitivity)

- and Omega's blood has the right Midichlorian binder or whatever

- some of the strandcast DNA must have come from Omega

- therefore, Omega is Rey's grandmother.

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Wait... if Ventress was apprenticed to Dooku...

and Omega receives training from Ventress...

does that make Omega part of the Disaster Lineage™?

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let's face it, Obi-Wan is only a stickler for the rules in comparison to Anakin. this guy thought lightsaber nunchucks were cool as a teenager and jumping out of politicians windows was cool as an adult. he regularly sasses the chancellor of the republic. he saw Anakin and Padmé being super obvious and decided it was none of his business. he sits pussy facing the world in important meetings. hes's a lonely single in your area. he won one (1) fight against a sith lord and decided they were his speciality despite getting his ass handed to him by Dooku multiple times. he's annoying on purpose as a battle strategy. every man he meets desires him carnally and he doesn't notice. he puts one foot on Han Solos ship and is like "damn bitch you live like this" despite having spent 20 years in a desert hole. he gets himself killed to one-up Vader one last time. he's winning the idgaf war

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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

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In B4: Carrie-Anne Moss's character is the actual villain.

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"Sometimes in war, it's hard to be the one that survives."

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I thought it was tech until the vibroblade came out and he started kicking. Now I'm in the cody contingent.

May the Force be with us all.

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😂

When Percy asks Poseidon if he ever dreams about Percy’s mom, the whole gamut of emotions flashing across his face is wonderfully expressive …& impressive.

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I would kill for three super buff guys doing a fates cosplay.

[She] held up the snippet of blue yarn—and I knew it was the same one I'd seen four years ago, the lifeline I'd watched them snip. I had thought it was my life. [...] They'd been showing me the life that would have to be sacrificed to set things right. — The Last Olympian; Chapter 20

PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS 1.05 • A God Buys Us Cheeseburgers

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Grover: no guys really i'll be fine Annabeth and Percy: *very loud protesting and sobbing* Grover: you guys go on Annabeth and Percy: *wailing noises getting farther away* Grover: oh no whatever shall i do Grover: certainly not psychological warfare