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BOBBBYYYY

Bobby dancing with the girls to their choreo whenever they're on stage 💖 💖 💖 💖 💖 💖 like he's part of the team! He always has their back, he loves these girls so much! He's there for their dance-off vendettas so long as it doesn't include murder!

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Super important compilation of the girls looking completely unhinged.

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happy Kpop Demon Hunters day!! im so excited to watch this im going absolutely bonkers

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wake up babe

new totally spies just dropped

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the little mermaid was the original good luck babe

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Mine are always open and I’d love to draw some Victorian gothic tragic milfs for you

if anyone knows any artist with their comms open pls lmk…

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Anyone want to scream about Sirens with me?

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Finally

a show for us dark feminine cancer girlies

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Seeing readings on social media that Jackie was depressed and it's like, FINALLY, people are realising that. She was fighting for a reason to live before they crashed, she was clinging to a reason (her best friend) and her going outside and dying wasn't because she was too stupid to light a fire. It was a successful suicide attempt after her best friend essentially cut her off with seemingly no recourse - was she being dramatic about it? Sure, teens have fights like that all the time! But depressed people don't tend to really think rationally about situations like that.

It's a very real way to write a depressed person in mid 90s America!

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it pains me that the finale fucked up the show’s core thesis of the duality of mob mentality and group survival so bad by making shauna into a dictator-like figure in the end. the show has been asserting since season 1 that these girls are doing horrible things because the group demands it. the wilderness demands it, and the group is the wilderness, and there is no real difference— but then we get to the finale and shauna is commanding with fear and intimidation when all the others are against her and sure, it’s not out of character for her, but it’s out of character for the show

shauna being antler queen could have been such a natural progression of her character development in a really interesting way. her being antler queen was always meant to happen, but they went about it in the most boring way possible. she’s been resisting the wilderness the entire time despite being a physical representation of its wrath and hunger. why have her do a 180 and take that power by force when we could have seen her slowly accepting it and basking in it, encouraging the others to bask in it with her? why even have her need to take it by force when the girls have committed so many collective atrocities and liked it?

to be clear: none of how the show chose to portray shauna as antler queen in the finale surprises me. they’ve been building up to this since the beginning of the season, so, yeah. saw that coming. but it disappoints me. the writing in the past two seasons was so interesting and nuanced that this predictable, lazy progression of events makes the entire season stand out as the worst so far and recontextualizes the entire show in a negative light. shauna as antler queen doesn’t feel earned or satisfying, it feels like a letdown, like the ending we all knew was coming to a doomed plotline

nobody misunderstands shauna shipman as a character more than the yellowjackets writers themselves

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requested by anon

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Alright y’all, I caved. Meet Ursula, my Yellowjackets OC. She’s the resident goth girl on the team, and actual practicing witch. Basically, me as a teen but punched up to the max. Her favorite film is definitely the Craft, and she has many criticisms on 90’s Hollywood’s portrayals of magic (no, we’re not all Wiccans and Vegans 🙄). She’s also a talented artist who loves graphic novels and manga, and hopes to one day make her own series (which will become her downfall later). She only did soccer as punishment from her parents, who hoped it would “snap some sense into her” and make her “goth phase” a short-lived one. Joke’s on them though, because now she’s more angry bitter and disillusioned than ever, plus gained a healthy outlet for her rage as center forward. And now, after spending a year lost in the wilderness with her teammates, that rage has only honed itself into a finely-tuned feral machine.

She wasn’t always so aggressive tho- at least, not to the undeserving. She actually bonded with Nat first, way back when she started on JV. The two had an instant camaraderie as the outcasts of the team, and cool older girl Nat was sort of a role model for baby Ursula. When they snuck away from practice one day to go smoke behind the bleachers, that was when Nat actually discovered Ursula never liked to partake in drugs or drinking, and would always fake it to “seem cool” to the other edgy kids. Ursula had never confided that in anyone else before, and Nat actually had mad respect for the fake-smoking trick Ursula used to fool the onlookers. Nat promised never to tell anyone her secret, and from then on, the two were real friends as well as teammates. The rest of the girls took some time to wam up to her though, since Ursula definitely played up the “scary goth witch” mask when around them. Didn’t help that she was built like a tank too, and taller than most girls on the team, which added more to the “don’t fuck with me” attitude she already projects. This came in useful for their winning streak, but meant that most didn’t really know how to act around her off the field. Once stranded in the wilderness though, that all changed. She was one of the first to take to the gore as a necessity of survival. Once Misty chopped off Coach’s leg, the switch flipped inside to “emergency calm mode” and she used that tank-like strength to help get as many people off the plane and away from danger as possible. Maybe she even was the one who got Van out of that seat, just ripping the seatbelt off by the hinges and carrying her away to safety (listen- it’s my sapphic OC, let me have my one moment with Van pls 😅). Regardless, it was the first time the team wasn’t outright scared of her raw intensity, and saw that underneath all the rage and angst, was a genuinely caring person who would do anything for her team’s survival. But that doesn’t mean she’s without her flaws. And like Lottie, she already could see the value in the supernatural, and had a connection to the other forces at work even before they touched down in the forest. Her first instinct on finding the abandoned cabin would also be “fuck no, this place is deffo cursed, we can’t stay here”, and probably would’ve even had a standoff fight with them about finding some other type of shelter before being out-voted. Finding the skeleton in the attic wouldn’t help matters either, and I think she’d be the first to try to cleanse the space with some sort of smudging or spell work. She would’ve 10000% mediated that terrible seance of Jackie’s too, making it either better or worse because of the validity her witchcraft would’ve added to it. She wouldn’t have just followed Lottie’s cult, I think she would’ve added to it as a co-leader. Or some sort of magic consultant at least. I think the two would’ve bonded over the unseen that they could both feel, and maybe argued about the nature of it, but would’ve for sure still taken it seriously the same way. I know my girl wouldn’t have left home without bringing her candles, crystals, and tarot cards with her, so there would’ve been those lovely additions to the rituals as well. Maybe Nat tries to reason with Ursula more as a conduit to Lottie, begging her to talk some sense into her when things go too far, but by that point, the magical evidence would outweigh other logic for Ursula, and I could see it being one of their first major fights as friends. 😥

