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That. Was. Me.

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Someone I hate: WHY ARE YOU NOT RETURNING MY CALLS?!?!

Me: I can explain.

Someone I hate: THEN EXPLAIN!!!!!

Me: I like my ringtone.

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Tell me your score. #DIRTYMINDEDFREAKS.

....bet you saw this b4 though...

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Me: Mom. Where are you?

Mom: Leaving WalMart, I'm heading home. Why sweetie?

Me: You fuckin brought me to WalMart with you. -_-

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My Life Status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin.

Da Internet

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An apple a day keeps anyone away. If you throw it hard enough.

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read.on.

BOOM.

Mom: What was that?!

Me: My shirt fell.

Mom: Well, it sounded a lot heavier than that.

Me: I was in it.

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For my thick-headed friends.

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...crack a smile...