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nasa changed the zodiac dates so im not a taurus anymore im aries ?? that makes way more sense 

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Have you read Homestuck?

I have, but I try not to lean toward it often with this blog as it can be a bit cliche in the zodiac personality department! Most of the posts are made from my own experiences with different signs I know in person. Occasionally I may reference something but I try not to most of the time as I know several zodiacs in person and use them as a good reference. It especially helps knowing more than one of different signs. (But yes, tl;dr, the owner of this blog is very into that comic in particular, but it isn't why this blog exists.)

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what element is an ophiuchus?

I haven't found any sort of agreement between different sources (most say fire or water (or hot water) but I've also seen sky..?) but the one that stood out most to me was Ether! Personally, I think Ophiuchus being an ethereal zodiac sign sounds fascinating, but I suppose it is up to whatever you think sounds and feels best, until someone gives it a proper element!

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The Signs as Songs from Undertale

Aries: An Ending / Power of “NEO” / The Choice

Taurus: Oh! One True Love / Oh! Dungeon / For the Fans

Gemini: ASGORE / Heartache

Cancer: Fallen Down (Reprise) / Last Goodbye / Small Shock

Leo: Ghost Fight / Dummy! / Home / Home (Music Box)

Virgo: It’s Raining Somewhere Else / Death by Glamour

Libra: Memory / His Theme / Hopes and Dreams

Scorpio: Spider Dance / MEGALOVANIA / SAVE the World

Ophiuchus: Alphys / Wrong Enemy !?

Sagittarius: Metal Crusher / Another Medium

Capricorn: Your Best Nightmare / Finale / Bonetrousle

Aquarius: Undyne / Battle Against a True Hero

Pisces: Reunited / Undertale / Tem Shop

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The Signs as Fast-Acting Tumblr Memes

Aries: SLAYER Taurus: patrick star Gemini: You Tried Cancer: Listen here, cumslut Leo: Paul Blart Virgo: WHAT COLOR IS THIS DRESS Libra: SPOOPY Scorpio: & Knuckles Ophiuchus: Photogenic Guy Sagittarius: with Equius Capricorn: Thwomp Aquarius: PowerPoint pResentations Pisces: Crave that Mineral

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OK but what's Ophiuchus and why have I only seen it a couple times on zodiac posts

http://zodiacsoup.tumblr.com/post/120954254970/ophiuchus-isnt-a-zodiac-sign-its-just-a

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Is A Female Ophiuchus And A Male Pisces A Good, Long Lasting Match?

While you should of course NEVER base your entire relationship on your zodiac signs, based on what I've found- they are a good match! Pisces is supposed to be the best possible match to Ophiuchus due to the similarities between the two signs. Of course, people vary from person to person, but in terms of horoscope romances go, you couldn't ask for a better match!

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Thank you for including my sign :) My birthday is in that squishy 'scorpion/centaur/snake' area, depending on if you use 12 or 13 signs, Tropical or sidereal.. and I never really 'connected' with my sign until I started using 13. :) Of course, you well know that most people don't us snakes at best, and shun us at worst. .. so i'ts nice to see some positive snake posts... THANK YOU!

You're so welcome! I'm glad you appreciate it! I'll have to try making more posts soon! 💜

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I was a Sagittarius until now, now I am Ophiuchus, why are Ophiuchus hates so much? And if it's only out by 3 days can I still be myself... Sagittarius?

I wouldn't necessarily say that Ophiuchus is hated so much as it's more obscure and misunderstood than all of the other signs. This makes it harder to find positive things made for the sign, and that may make any complaining stand out. It's okay to identify as either your 12 zodiac or 13 zodiac sign, or even both. I personally feel exactly like both of my zodiac signs so I just go with both myself. In time hopefully more positive posts and horoscopes will come for Ophiuchus!

