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Blahaj bless thee

Reblog to spread the Blessing Blahaj

@catboybiologist @godless-of-the-hunt @whalesharkcat @miss-peanut-butter-cups

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Doodle on the day of silence :)

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A bit about me :3

Name: Zone!

Pronouns: he/him ------------but they/them is okay (like, if you run out of he's to him, they is fine. do what u want lol)

Favorite animal: Dragons. Yes.

Reason for username: I am for some reason constantly zoned out of reality and occasionally zone back in

Favorite quote: "In a society where all adventure has been destroyed, the only adventure left is to destroy that society."

What I post about: Percy Jackson mostly, bc I've been obsessed since I read PJO two years ago. Also whatever fandom that took over my brain that week. (And random stuff. This blog is pretty much just me letting my brain out of its cage)

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New pfp! Wouldn't want my one mutual to not recognize me :3

art isn't mine, credit for the actual art to @hunbloom on Picrew lol.

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Thanks for tagging me!!

(I got The Horrors one but it wouldn't upload for some reason. Also, how did y'all get the text to be different??)

We’re all in a TV show/this was fun

this quiz

this Picrew

Take the quiz and then create your picture based on yourself/what you got on the quiz.

here’s mine:

@yakultstan @izzafizza @nightshadereaper66 @tabzsoda

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Percy: THE SEA DOES NOT LIKE TO BE RESTRAINED. I REFUSE TO BE HELD IN THESE UNHOLY CHAINS.

Annabeth: Put on your dam seatbelt we're going to be late

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Reblog if it’s ok for your mutuals to tag you in posts they think you’ll like even if you don’t talk often.

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🎶✨when you get this, put 5 songs you actually listen to, then publish. Send this ask to 10 of your favourite followers🎶✨

Poison -Hazbin Hotel

SugarCrash -ElyOtto

Run Boy Run -Woodkid

Renegades -X Ambassadors

Teenagers -MCR

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list 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you!

The Percy Jackson universe: PJO, HoO, ToA, MCGA, TSaTS, CotG, all of it >:)

2. Making the perfect witty comeback against a sworn enemy

3. <insert this week's fandom of interest here>

4. Using far too many of t h e s e t h i n g s to make my voice KNOWN (parentheses too; you can prevent misunderstandings)

5. fresh bread. (and garlic bread.)

6. Breaking rules for rebellion but mostly for comedic purposes

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“who’s got you smiling at your phone like that?” my mutuals just booped me

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Blasting music at full volume is great until an ad comes on and activates Instant Rage for about thirty seconds

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Erik: *Magnetos*

Charles: For the last time, Erik, mass murder is not a healthy coping mechanism!

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So we all know Alastor is a deer, right?

And his full form is a really twisted, creepy deer, he eats his victims, and is clearly powerful?

Alastor isn't just a deer, he's a wendigo

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A guide to the PG replacement cuss words of the Percy Jackson books:

Schist- Shit. Originally from Hazel making the joke that it sounds the same.

Holy Hera- Holy shit. Because Hera is a little shit.

What the Hades- What the hell. because underworld.

Holy Zeus- Holy fuck. Because Zeus fucks a lot of people.

Dam- Damn. But you already knew that one.

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HC that when Will Solace cracks his back (or whatever else can be cracked) it starts glowing. For example:

Will: *gets up* *cracks his back*

Nico: Will for f***s sake it's 2 am turn the lights off

Will: *lower back glowing like the damn sun*

Nico: ...

Will: ...

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I JUST REALIZED WHY ITS CALLED THE SUN AND THE STAR

(spoilers for TSATS)

Okay, now I'm not sure if I'm literally the last person to realize this, BUT

-Nico and Will go to Tartarus to save Bob

-Bob calls them "my sun and star"

I originally assumed that's why the book is called that.

BUT THATS NOT ALL.

-Bob's last words to Percy and Annabeth are to "Tell the sun and stars I say hello"

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Welcome to Camp Half-Blood!!

*Jurassic Park music*