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Secret Cat Cult
Have you heard about the Cat Cult? Your cats are moving around all night, and you think you know what they’re up to, but are you ready for the truth? This set of six soft vinyl 1-3/8" tall cats in robes, a 9/16" tall altar, and one 5/8" long bird sacrifice is a peek into the secret feline world of the Ancient Order of Cats. Worthy of a six-episode documentary on your favorite streaming service. Comes in a box that looks like you’re interrupting a ceremony in the basement.
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Wet Food Joyride
This wind-up Wet Food Joyride just makes sense. If cats designed cars, they’d probably want them to look appealing. What’s more appealing than wet cat food? These clever kitties figured out a faster way to get to the food bowl when they hear the can open. They have taken cans of wet food and turned them into vehicles. At 4-3/8" x 3-1/2" and made of soft vinyl and plastic, these wind-up cat cans are as hilarious as they are ridiculous. Mechanism sends them on a crazy topsy turvy route. Choose which color you’d like and get to racing!
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Boy Band Cats
These Boy Band Cats are sassy! Remember in the late 1990s when a group of kittens got together to form the most awesome pop group of all time? Hiss2Purr is legendary and our set of Boy Band Cats celebrates them and the era. It features all four original members, including the charismatic leader in his fedora and the dorky one with frosted tips that wrote all the songs. Varying in height from 2-1/8" to 2-1/4" tall, this set of four soft vinyl figures will take you back to the days when a single meow could make your heart flutter.
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Itty Bitty Werewolves
The Itty Bitty Werewolves are cursed… to be adorable! When a tiny full moon appears, you can hear the cutest little blood-curdling howl ever echo over the bogs. Our 1-1/8" to 1-1/4" tall, soft vinyl Itty Bitty Werewolves have all the fierceness of actual werewolves without all the burden of a full-sized one.
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A dark opening -- a blue light -- and the Green Lady appeared.
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Are you Psychic?
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How to make the "Ghost of the Past" do a vanishing act!
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To little babies... MEAT makes a big difference!
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Did you hear something in the ATTIC?
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