Pluuuuus… she would haaate Travis. Sorry y’all. The man is still exactly the type of toxic asshat that I personally hated as a teen, and the fact that he treats her bff Nat so bad for the whole first season would’ve made him #1 on her shit list. I think she definitely would’ve hexed him, and she probably would’ve encouraged his sacrifice during their doom-coming incident. Maybe would’ve even been the one with a knife to his throat instead of Shauna. However… I don’t think she would’ve blamed Jackie. I think she would be against the slut-shaming aspect of it, and also still see that as Travis’ mistake, since he had an obligation to Nat if he really loves her. Jackie as the other woman is just sort of a non-crime, especially since Nat even agreed it’s not Jackie’s fault, so I think she might’ve weighed in on her defense with that. (not that it would’ve changed much lol) There’s so many more parts to go through and add her into, but the most important one really is what happens way later, in their adult life. After being rescued, all the women go into a sort of hiding period, where they all integrate back into society and kind of lay low in their secrecy pact. At first, Ursula is 100% fine with that, wants nothing to do with them, even if it pains her to not talk to Natalie sometimes- but the way she’s gone down into her multiple binges and drug spirals makes it hard to contact her anyway. And Misty would’ve been ecstatic for the company, no doubt, but as much as she’s amused by that little freak, she’s too aware of what a close relationship with Misty Quigley would turn into (and she’s pretty sure Misty would only get close to her so she could crush on Nat by proxy). So. The only thing to try to do really is move on…. and channel everything into her art. At first it’s all abstracted and darker pieces- one off paintings or beginnings of comics that don’t go anywhere- not because she can’t finish them, but because it would be revealing too much of the truth on paper, something she still keeps her promises about. That is, until one day about a decade later, when she gets the idea for a fictional graphic novel that can disguise the truth by using another popular supernatural trope: Vampires. The same bloodshed, human feeding, and feral behavior can easily be translated into a vampire comic, while still using traits from her teammates in the other characters. She knows it’s risky, but dammit, it’s been about a decade now… and the weight of it all has been eating at her like it does all of them, to the point where she just /has/ to create something about it. If only to get it out of her own body. She even puts it under an alias just to be extra safe, but naturally, the comic becomes a big hit and the real author is uncovered, as well as all the speculations that come with it.

She publicly insists it’s just a fictional story, based on nothing but imagination, but fan-theories and deep dives circulate, the internet making comparisons to the hinted at clues, and pairing the characters with their irl counterparts a little too accurately. And honestly, she’d be lying if she said deep, deep, deeeep down she wasn’t a little bit hoping for them to put the pieces together. She sees this portrayal as sort of a lasting tribute to their fallen teammates- since the truth of their demise could never go public, at least in this way she could honor their memory. Of course this all reaches the attention of the survivors, and I feel it would be a nice additional drama to Tai’s career as a senator, or even as a replacement for that arc. Anyway if you’ve read this far, congrats and my many thanks. I’m still thinking up stuff for this girl- maybe enough to even write a fic, who knows? But I’m having fun for now.

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Meet Cat-sandra!

Commission for my friend’s Hazbin Hotel OC. She wanted to be a cat-themed witch demon from Ireland who died from being burned at the stake. So of course, she now wields hellfire as her afterlife super-power. 🔥 I fuckin love her and she was so so fun to design and draw.

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Jason Isaacs: I’m the subject of an international investigation and I may lose everything because of it but don’t worry, my family doesn’t suspect anything, I played it real cool 😎 

Also Jason, at least once an episode: Hey fam do you think you could live without money? Anybody? Don’t you think we should all be ok with a whole lot less? No reason, just asking 🫠

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insanity aside i think we should all be thanking shauna for bringing cannibalism into the adult timeline. good for her.

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so you just kinda threw my whole heart together then ripped it open again? k cool cool

just kinda threw this together