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⟡ edgar redmond - black butler

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REQUESTS!

requests are finally open but there are rules to be followed.

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☆RULES + CHARACTERS☆

⨝ Be patient. As much as you hope your req will be published at the earliest, writers I need time.

⨝ No yandere, male reader. I personally use she/ her pronouns, therefore I'll write content where I am sure I will not provide unreasonable or unrealistic views.

⨝ GN!reader reqs are welcomed

⨝ Anon haters, you are welcome to give your uninvited hateful remarks about my work, but be aware you will not be taken seriously or rather—ignored.

⨝ Thrists are welcomed. feel free to assign me any gender!

⨝ I have almost stopped writing for real people but I'll be willing to if I like the req

⨝ I usually do not write for wlw but it too depends on the req

CHARACTERS/ANIME:

◈ Attack on Titan

◈ Black Butler

◈ Buddy Daddies

◈ Bungo Stray Dogs

◈ Bucchigiri

◈ Chainsaw Man

◈ Demon Slayer

◈ Hell's Paradise

◈ Howl's Moving Castle

◈ Jujutsu Kaisen

◈ Kamisama Kiss (Tomoe)

◈ Mashle: Magic and Mashle

◈ Moriarty the Patriot

◈ My new boss is goofy

◈ My Happy Marriage

◈ Oshi no Ko

◈ Sk8 the infinity

◈ The Apothecary

◈ The Millionaire Detective

◈ Tokyo Revengers

◈ Tsurune

◈ Vanitas no Carte

◈ Windbreaker

◈ ◈ ◈

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☆RULES + CHARACTERS☆

⨝ Be patient. As much as you hope your req will be published at the earliest, writers I need time.

⨝ No yandere, male reader. I personally use she/ her pronouns, therefore I'll write content where I am sure I will not provide unreasonable or unrealistic views.

⨝ GN!reader reqs are welcomed

⨝ Anon haters, you are welcome to give your uninvited hateful remarks about my work, but be aware you will not be taken seriously or rather—ignored.

⨝ Thrists are welcomed. feel free to assign me any gender!

⨝ I have almost stopped writing for real people but I'll be willing to if I like the req

⨝ I usually do not write for wlw but it too depends on the req

CHARACTERS/ANIME:

◈ Attack on Titan

◈ Black Butler

◈ Buddy Daddies

◈ Bungo Stray Dogs

◈ Bucchigiri

◈ Chainsaw Man

◈ Demon Slayer

◈ Hell's Paradise

◈ Howl's Moving Castle

◈ Jujutsu Kaisen

◈ Kamisama Kiss (Tomoe)

◈ Mashle: Magic and Mashle

◈ Moriarty the Patriot

◈ My new boss is goofy

◈ My Happy Marriage

◈ Oshi no Ko

◈ Sk8 the infinity

◈ The Apothecary

◈ The Millionaire Detective

◈ Tokyo Revengers

◈ Tsurune

◈ Vanitas no Carte

◈ Windbreaker

◈ ◈ ◈

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Weston College but what if it was like Ouran highschool host club

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gang this is crazy 😭😭

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Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

The original post only has US helplines. I’ve added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.

Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696

Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453

UK Helplines:

Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org

Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111

Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk

Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk

b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk

b-eat youthline (for under 25’s with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)

Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk

Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600

Drinkline: 0800 9178282

Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk

Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight

India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614

India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669

Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7

suicide hotlines;

Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430

Australia: 13-11-14

Austria: 01-713-3374

Barbados: 429-9999

Belgium: 106

Botswana: 391-1270

Brazil: 21-233-9191

China: 852-2382-0000

(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)

Costa Rica: 606-253-5439

Croatia: 01-4833-888

Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67

Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908

Denmark: 70-201-201

Egypt: 762-1602

Estonia: 6-558-088

Finland: 040-5032199

France: 01-45-39-4000

Germany: 0800-181-0721

Greece: 1018

Guatemala: 502-234-1239

Holland: 0900-0767

Honduras: 504-237-3623

Hungary: 06-80-820-111

Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90

Israel: 09-8892333

Italy: 06-705-4444

Japan: 3-5286-9090

Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292

Malaysia: 03-756-8144

(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)

