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spnblr literally the definition of ‘i don’t care what we do i’m just happy to spend time with you” we have literally 0 evidence of a revival, the show has been dead for nearly half a decade, we KNOW anything to come from it won’t be Good, and yet.. i see all my mutuals still active and wow i’m having so much fun :3

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everythings so fucked. castiel should be on my screen discussing the latest episode of love island and that he’s been watching wax cutting videos on dean’s laptop while he sleeps. man.

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In my heart of hearts, Eric kripke introduces Misha Collins to The Boys AS Castiel the Angel from SupernaturalTM and it’s an entire episode dedicated to Cas trying to figure out where the fuck he is because it’s not his earth?? And there’s typical The Boys stuff happening in snippets in the background but we’re only focused on Cas trying to hunt whatever monster brought him here or find Sam and Dean for help or contact Jack/Heaven/other angels. He interacts with Soldier Boy and Jarpad’s characters but not once is it acknowledged that they’re played by the same actors as Sam and Dean -they do, however, have a moment where Cas is lamenting about Dean specifically (not even outright saying blunt stuff like “oh he’s the love of my life” but just like. Gushing about him being a good guy and how stubborn he is and funny etc etc) and Soldier Boy makes some kind of comment about always being shocked that being gay is more accepted now and they have uncomfortably long eye contact about it as SB is bathed in bisexual lighting in a bar or something and then never speak about it again. The episode ends with Cas finding out that none of this is real and it’s a fever dream he’s been placed in by the Empty to stop him from being annoying again. Eric Kripke himself plays the shadow this time. The last few minutes of the episode are Jensen Ackles, now playing Dean Winchester, tearing the empty apart to rescue Cas. The credits roll and at the very end, after everything has faded to black, Rob Benedict’s voice over says “Previously on Supernatural,” thus revealing a SPN season 16 revival.

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Supernatural has been off air for 1/3 the amount of time it was on

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taking too long i’m waterboarding him with the hot sauces until he gives in

hot ones except it’s just eric kripke alone in a room being forced to eat hotter and hotter wings until he agrees to start making season 16

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SUPERNATURAL REBOOT LOOKING AS REAL AS EVER. SOMETHING'S COOKING TRUST

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the destiel posting last night and today caused this btw. if we continue this beautiful destiel summer they'll both be dead by august. and zohran will be mayor

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Get your ass back to Vancouver

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if supernatural was airing rn we could have had jack and claire introduce themselves as agents carpenter and roan. evil and fucked up

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I still can't believe Dean took the angel blade right from the inside of Cas's sleeves. What the fuck. And then he proceeded to not stab him with it even under the strongest and most ancient magic of all time. Wut. Wtf.

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it’s so interesting to me that jack chooses to say “i’m a winchester” because like. obviously he’s thinking of like, all the parental figures around him (sam, dean, cas, mary sorta) but. it caught me off guard cause dean sam and mary are the only winchesters there. and cas has been more like his primary parental figure since he was born.

anyways what i’m coming to is does jack know cas isn’t actually a winchester. does he know. that dean and cas aren’t married. does he.

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john winchester isn't in heaven actually castiel personally dragged him back to hell where he belongs

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just adding a couple more to these amazing recs above -

if you’re interested in aus my all time favorite fic is four letter word for intercourse (there’s also an amazing podfic version of it here). there’s a few shorter follow up sequels to the main story and they’re all incredible, especially the last one which had me absolutely weeping with happy tears

for in universe fics a couple of my favorites are the warlock’s gift (set roughly around season 12 I think) and diamond star halo (set during season 11)

I also have an absolute obsession with fics where cas is hit by a truth spell - two of my favorites with that trope are threw stones at the stars (but the whole sky fell) and the truth

and lastly one of my all time favorite finale fix its that I think deserves way more love because the writing is incredible: when my mind is wandering (there I will go) it also features cas possessing dean which is another favorite trope of mine

happy reading!

also now that I’m finished with spn, obviously I’ll look for some myself (and have) but I’d really appreciate anyone giving me all the best destiel fics & edits you already have and/or send me art ideas for me to make more spn drawings (though I do already have some), I want it all

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Whenever the canon destiel supernatural episode happens i want Jensen Ackles to sit his ass down and thank tumblr hellers by saying their usernames like youtubers thank their patreon supporters