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Recording in the studio today is Brockhampton, the self-proclaimed “world’s greatest boy band.” Harry says hi to all the Brockhampton guys, which takes a while since there seem to be a few dozen of them. “We’re together all the time,” one tells Harry out in the yard. “We see each other all day, every day.” He pauses. “You know how it is.” Harry breaks into a dry grin. “Yes, I know how it is.”

Harry Styles for Rolling Stone

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Harry: Hello, my beautiful boyfriend. So I was just wondering, did you eat my last banana? As it seems to have disappeared, and I was so looking forward to it.

Zayn: Maybe.

Harry: You fucker.

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dabbing in a non-ironic way should be illegal.

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Zayn: [coughs]

Me: do u want my lungs

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Medusa with the Head of Perseus, Luciano Garbati, 2008

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THE STUDENT ATHLETE MEMES ARE WHAT WE NEED IN TIMES LIKE THIS 

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welcome to my yeet and greet

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“Self love is the greatest middle finger.”

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Harry: Know why I asked you over?

Zayn, blushing: Because I accidentally sent you a nude.

Harry: [stops pouring two glasses of wine] [blinks] Accidentally?

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ZAYN x British VOGUE (2018)

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Advantages of dating me:

1- you get to be the pretty one

2- i fuck real good

3- the second one is not true

4- but I cook well

5- i'm affordable because I'll settle with just sleeping together

6- the fourth one is also not true

7- please

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Harry: You're hurt

Harry: Take your shirt off, Zayn, it'll make the healing process easier

Zayn: It's my ankle, Harry

Harry: Did I stutter

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Harry: Is that flour or cocaine?

Zayn: [slams head into pile, breathes in deeply]

Zayn:

Zayn: Flour

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Persephone: people think I’m crazy because I talk to flowers.

Persephone: in reality I’m not talking to the flowers at all.

Persephone: Hades likes to visit me on the surface world during the spring.

Persephone: he hides in the shadows of the flowers.

Persephone: isn’t that right husband?

Flower: *sways in the wind*

Persephone: he’s a little nervous.

Persephone: he doesn’t really like people.

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the lesbian power is strong

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If you don't play sign of the times at my funeral I'm not going

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YouTube notifications I'd love to see:

OneDirectionVEVO uploaded a video:

One Direction - Home ft. ZAYN (Official Music Video)

ZAYNVEVO uploaded a video

ZAYN - Red Lights ft. The Weeknd (Official Music Video)

Warner Bros uploaded a video

THE BATMAN - Official Comic Con Trailer (2020) Ben Affleck, Jared Leto

Vogue uploaded a video

73 Questions with Harry Styles | Vogue

Warner Bros uploaded a video

THE FLASH - Official Clip 'Enter Godspeed' (2020) Ezra Miller, Matthew McConaughey

The Late Late Show with James Corden uploaded a video

The Weeknd Carpool Karaoke