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I'm confused. I thought that there were 12 zodiacs??

http://zodiacsoup.tumblr.com/post/120954254970/ophiuchus-isnt-a-zodiac-sign-its-just-a

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The Signs as 80′s Songs

Aries:  America - The Last Unicorn

Taurus: Kenny Loggins - Footloose

Gemini:  Styx - Mr. Roboto

Cancer:  Alphaville - Forever Young

Leo: Toto - Africa

Virgo: Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)

Libra:  Journey - Don't Stop Believing

Scorpio:  Bon Jovi - Living on a Prayer

Ophiuchus: Starship - We Built This City

Sagittarius:  Limahl - Never Ending Story

Capricorn:  Baltimora - Tarzan Boy

Aquarius:  a-ha - Take On Me

Pisces:  Cyndi Lauper - Girls Just Want To Have Fun

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The Signs as Things that would get you BANNED in High School

Aries: Doing anything better than the teacher at the subject they’re teaching

Taurus: Taping troll faces to the bottom of all computer mice in the computer lab

Gemini: Pulled the fire alarm

Cancer: Accidentally called the teacher mom

Leo: Was caught reading smut in class

Virgo: Accused the vice principal of being a pervert after he commented on the length of their shorts/skirt

Libra: Accidentally left a labeled usb stick full of porn in the teacher’s computer

Scorpio: Left school during a fire drill

Ophiuchus: changed the wallpaper of all the teacher’s computers to peewee herman

Sagittarius: a bra-strap was the bane of their existence

Capricorn: forgot to come to school again

Aquarius: accidentally made a toilet explode

Pisces: attempted to boycott the new lunch menu

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The Signs as Random Video Game Protagonists/Antagonists

Aries: Link (Legend of Zelda) / Pacman Ghosts

Taurus: Booker Dewitt (Bioshock Infinite) / Those fucking chickens in Ocarina of Time

Gemini: Sonic the Hedgehog / Sunfish (Revenge of the Sunfish)

Cancer: Spongebob (Revenge of the Flying Dutchman) / Bowser

Leo: Boss (Saints Row 3) / Any and all dragons in Skyrim

Virgo: Pacman or "Mrs. Pacman" / The Weird Catfood Lady from “A Dog’s Life”

Libra: Lucas (Mother 3) / All enemies from Frogger

Scorpio: The Security Guard (Five nights at Freddy’s) / Giygas (Earthbound)

Ophiuchus: Pokemon X&Y Player Character / GLaDOS

Sagittarius: Anyone in Lego Star Wars / Swimming Pools (The Sims)

Capricorn: Crash Bandicoot / Ripto (Spyro)

Aquarius: King of All Cosmos (Katamari) / Team Rocket (Pokemon)

Pisces: Mario / Laughing Octopus (Metal Gear Solid)

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love your ophiuchus inclusion! It's my sign

I’m very glad that you appreciate it!! You have a very unique sign! :)

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The Signs as Board Games

Aries: The Game of LIFE

Taurus: Clue

Gemini: Scrabble

Cancer: Guess Who?

Leo: BATTLESHIP

Virgo: Mousetrap

Libra: Sorry!

Scorpio: Cards Against Humanity

Ophiuchus: Cranium

Sagittarius: Yahtzee

Capricorn: Monopoly

Aquarius: Balderdash

Pisces: Candyland

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The Signs as DUBSTEP SONGS!?

Aries:  Song Of Storms Dubstep Remix - Ephixa

Taurus: LIGHTS - Toes (Myst Remix)

Gemini:  Pendulum, Zedd ft. Foxes, B.o.B, Rob Swire - Claritycraft

Cancer:  Studio Killers - Jenny (Dead Pixel remix)

Leo:  alt-J (∆) - Fitzpleasure

Virgo:  Bad Romance - Lady Gaga (dubstep remix)

Libra:  Mt. Eden Dubstep - Still Alive

Scorpio: Dat Beat - Stringer Bell

Ophiuchus:  Flux Pavilion - I Can't Stop

Sagittarius:  The Bad Touch (Prime Remix)

Capricorn:  SKRILLEX - Scary Monsters And Nice Sprites

Aquarius: Tristam - I Remember

Pisces:【Hatsune Miku】A Happy Death (幸福な死を)

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The Signs as 2000s Songs

Aries: 311 - Amber

Taurus:  Wyclef Jean - Sweetest Girl (Dollar Bill)

Gemini: Smash Mouth - I'm A Believer

Cancer: No Doubt - Underneath It All

Leo: Pussycat Dolls - When I Grow Up

Virgo: Flo Rida (feat. Kesha) - Right Round

Libra: Cascada -  Everytime We Touch

Scorpio:  Britney Spears - Gimme More

Ophiuchus:  Lady Gaga - Poker Face

Sagittarius: 3OH!3 (feat. Katy Perry)  - STARSTRUKK

Capricorn:  Weezer - Pork And Beans

Aquarius:  OK Go - Here It Goes Again

Pisces: Jordin Sparks Feat. Chris Brown - No Air