Illumi x hisoka
hisoka: haha ya know you love me
gon and Killua: Um…… no the Fuck we don't !
hisoka: 😢
10 hours later
Illumi: .....I love you,hisoka
hisoka: I know, hey wanna Fuck
Illumi: maybe later...*digs hole* I am going to sleep now
hisoka: haha goodnight baby
Meanwhile,gon and Killua in a bush
gon: so, your scary brother is dating hisoka!
Killua: well, at least hisoka ain't bothering me and you now
Gon: so, your brother is gay
Killua: bruh, I am gay, illumi is gay, and my sister is trans stfu gon!
Gon: ok damn,Killua! 😣
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Y'know that feeling when your really horny and your watching some porn and you almost sleep.
Because now the only feeling I have is "horny" and " sad"
Well, it is what it is
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Hey! Guys ! I am back from my hiatus! Also I have a tik tok @archivescomic666 sorry if I was gone for too long! Ehehhe
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YES IT DOES!
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Why is this song a rip off of " slob on my nob " by the tear da club up thugs
But the 2010's to 2020's type of bop music
hmmmm? Can anyone answer me that hmmm? Hmmmm? 🤔🤔🤔
thank you for reading my ted talk, my lovely cult ❤💓🔞
THE SONG IS FORSHADOWING!!! 😥😣😯
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Yes, he has a nose,bro
LOOK ☝ nose!
poor bakugou, he’s so handsome and sexy, but he doesn’t have a nose 😖
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This is me when quarantine is over @ school
My ass gonna be skinny! (Probably?)
I 'd finna be on happy when I lose all this weight!! WOOO!
HELL YEA!
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archives comic series New character 4:20
Name: 420
Age: 16
Occupation: drug dealer 💊💉🚬
Species: human kaiju
Race: mixed [ white/black]
Height: 5'11
Sexuality: pansexual
Family: no mother,no father, sister [ ms.12AM]
Birthday: 6/11/2002
Zodiac sign: ♊
Fun fact: his name is inspired by a drug called " weed " ...think about ...
Fun fact #2: his species "kaiju was inspired by the episode "iam my monster " in Steven universe finale..but instead of gem kaiju like in the Steven universe finale instead it's a human kaiju
Fun fact #3: he don't just sell drugs,he also sells alcohol and yes he has an permit to sell both drugs and beer because in a place called "archives" anyone matter the age, the height or even if your new to archives you'll get an automatic permit to sell or get anything no matter the age or height you can do anything here in archives.
Fun fact #4: 4:20 tests the drug or alcohol before he sells to the people so he make sure it's safe to high on...
Relationship with herbandso
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happy birthday Bakugou
Happy birthday you explosive boom boom boi!
I hope you have a pretty awesome ass birthday!, Bakugou!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH YASSSSSSSS!!!
Press F for respect for this boom boom man!
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Kirishima has a bakuhoe hoe hoe!!
HAHHAHAH!
Get it !
Lol
do you ever just stare lovingly at ur bf as he talks about his favorite things and the Christmas tree just creates a damn halo around him because wow,
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAH AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF DID YER BROTHER DO TO BAKUGOU'S FACE!! NOT TO BE MEAN BUT HE LOOKS LIKE FUCKIN TROLL !! HAHAHHAHAHAHAH AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM SO DAMN SORRY BUT HONEY DA BOI LOOK AN HUMAN SHREK HAHAHAHHE AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLL! I AM SO DAMN SORRY!,MA'AM/SIR/PERSON../ ETC..BUT WTF IS THIS?!????!
drawfee's new video inspired my brother and i to do the same challenge with each other. he gave me bakugou and i picked angry beavers as the art style (one guess why).
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This is the Bakusquad bored during the quarantine
And this is also me during quarantine...
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You,'re 5'7!? Dude!! Yer a giant to me and I am fucking 5'3 man you're 4 inches bigger than me god damnit! You ain't short! Yer fuckin giant sir!!!
I'm actually surprised 5'7 is considered short by many. To me that's kinda tall.
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Me, bored, in quarantine, and can think about is mothafuckin' " FOOT LETTUCE " like damnit man when will this coronavirus bullshit end??? What when all the boomers are dead? And all left millennials and generation X and Z 's maybe!?
Damnit .god .damnit..
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Why is Bakugou me when I listen to "number 15 " by chills
and everybody around me expect me to listen to pop punk / metal music
Because I look like the type of guy to listen that shit ....yeah
I get your struggle,bucko
👌👌
OOF.
mood
We know
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Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
BAKUGO: WE'RE ALL SHITTY HAIRS NOWWW!
👍
Good shit 😂😂😂
Soulmate AU inspired by the prompt: “If you dye your hair, your soulmate’s hair color changes as well and you swear the moment you see your soulmate you will choke them” OR Kiri, Kami and Baku have been dating for a while now but didn’t know they were soulmates… until now.
Do not repost without permission.
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new content new story this is my third favorite character: mr.blue
Name: mr.blue
Age: 44
Height: 6'9
Sexuality: polysexual
Birthday: april 29,1966
Zodiac sign: ♉
Family: son ( herbandso) , no wife or husband
Gender: male
Fun fact: how he became a giant blueberry blob monster,during the year of 2002 mr.blue was working at a humble bazaar food factory when taste a new food it infected him...later in the year of 2006 while making herbandso he put a demon in his son herbandso later that night loopy from his job years ago we went to bed and so did herbandso,herbandso was just a newborn baby and when herbandso had a nightmare ( like all little kids do!) He asks his if he can sleep with mr.blue but as herbandso was shaking him herbandso cutted his father and then blueberry blood came out of him more and more came out until he woke up and exploded his human body and all left him is blueberry ooze and all that left is blue ooze and the only thing he fit in is his pants and really big ass shoes
His gif:
Yep, we made it out 300th post on tumblr!!
YOOOOOOOOOOO!
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BITCH YASSSSSSSS!!
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