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You know what bugs me about soulmate aus? So, I’m assuming that this whole “the first thing your soulmate says to you blahblahblah” is a worldwide thing. So many of the aus I’ve read have a quote at some point that addresses how tragic it is when people have soul words that say something like “hi” or “‘sup” which makes NO SENSE! In a world where the first thing you say to people is THAT important, WHY GOD WHY would the culture still use standard greetings? Who the fuck is still saying hello at this point? Everyone in these worlds would surely develop a personalized greeting different from everybody else’s to prevent confusion. Like how no 2 racehorses can have the same racing name? The best part is that every time people met someone new for the first time, they would try to say something that no one else had said. You’d have people meeting eachother at a job intetview, they’d shake hands, smile politely, then one of them would be like “Every Tuesday, I hard even grape purple farm house sunsets too” and this would be perfectly normal. Or you’d go up to the cash register at Starbucks and instead of saying “Hello, what can i get for you today?” She’d look you right in the eye and say “I don’t know what Space Jam is” THEN ask you what you want and she’d repeat that to every customer in the line for the rest of her career. And because they live in the AU, nobody would think it was weird.

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I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…

Veins everywhere?

gorgeous~

Skin patches? Birthmarks?

hella rad~

Scars? Stretch marks?

beautiful~

Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?

heckie yeah~

Large? Curvy?

lovely~

Small? Thin?

charming~

Missing a few pieces?

handsome as ever~

Feel like you just look weird?

you’re fantastic looking~

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sometimes u just gotta cut ur hair n think abt if ur wife would like it

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UWU.

(a few tiny little calculester doodles))

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You love and support trans women!

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the most accurate representation of my last two braincells ever

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Ahem

You’re gay.

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NGL

FRANK? BIG SEXY ENERGY

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Beautiful K/DA Evelynn: League of Legends (LOL) game digital drawing [Artist: theDURRRRIAN]

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Isabelle: How many popsicles have you eaten today??

Inkling Girl, laying in a bed of popsicle wrappers: Now is not the the time to talk about my personal flaws as a fighter here.

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i Amn just……….. a litle creaper. Thatse It . I Canot change  this 

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overwatch x monster factory

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Sky by Ericoscarj

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Hey, you are super duper cool!

Incorrect you are the super duper cool one uwu