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marik got out of an abusive household and formed a gang of twinks, and so can you

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@mywaywardcupcake @scrawlers these were similar poses so I thought they should go together 

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we hate to ask for help, but as ted says on the page - our car was vandalised to the point it had to be scrapped. we suspect it may have been driven by homophobia.

as we’ve had to shell out a lot of money that we didn’t have for a desperately needed new car, insurance, and tax, we now can’t afford rent on top of food. 

if anyone can help it’s hugely appreciated. thank you.

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we hate to ask for help, but as ted says on the page - our car was vandalised to the point it had to be scrapped. we suspect it may have been driven by homophobia.

as we’ve had to shell out a lot of money that we didn’t have for a desperately needed new car, insurance, and tax, we now can’t afford rent on top of food. 

if anyone can help it’s hugely appreciated. thank you.

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i’m never going to leave you you’re stuck with me until the day  y o u  tell me you don’t want me anymore, i’m your friend.

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That’s rude don’t say that

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me: logs in w full intention to beg ppl to rp with me me: instead posts an ooc about being sad

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i am 

sad

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Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator Sentence Starters

“Betrayed by my own butt yet again.”

“Can you explain memes to me?”

“Contrary to popular belief, penguins are… birds.”

“Did you think I was gonna stab you just now?”

“Don’t cry. Don’t cry. I swear to god if you cry again.”

“Don’t write checks your dick can’t cash.”

“Here’s to bad decisions and relaxed moral values.”

“How’s the…… jeeeeeeeeeesus?”

“I am a happy little cheese monster.”

“I am spinning a web of lies that I fear will one day consume me.”

“I don’t want your stupid fruit leather.”

“I have to get a solid two to three hours of brooding in per day. Filling quotas.”

“It’s called ‘string cheese’ and not ‘chompy cheese’ for a reason.”

“I’ll probably end up standing uncomfortably in the corner with a plate of food and hope that nobody talks to me.”

“I’m so many levels of irony deep I’ve forgotten what humour is.”

“I’m suddenly struck with the overwhelming need to crawl back into bed.”

“Mothman is bullshit.”

“My ultimate sexual fantasy is sleeping in on a Saturday.”

“OH SHIT THAT’S A KNIFE.”

“See you in class… bitch.”

“Sharks are tight.”

“So, you ever kill a man?”

“Stop being so desperate to please your hot friend.”

“That… that is a good butt.”

“The key to being cool is acting like you don’t care about anything but actually care very deeply about everything to the point where it’s debilitating.”

“This ice cream cake is my new boyfriend.”

“This is where I come to masturbate.”

“Wait, I’m a wreck.”

“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.”

“You can never be too careful. See that baby in that stroller over there? Government operative.”

“Your face… is… good.”

“Your unending thirst will be your ultimate downfall.”

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you slip on the icy ground. they tell you it hasn’t snowed in two weeks. snowflakes dot your vision. you aren’t all here today.

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jou!

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going Beyonce

going Beytwice

going Beythree times

and gone!

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Happy Holidays!! to my secret santee, @kounyo​ !

Hello, kounyo! When you made your love for S0 Jou, and Wishshipping known, I knew what I had to do (╯✧∇✧)╯

I hope that you like this gift, and that you have a fantastic day!!

Thank you to @yugiohsecretsanta2017 for organising this event!

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"You're too attached."

Yugi blinked. It wasn’t the first time someone had said that to him, and it was strange coming from Mariku. Was it somehow an insult? Was it simply a comment? He shifted awkwardly from one foot to the other, shoving his phone in his pocket. His lock screen was a picture of Joey - it had been for weeks, but he’d so far managed to get away with only Seto making an offhand comment.

“He means the world to me...” he said quietly, frowning at the floor. Yugi chewed his lip for a moment. “Being attached isn’t a bad thing.”