Mexico: 525-510-2550

Netherlands: 0900-0767

New Zealand: 4-473-9739

New Guinea: 675-326-0011

Nicaragua: 505-268-6171

Norway: 47-815-33-300

Philippines: 02-896-9191

Poland: 52-70-000

Portugal: 239-72-10-10

Russia: 8-20-222-82-10

Spain: 91-459-00-50

South Africa: 0861-322-322

South Korea: 2-715-8600

Sweden: 031-711-2400

Switzerland: 143

Taiwan: 0800-788-995

Thailand: 02-249-9977

Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800

Ukraine: 0487-327715

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Artist AU Dividers [1/2]

Please like and reblog if you use or save.

Requested by @persony-pepper​​​

Dividers List

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King SUKUNA and his cute ribbon

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i’d give this man the sloppiest head

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A random trans Koko thought~

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“Y/n–? Mmph! Aaaahh~ ” Kokonoi moans when your hands slide underneath his shirt and squeeze his small breasts. Your thumbs play with his nipples as you whisper in your lover's ear all of the things you love about him.

“–And your chest, babe. I love this part of you too, you know. Everything about you is so fuckin' pretty.” The sudden onslaught of affection is too much for Kokonoi, who can't help the little whimpers that slip out while your mouth finds the sweet spot on his neck. Paying extra attention to that spot and sucking hard, which causes your partner's eyes to flutter shut.

Before Koko even knew it you were pulling the shirt over his head and tossing it aside, pulling his body close to yours and peppering kisses onto his breast. Soon your tongue began swirling around Kokonoi's nipple, earning an adorable gasp in return.

You paid plenty of attention to your boyfriend's tits; sucking on them and leaving a few hickeys behind. Whichever breast wasn't currently in your mouth would get massaged by your hand, squeezing the soft flesh and occasionally pinching his nipple just to hear another squeak.

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"I wanna eat him—" GURL SAME?!??😭🫂💘

Pookieee can I request a fluff/comedic one shot where the Moriartys and reader (who is William’s wife and a noble) are at a party and she gets really drunk and while she’s drunk talking with Albert and Louis she sees William from far away, completely forgets that she’s married to him or that she even knows him and starts talking about how pretty, soft looking and drop-dead gorgeous he looks and then Albert teases her and tells her that he already has wife and she starts mumbling about how she would be a better wife for him and how his wife probably sucks and things like that

And then William finding out hehe

A/N: thank you for your request! I’m sorry it took so long for me to get to this but I hope I can do it justice. Also this was super fun to write so I hope you like it!!

Character(s): William James Moriarty x fem! Reader

Genre: fluff/comedy

Prompt: ^^

Format: oneshot

Warnings: a bit historically inaccurate sorry, reader is William’s wife + noblewoman, mentions of getting drunk, alcoholism etc.

IN HIGH SOCIETY there were two types of parties one would’ve expected to attend. The first would be the formal balls for social celebrations such as engagements or holidays. The second would be the type typically hosted by the younger members of the upper class and getting absolutely wasted there was not a surprise at all.

Today’s party was the second type. Of course, it wasn’t like the college parties that would be attended in a man’s youth. People here were still dignified, just rather tipsy. And you, we’re the most tipsy of them all.

Everyone was in high spirits so nobody cared too much for how ridiculously drunk they got and you were one of these people.

“Woah..who is that fine gentlemen?” You hicupped as you stood to the side whilst drinking with Albert who only encouraged your odd drinking habit that night. Louis was by your side to make sure you didn’t pass out or doing anything stupid, per your sober self’s request. Your eyes were a bit tired and everything was spiny and blurry but fun all the same and you had spotted the most beautiful individual you ever could have seen.

Louis looked at you with concern. We’re you checking another man out? Surely you’d had too much to drink and he didn’t want you doing anything he knew that you would regret.

