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Suck boy blorbo
your blorbo sucks
indeed! not only does he suck, he also swallows
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bakugo pulls up a porn site once when he’s like 15, wrinkles his entire face at what he sees, and never looks at it again
deku has an account on pornhub
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2nd person reader-insert fanfics is just a sub-genre of the choose your own adventure stories 🤔
#was just in an English class where someone asked about 2nd person perspective#the professors example was those DnD choose your own adventure stories#the ones that were really popular in the 80s#then it clicked for me#just a thought#zelda z
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It’s always annoying to see minors hop off of tiktok and on to tumblr like they’re the same app. They’re lucky they have the option to write in anonymously. Bc we block bitches on this app for a lot less.
why the hell u obsessed with a minor 😭😭 r u not ashamed of urself LMFAOOO
Can you come back and try to send me hate when you’re over 18 please.
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Spoilers for Barbie movie out of context
#what is a horse if not a man extender?#push#matchbox twenty#barbie movie#barbie spoilers#just ken#zelda z
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I just got done watching the barbie movie! I absolutely loved it. Decked out in all pink and hyper feminine with my girlies was just everything!
Seeing Oppenheimer in all black next!
#the moment Margot Robbie appeared on screen the entire theatre was cheering#absolutely the definition of camp#literally felt so amazing in pink#Kens had their own musical number!#barbie#barbie movie#zelda z
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Love how I updated my fic on Ao3 for the first time in months and the the entire site is down due to cyberattacks! I was excited to get back into it!
#I literally hate this#why are we targeting a fanfiction website#do we have nothing better to do??#*side eye*#ao3#ao3 down#zelda z
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your dad came fast I wish he would last
Why are you fat?
cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich
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GUYYYYSSSS the chapter 334 IS FUCKIN WILD!
Idk what to do about it.
Like go about my day existing with this knowledge!
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Me rn!
Horikoshi better be fucking praying that my antidepressants work for these next two weeks
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I have been drunk for five days and I open the site for the first time since to see the fuckery of chapter 362 leaks!!!
Never going on a break again lol!!!
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My newest thing has been making my friends roll die to get me to do stuff.
Everyone rolled below a 10 on my D20 so we didn’t get ice cream after lunch yesterday lol.
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Bakugo making fun of todoroki like…
Just read a fic where someone used the term “icy twat” and I lost all interest 😂
ICY TWAT!?! God, I hope that wasn’t to describe pussy I would die.
I just read a fic describing boobs as water balloons so I feel you there mate😭😂
It does make me laugh tho cause I wonder if people read my shit and see a sentence or description that makes them nope out of it. I’d fucking love to know😂😂😂
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Ngl. Thought for a moment anemia meant less blood. Then was like…that’s just soft pp.
dick from anemic men must go crazy.
#you gotta top anemic men#they move upward too quickly. they get dizzy lol#probably start seeing static n shit#zelda z
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