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There is no holiday because we are killed every day

There is no holiday because we are hungry and cannot find food

There is no holiday because we will not live in peace

Me against the world

Please we are living through the most difficult times in ages please donate to us here to provide food

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I would've used Fox x Krystal as an example for what you described, but Conald Dump x Melon Husk works, too.

Have you ever had your OTP becoming canon and it makes you happy, but then they had the craziest break up and you feel so sad about it now?

I really hope Trump and Elon will get together again, they were so relationship goal 💔💔

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Hell yeah!

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Idea for a funny skit: Jesus comes to America and gets deported. Unfortunately, for I.C.E. he effortlessly escapes El Salvador by just walking out (because he can), and the guards say, "What the hell?! How did you get out?!" And he says,"My dad's God." And the guards say, That's bullshit, and ready their guns, and Jesus just says," Can't we just talk about this?" And the guards shoot at him, but the bullets don't affect him at all, like the bullets are disappearing as soon as they enter his personal space. This intimidates the guards. Jesus, then, frees every prisoner in El Salvador by erasing the walls and the guards' guns from existence. Then, he looks at the very confused guards and says, "Can we talk, now?"

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Man I hate misgendering shit like my autistic ass can't remember pronouns but the second I misgender someone I instantly remember their actual pronouns so I try to correct myself without making that shit more awkward I wish I could just remember people's pronouns correctly

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Is this post ableist against autistic people? Because Lettuce-Queen-is-Valid seems to be autistic and the joke seems to be "Hahaha! look at the stupid autistic person! They're taking everything literally and don't know what jokes are! That's so stupid!"

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Yeah, you're kinda right, I could've just summed it up with this meme

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autism is not a horrible disease that ruins lives and tears apart families. elon musk, who is autistic and an evil billionaire who doesn't pay taxes, has ruined thousands of lives, and whose family hates him, is a statistical outlier adn should not have been counted

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"back on my bullshit" in reference to recurring hyperinterests dating back to middle school and beyond

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A college romcom would go hard, honestly.

can we have tv dramas set in college please. fucking nothing happens in hs man. now im in college and my friend got chased by feral hogs a week ago in the woods and its like the 5th craziest thing to happen this week

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Idk what some of you fans are on, but PLEASE for the love of FUCK do NOT be gifting celebrities fanfiction! Especially explicit fanfiction! That is not meant for them, it is meant for US, the fans. If someone wants to go look for fic of themselves/the characters they play, that's their choice. But we DO NOT force it upon them! That is harassment, that is a violation of boundaries, and that is NOT okay! Not to mention you shouldn't be doing this when the fic is NOT YOUR WORK! I'd also like to remind people that BUYING/SELLING fanfic is ILLEGAL. You can get us all in trouble for doing that shit! Y'all need to get it together! I don't even fuck with Harry Potter shit anymore because the author is so goddamn rancid, but PLEASE don't fucking do this shit to people! Stop being so parasocial with famous people! It's creepy and weird!

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no you have to contribute to your fandom if you don't want it to die. most fandoms die because people say 'it's so sad watching the fandom die when the hype dies' without doing anything about it. I'm not saying you have to push out 100k word slow-burn fic, I'm not saying you have to make fan art or gif sets or edits or anything. I'm just saying we as a community should contribute to our fandom if we don't want it to die, and by contributing, I'm talking about giving kudos, commenting on your favorite fics, reblogging your favorite art and just talking about your favorite characters. that's enough to keep a fandom alive. that's the most effective way to keep a fandom alive in my humble opinion.

fandoms die because people stop talking about it, fandoms die because people stop engaging with fan content once the hype is gone. what I'm saying is, mainstream media's hype may be gone, but our fandom can stay alive and thriving if us as a community don't let it die.

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"A society that separates its lore masters from its horny posters will have its headcanons written by prudes and its erotic fanfic by fools."

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Mouse-eating men are gross and should be oppressed. They're not normal.