Albert had spotted the blond man you were talking about. He was over to the side, looking completely sober whilst talking to a young man who he had assumed was one of his former students based on the way they were interacting despite being so close in age.

“The smiling blond one with red eyes?” Albert asked you. You nodded drowsily.

You fixated your eyes on him. If only you could get a closer look at him. Louis sighed a sigh of relief. You weren’t unfaithful but instead so infatuated with your husband that you somehow had forgotten you were married to him and acting as if he were out of your league.

“Isn’t he gorgeous?” You said aloud. “The way he looks sooo elegant and his hair is so pretty and yellow..it looks like butter.”

To your previous comment, Albert let out a chuckle as he sipped his wine. Your slurred attempt at being poetic was clearly not on part with your sober one.

“I wanna eat him-“

“BAHAHSGD” Albert laughed as he choked on his wine. Louis patted his back as Albert thanked him.

“Berty, do you know that elegant, pretty, beautiful, attractive man?” You asked, your eyelids droopy as if you were about to fall asleep

“Why? Would you like me to set you up with him?” Your brother in law asked with a mischievous smirk on his face.

You nodded again “Even speaking to him would be a treat. I can barely hear him right now but even then he sounds so heavenly. He’s..he’s like a..I don’t know but he’s so pretty and soft looking but he still is attractive in other respects allll the saaame”

Louis handed you a glass of water in an attempt to keep you at least half awake. Maybe you could sober up and not pass out whilst simping for his big brother.

“Oh, but (name), didn’t you know?” Albert teased

“What? Is he a murderer or something? That’s fine I don’t really care..he’s pretty and I can accept him for how he is-“

“No, he’s married.” Albert smiled whilst he watched you gushing expression shift to one of shock.

“hUH?!" you exclaim in your drunken state whilst Albert laughs harder. “I bet his wife isn’t all that good. She’s probably ugly and mean and stupid. I could do wayyy better.”

“From what I know, she’s actually incredibly intelligent and kindhearted,” Albert said as you fell to your knees while Louis tried to comfort you.

“Brother are you trying to destroy her spirits?” Louis frowned. Albert laughed again and whispered a half hearted apology.

“Yeah but I’m probably still prettier..!” You exclaimed in a sad attempt to defend yourself.

“Oh no..That gentleman always speaks of how beautiful his wife is. Every time he sees her his eyes go all lovesick. I’ve never seen a couple more in love” He said with a menacing glint in his emerald eyes.

You continued to sob on the marble floors, mascara dripping down your cheeks as Louis held out a napkin to you.

“Damn that wife..she’s ruining her chances. I’m gonna find her and give her a piece of my..myyy mindd-“ you stood up to go find this imaginary wife then immediately passed out from exhaustion. Thankfully your brother in laws caught you, Albert was amused whilst Louis was concerned for your health.

“Lightweight~” Albert sang as he helped your drooping body up.

The following morning, you awoke in your bed with a painful headache. You remembered the party last night but nothing past your mini drinking game with Albert. You turned to your side and saw the bed sheets on William’s side were messy. For a moment you worried that you somehow took someone else home. Until the door swung open.

From the other end of the room was William, holding a glass of water with a smile on his face.

“Good morning, my love.” He smiled, trying not to laugh as he recalled what Albert and Louis had told him the night before.

Despite being such a composed man, after placing the water on your nightstand and looking at your confused face, he burst out laughing. You repeatedly asked him why he was laughing until he finally explained what had happened last night. Pieces of your memories from that evening had started connecting until you finally understand and fell back on your bed in embarrassment.

“I’m sorry..I must’ve been rather intoxicated.” You said as you hid your face in your hands while William sat on the side of your bed.

He shook his head “I found it quite endearing…but what on earth did you mean when you said you wanted to eat me..?”

You looked at him stunned for a moment.

“Albert!!” You yelled whilst the man in question was laughing as he poured another glass of wine for himself.

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so busy

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shout out to all the Mikey versions. the long-haired ones...

the cute ones...

the crazy ones...i don't care.

i see Mikey, then I start acting like a damn dog

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he spends most of his time trying to make them presentable...