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pausing my own quotes until i figure out what the fuck is wrong with my laptop

submissions are still welcome tho

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Soukaku: there’s seven more pounds of cheese total

Harumasa, baffled:

Soukaku: there’s five pounds of cheddar and two pounds of whatever this is

Harumasa, wondering why she’s at his front door: … seven ???

Soukaku: yeah there’s seven more- now we have seventeen pounds of cheese-

Harumasa: seventeen pounds of cheese-

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Lighter: what is your opinion on the current socioeconomic state of the world?

Ceaser: *confused*

Burnice: NITRO FUEEELL

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Wise, talking about a video game character: He looks like a Inter-Knot rapper!

Belle, doing improv of said character: “You’re right, Jimmy. There are only two sexes.”

Belle: “The sex I had with your dad…”

Belle: “And the sex I had with your mo-” *Chortle*

Wise: PFFFT-

*Uncontrollable laughter*

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Alice: I don't want to hurt their feelings!

Yuzuha: Hurt their feel- Do you just walk around all day, thinking about other people's feelings?

Alice: Yeah, don't you?

Yuzuha: No! How do you get anything done?

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*Wise is managing Fantasy Hotel*

Wise: Huh. Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today.

Yuzuha: *Entering the building drenched in ink* WELL MAYBE THE SQUID WAS BEING A DICK!

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Hugo: True evil is born through pain and loss. When I was a kid, I once had a toy train… and then, one day… I lost it.

Vivian:

Vivian: That’s… that’s it?

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Nekomata: i heard Nicole say she was going to dairy queen so i snuck in her car and she has no idea im in here

Nekomata: she asked Billy what he wanted, and i popped up from the floor and said, ”i was thinking about a milkshake”

Nekomata: i have never heard those two scream louder

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Harumasa: A guy can really hear himself think out here.

Harumasa’s Thoughts: Did you leave the stove on? The front door unlocked!? WILL YOU DIE ALONE!?

Harumasa: Well, that was a mistake.

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Rina: Would you like something to drink? *She opened the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Nitro Fuel-

Vivian: Spiders?

Rina: Spiders it is then~

Vivian: No, that wasn’t-

But she was already pouring her a brimming glass of spiders…

Vivian in the background: OH MY GOD WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SPIDERS AAA-

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When I get shot, do I own the bullet? Like, can I keep it?

-Orphie, probably

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Orchidea: *working in Dew Gardening and minding her own business*

Belle, storming into the store and slamming a handful of Dennies on the counter: HOW DO I PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVELY SAY “FUCK YOU” IN FLOWER???

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Damian: Oh yeah, I almost forgot.

Assistant: Yes?

Damian: Stop having mail delivered to my office. That's for incoming checks and death threats only.

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Koleda: Grace, if you don't shut up I'm going to throw myself out of the car.

*click*

Koleda: DID YOU JUST TURN THE FUCKING CHILDRENS' LOCK ON?!

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Lucy: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.

Burnice: Okay, but in my defence, Caesar bet me 3000 dennies I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Lucy: That’s not what I—you drank shampoo?!

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Burnice: *Throws a balloon filled with paint at Lucy*

*Splat*

Lucy: Burnice! What are you doing!?

Burnice! I thought you gave the code word!

Lucy: What!? That’s not a code word!

Caesar: Ooh! Let’s make the code word Papaya!

Burnice: *Throws another paint balloon at Lucy*

*Splat*

Lucy: The code word is not Papaya!

*Splat*

Lucy: Uggh, look, let’s go over this again-

*Splat*

Burnice: Did someone say Papaya!?

*Splat*

Piper: Dude, no one said Papaya.

*Splat*

Lucy: WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP SAYING PAPAYA!?

*Splat*

Caesar: Y’know, I’m not crazy about Papaya.

*Splat*

Caesar: Let’s make the code word Rutabaga!

*Splat*

Piper: Or how about Avocado?

*Splat*

Burnice: I still like Papaya. Ooh! I said it!

*Splat*

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Vivian: Hugo, what are you doing?

Hugo: Making chocolate pudding.

Vivian: It’s 4 o'clock in the morning, why on Earth are you making chocolate pudding?

Hugo: Because I've lost control of my life.